Thankfully, so does auntie em. She’s weird, though. I mean, whereas I like to do mundane (normal) things with them like, say, touch 'em, she would rather walk for them. (Weird, right?)
“Women get boob cancer,” she told me last night. “I’ll be walking for them in my fabulous pink pants and ya-ya pink shoes to help raise money in the 2005 Race for the Cure.”
Seriously, though: all I heard was “boob”. Which got me to thinking (both of me, Up and Down). Boobs are great, right, with their differing sizes and shapes–everyone knows that. Much like snowflakes, no two boobflakes are alike, so it’d be a shame for the boobs to go away. A crime, really. So, if you want, please do two things:
1.) Grab and appreciate the nearest boob to you.
2.) Visit auntie em’ donation site and throw some change her way to encourage her in her Pink Pants walk.
Boobs all over the world will thank you. Starting with me.
Sheesh, could you be more of a junior mod? Do you get some satisfaction from publicly chastising another member? Really, I want to know, what do you get out of this? The Report this Post button is there for a reason, but perhaps that wouldn’t give you enough exposure. :rolleyes:
Damnit! I meant to include a line saying that. I asked all the other moderators, and after they made me promise to give them, each, 5% of the donations, they said, “Maybe.” So I took that answer and ran with it.
If they come looking for me in this thread, tell 'em I’m not here.
I think MikeG was tonguing his own cheek in his post. Unless he really does want scout1222 to expose herself. (And that’s what this thread is all about, isn’t it?)
HOT DAMN! I wish I had thought of that, because since Skip moderates this forum, he’d probably be tasked with checking out what I reported. Ha! That would have been pretty funny.
Well, at least in my head it would have been humorous.
When I quickly moused over this thread I read it like “I really love boobies and so does my aunt” and then some weird stuff about playing with your aunt’s boobs.
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of Jeff on Coupling while reading the OP.
YAY!! for saving boobies! auntie em, you know you’ve got my cash. t’s going to have to wait til I’m on a non-work computer, though, as the one here thinks breast cancer awareness websites are porn. :rolleyes:
