Confession: I'm a boob appreciator

Let me start off by saying that I mean no offense to anyone of any gender or sexual preference, I’m just very giddy right now, so I’ll say it.

I’m a straight woman (well, at least I play one on TV) and I like boobs.

Boobs Boobs Boobs

I like 'em. I find myself noticing women’s breasts and trying not to stare. I’m quite particular in the ones I like (larger rather than smaller, and not niggly) and I tend to find them hard to ignore when they’re out on display in public, in films or even in adult entertainment.

I’m 34 now and only in the past few years have I noticed that I have this particular attraction to boobs. I’m married and am not a ‘swinger’ or polyamourous so the chances that I’ll ever actually see or touch a real live boob are slim to none.

The thing is this: I’m not at all interested in seeing, touching, kissing or otherwise exploring female down-theres. I call them noo noos. I find them mostly pretty icky and don’t derive any pleasure out of thinking of them or seeing them.

Noo noos are of no interest to me what-so-ever. I am purely a boob appreciator.
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

AMEN, Sister.

Nothing makes the Tibby happier than boobies in her face.

However, unlike Ana, I’m all about the noo noos, too.

Tibs.

Is now taking bets on how long before Kwyjibo finds this thread…

:smiley:

I also like boobs. I like mine. I like other people’s. I think they’re good. Boobs.

I agree! Mmmmmmm! Boobies!

But I must heartily disagree with your stance on Noo Noos… I never met a Noo Noo that I didn’t want to get to know better! :wink:

I’m glad I’m not the only straight gal out there who appreciates breasts. I’m rather fond of my own in particular. :smiley:

Tittums are swell. And I’m straight and non-noo noo-appreciative, too.

Nice to see I’m in good company!

Now—isn’t it funny how this post has about 85 hits in about 10 minutes and only a handful of responses.

Must be a lot of noo noo lovers out there!

For future reference,

‘noo noo’ is pronounced “new new” and is shorted, affectionately as ‘noonie’ or ‘newnie’ if you prefer phonetics.

Not that I do.

Prefer noo noos I mean. Or ‘new news.’

BOOBS!

I like them too. I like drawing them, and painting them. I like wearing things that look good with mine. I like looking at them on others.

I like sticking mine in other people’s faces… :smiley:

Boobies are nice - wonderful, in fact. I don’t really dig the noo-noo, but boobies. . . Yay boobs!

Wooooo! Two more!

Boobs.

Well…I’m a guy. But like most guys, I’m a boob lover. Unlike Anahita, though, I’m more of a petite boob lover AND am both a yess-yess and a noo-noo aficionado.

BOOBS RULE!

and the naturaler the better!:smiley:

Your own, or other peoples?

Seriously though, if more gals adopted this attitude then the world would be a happier place. :slight_smile:

All hail Boobage!

Aaargh my last post didn’t make sense… !

Anyway: Kneel before the boob. Worship the boob. Boob power!

I just wonder why women ever leave the house.

…cus if I had factory installed ta-tas…

Boooooooooooooob operator…

I like breasts. Mine have shrunk slightly, but not too much. So that’s alright then.