Ain’t they just the best?
Yes, I must admit I quite like mine.
Boobs as in idiots??
While grocery shopping with my wife a few weeks ago, she asked me if the store had any chicken on sale. I told her they had chicken boobs for $1.99 a pound. A gal standing nearby shot coffee through her nose all over her son. I saw her a little while later and apologized if I was the cause of the problem she had in the meat department. She said an apology was not needed but she did not know what chicken boobs were till she saw me pick up a pack of chicken breasts. I’ll have to be more careful around folks with a mouth full of coffee at my local Safeway.
That reminds me, I have to take one of the turkey tits (as my wife calls them) out of the freezer so we can cook it this weekend.
Not just boobies, Ell, but dancing boobies!
Czarcasm, the best kind! 
I’d like to go on record as being pro-boobs.
I wish I had dancing boobies - mine kinda just sit there…
Tru-Breast! “They are decorative as well as functional!”
My parents were camping once with some friends, and they were trying to figure out what to cook for dinner. A friend of ours, Faye, said, “I have chicken breasts.” My father: “We can’t all be perfect.”
No, we’re talking about breasts. Going by the OP, I thought female human breasts only, but obviously anything goes here!!!
Boobies, titties, knockers, squeeze-ums, fun bags, jugs, yabboes, bazooms, the mountain range, the twin towers, the coat hangers, the ‘kneadful’ things, the two handfuls, HEAVEN!
And let us not forget "winnebagos.’
What a delightful thing to find while ego-surfing.
Yes, Lord.
Although I must admit a deep admiration for the Boobies, I am quite assuredly a dark meat man!
I like big butts and I cannot lie…
meh. how many heterosexual females are crazy about boobs?
i like boobs
Yeah… Boobs are good.
very good…