Dairy Products.
May your cups runneth over.
Boobs. Beautiful boobies!!
What do you get from the large chested woman from the telegraph office??
Wait for it…
Mammory-grams
Huge tracts of land . . . ?
I like boobies. 
I guess I like it best when they move in unison, you know, like your car’s windshield wipers.
Q: Do you like boobs a lot?
A: Yes, I like boobs a lot. Boobs a lot boobs a lot.
(it’s a song. It’s called “Boobs a Lot”, or something. It used to be the theme song to a local radio show.)
The second verse is “Do you wear your jock a lot?”
they’re great.
IIRC, it’s by Spooky Tooth from an album called Good Taste is Timeless. Don’t have it, alas.
It was aso used as the track for two cartoons that appeared in an anthology called Sextoons that was shown on the film circuits. It later came out on video.
Ahh, Rocky and Troy. It’s oddly disturbing to see Danger Boy on TV every morning cavorting with a former Miss Merka.
It’s like Mother Nature was having a two for one sale.
[Homer]
Boobies, is there anything they can’t do?
[/Homer]
Well, I’m a heterosexual female, but I like my boobs. I’m a C-cup. They’re nice and not too big and not too small and look nice.
My sister and mother are rather flat. SO I GOT BOOBIES AND THEY DIDN’T!!!
Working at a health care facility, we prepare meals in different size servings, so on chicken day, its not unusual to hear one of the women sing out in all seriousness, All I have are legs! I need some breasts!`
Also, when sending up a tray of snacks, I asked one of the girls if she had any half sandwiches. Got any halfs? and she hollered back, No, all I have is three wholes!, which stopped conversation for a second.
I wish you could change thier size to match what your’e wearing. Alot of times mine are just too damn mammoth to fit into what I’d like to wear. And no, this is not a good thing, as my other well-endowed sisters will undoubtedly echo. In fact it sucks. :smack:
In response to this thread, they should have boobie balloons for the parade!
Shouldn’t be much of a stretch, considering what’s already on the streets…
I’ll shut up now…
I’m a hetero female and can certainly appreciate a fine looking pair of boobs.
I very much dislike the artificial variety, though. Au natural only for me!
Two pages of posts in this thread and I get to mention George Bush for the first time.
On, sorry.
Carry on.
And no, I will not resign!
Boobs are great. They’re fun to play with and such great collateral!!! In fact, I needed to get my boyfriend out of bed this morning. We had wanted to leave my apartment at noon to get to my parents’ at a decent hous but he was still in bed at 1130! Well, I promised him a boobie picture on his digital camera if he got up within one minute. He was out of bed within 10 seconds!!!
HAhaha - had never thought of them as “great collateral” but ** mandielise** may have a point!