Wet T-Shirt Contest, Everybody!

[Elysian]

Woooohoooooo!!!

/pours cold water all over herself

[Bear_Nenno]

::stares::

[Argent Towers]

Uh...could you post a picture?

[CalMeacham]

I tried that once, but nobody was interested in watching me. And it was cold.

[Anaamika]

Ok, I'll join in! I've never done this before, so I'm a little shy...someone want to help me? Hand some of that water, would you?

[Anastasaeon]

Alright! I'll join!

I even have a picture! See?

Yes, I'm a dirty girl, too, as you can see.

[Madd Maxx]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

Alright! I'll join!

I even have a picture! See?

Yes, I'm a dirty girl, too, as you can see.

That's hot.

[Loopydude]

Originally Posted by Elysian

Woooohoooooo!!!

/pours cold water all over herself

I'm gonna have to chime in with another call for a cite. I mean, come on. This is the 'Dope. You can't go around making unsubstantiated claims like that and expect us to just accept it on faith.

And don't skimp on the pixels. I got broadband.

[Elysian]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

I even have a picture! See?

You guys can join in too, you know! Come on, it's Straight Dope Gone Wild!

[Anastasaeon]

Yes! Men, show us your wet... er... pants?

Maybe they should stick to T-shirts, too.

[EarthStone777]

I'd join in but I'd have to put on a t-shirt first...

[Daithi Lacha]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

Alright! I'll join!

I even have a picture! See?

Yes, I'm a dirty girl, too, as you can see.

Boy, you really should have put a warning stating just how un-work safe that was mainly because I barked with laughter when it came up and everyone stared at me for a moment to see if I was "OK."

[Hal Briston]

Crow: Mike, you interrupted our wet T-shirt contest!
Mike: Your...
Tom: ...wet T-shirt contest, you know, the favorite form of entertainment in Florida, southern California, and parts of Wisconsin!
Mike: Okay, and these [indicates pans of water containing t-shirts] would be your wet T-shirts.
Crow: Right-o! I won with my wafflenet crew-neck, which absorbed a full 1.35 liters of water!
Tom: And while Crow won the day, my Hanes "Beefy-T" absorbed faster, with less dripping!
Crow: But we're not quite sure, still, what the big deal is over wet T-shirt contests.

[Wolfian]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

Alright! I'll join!

I even have a picture! See?

Yes, I'm a dirty girl, too, as you can see.

Crow T. Robot: I'm just not seeing the appeal.

[Ponder Stibbons]

I don't have a wet t-shirt, but on this page you can see a picture of my unit.

[Anastasaeon]

Originally Posted by Ponder Stibbons

I don't have a wet t-shirt, but on this page you can see a picture of my unit.

Oooo! That is sex-ay!

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

Yes! Men, show us your wet... er... pants?

I read this, and immediately a movie quote popped into my head:

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"

Tripler
I think I'll politely pass on the pants thing now.

[Elysian]

Originally Posted by Ponder Stibbons

I don't have a wet t-shirt, but on this page you can see a picture of my unit.

*wolf whistle*

[mobo85]

Just as long as it isn't a dry T-shirt contest. Those things are the biggest waste of not water.

[Ponder Stibbons]

Great, just great. The only feedback I get is from the married women. Sigh ...

[Anaamika]

Originally Posted by Ponder Stibbons

Great, just great. The only feedback I get is from the married women. Sigh ...

It may cool people down, but it sure gets me hot!

Happy?

[tdn]

Originally Posted by Tripler

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"

Great line from a sucky movie!

Here's another one:

"We're having a wet T-shirt contest. Wanna come?"

"Yeah! Oh, but my T-shirts are all dry."

[Loopydude]

Well, now that our shirts are all wet, just to make certain the experience is complete, why not get some ice for erecting nipples?

[klintypooh]

OK, seeing as nobody is playing along here I am!

[Elysian]

Awesome, I'm just wondering what it's wet with. Perhaps I don't want to know.

[klintypooh]

Why do you think I'm so sad?

[The Great Sun Jester]

:: Sploosh ::

[js_africanus]

Here's a picture of my knob







(Well, it was my knob, but now it belongs to somebody else.)

[klintypooh]

Weren't they banned?

[DocCathode]

Where is that page? I know I have it bookmarked. What is it under? Aha!

Here ya go!

That page has photos of me showing everybody my willy, asking people to touch my woody, explaining the anatomy of my bulbous-headed purple love monster, and explaining that I can shoot things from the end of my tentacle.

[Tripler]

I've been out of town--houseboating in Canada the past few days--and just started unpacking this morning. I haven't had a chance to post lately.

So, I just wanted to show off my cans and rack for y'all.

Oh, and just because it's nearly noon, I'll give you a little hot beef too.

Tripler
"Just because it's nearly noon." _{SDMB Gone Wild indeed!}

[RTFirefly]

Great tits!!

Big boobies!!!