Ah yes, the Wet Straight Dope T-Shirt Contest. Apply in MPSIMS.
Now this thread inspired me to try to order one today, and after filling out everything else on the order form I came to find that the Reader doesn’t take my plastic of choice (Amex).
The SDMB needs money, yes? So we have hot Doper women (which is to say, all of them, natch) send in digital pics to participate in a “Wet Straight Dope T-Shirt Contest” (tm Ringo) and, here’s the brilliant part, CHARGE MONEY to view the contestants and vote! Hell, the guys can join in too, for that matter!
It’s only a little bit like porn! Come on, who’s with me?!
Wash it in the red load! Whoo, mama. Streaky pink. Strike-a-bell-ic. It takes no time at all to imagine such a thing. I imagined such a thing while speading a butter-like substance on my homemade rye toast. Just think what you can do ! !
Oh, man. I think I hyperextended my skull again. Too much knowledge. Oy. Uff da. Ay carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrramba.