straight dope t-shirt

This probably isn’t the best place for this question, so I’ll apologize in advance. I couldn’t figure out where to ask it.

The Straight Dope giftshop offers a t-shirt:

https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat#tshirt

Is the shirt white or grey?

It really is an important question. Honest!

Julie

The only one I’ve seen in real life was white.

My girl friend ordered it, and it was white.

It’s a very cool shirt, and I think it only comes in white. I’m asking around to see if other colours might be available…

Excellent.

You see, I am absolutely incapable of wearing a white t-shirt for more than three minutes without spilling something on it.

I love the t-shirt, just not in white!

Julie

You talking about a drop of raspberry jam from your peanut-butter-n-jelly sammich, of a gallon pail of cold water?

[sub]Why do you think Cecil picked white, huh?[/sub]

Ah yes, the Wet Straight Dope T-Shirt Contest. Apply in MPSIMS.

Now this thread inspired me to try to order one today, and after filling out everything else on the order form I came to find that the Reader doesn’t take my plastic of choice (Amex).

I’VE COME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA!

The SDMB needs money, yes? So we have hot Doper women (which is to say, all of them, natch) send in digital pics to participate in a “Wet Straight Dope T-Shirt Contest” (tm Ringo) and, here’s the brilliant part, CHARGE MONEY to view the contestants and vote! Hell, the guys can join in too, for that matter!

It’s only a little bit like porn! Come on, who’s with me?!

I Like Ike!

:slight_smile:
Otta put that on a button…

OK, the Official Word from the Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief at the READER is:

In short, buy the white one and dye it any color you’d like that will cover the spaghetti stains.

Wash it in the red load! Whoo, mama. Streaky pink. Strike-a-bell-ic. It takes no time at all to imagine such a thing. I imagined such a thing while speading a butter-like substance on my homemade rye toast. Just think what you can do ! !

Oh, man. I think I hyperextended my skull again. Too much knowledge. Oy. Uff da. Ay carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrramba.