The CCCP2! With pictures!

[MaxTheVool]

A while ago, I posted about the Cool Coke Can Pyramid (CCCP) that I had built in my office. But I was unable to produce photographic documentation, so dopers were (rightly) skeptical. Now, I have completed its bigger and better successor, the Cool Coke Can Pyramid 2 (CCCP2), and I have photos to prove it.
First of all, here is my first coke can installation, the triple layered desk/floor lining.

Here is the original CCCP.

Here is a zoomed in detail of the CCCP2.

Here is the CCCP2 in all its glory.
And finally, here is the crowning touch, the truck used by the wee little elves who show up in the middle of the night to do the construction.

Now if only I could figure out how to use my powers to meet cheap women…

[Seven]

Did you drink all those?

barfs

[MaxTheVool]

@Seven

Did you drink all those?

barfs

Yes. Yes I did. All in one sitting in fact. And I also use it to bathe my nether regions. What, don’t you?

[MikeG]

[Monk]

But…but…you don’t have all the holes pointing down at the exact same angle! Doesn’t that drive you mad!!!

[/Monk]

[MaxTheVool]

@MikeG

[Monk]

But…but…you don’t have all the holes pointing down at the exact same angle! Doesn’t that drive you mad!!!

[/Monk]

I believe if you analyze the angles of the holes, you’ll find that they contain encrypted messages about the end times.

[USCDiver]

This is bullsh*t man! There’s a bunch of Dr. Pepper cans in there! I’d rather have clam juice.

[Suburban_Plankton]

@USCDiver

This is bullsh*t man! There’s a bunch of Dr. Pepper cans in there! I’d rather have clam juice.

That’s right! Who do you think you’re foolin’, Max?

And another thing: My seven year old took one look at the photo and said “That’s not a pyramid. It’s a triangle!” And since he just made a sugar-cube pyramid for school yesterday, he knows what he’s talking about.

[mobo85]

I was expecting this thread to be about a sequel to the Soviet Union. Nice pyramid, though.

[MaxTheVool]

@Suburban Plankton

That’s right! Who do you think you’re foolin’, Max?

And another thing: My seven year old took one look at the photo and said “That’s not a pyramid. It’s a triangle!” And since he just made a sugar-cube pyramid for school yesterday, he knows what he’s talking about.

You know, it’s really easy for you armchair coke-can-pyramid builders to sit there in your egghead elite ivory towers and criticize those of us who are down here in the trenches, facing the day-in day-out challenges and stresses of CCCP assemblage – with your complaints about what precisely is a “coke can” and what precisely is a “pyramid”…

[ZipperJJ]

You should send those pics to your dentist.