Check out these Tits!

While surfing the net today I stumbled across what is, in my estemation, an awesome pair of Tits!

In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that these are Great Tits.

Enjoy!

What’s a pair of Tits without a fantastic Ass to go with them?

Of course, you’ll want a young spread pussy.

distracts the Lesbian Mafia with a story that Ellen and Portia have invited Anne over for a threeway, long enough to post…

What? No cock and balls? In a cage…and a guy in a green shirt…

Goatse anybody?

that was too fucking funny!! thanks, you guys. I needed a good laugh, since I’m not getting laid.

Being a hipster, I prefer indie tits. myself.

Y’all can be tit-men.

I just loves me some boobies.

Robin

Mmmmm…Cooter

MsRobyn, I’ve got nothing against boobies, but I the edge must go to Great Tits, not only for the name, but also for this description:

From here.

So, who likes a nipple, then.

So what would happen if you put a nipple on a tit? Or even a boobie?

You might need a Dildo.

Or an asshole.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/story.mikebrown.jpg

Well, this was the shocking, nipple baring stock photo that came with a fellow Dopers’ printer/camera (?) one time. Gasp.

But, then I realised, ohhhh… we’re talking about tits, and* boobies***! :smack: Well damn. So I had to go find the famous neeplehead blue tit, and the rarest of all the boobies, Captain Nips.

Here’s a young lady whose snatch has won prizes in international competition.

And what lady could turn down a hot rod?

I want you all to see my Pet Cock

Hey guys, isn’t it always embarassing to get a Boner at the wrong time?

Wow! Feast your eyes on this huge erection!