Tropical Storm Epsilon & God's Broken Finger

For those of you still keeping track of things, we’re up to 26 named storms now.

I’m not sure I buy that considering what this other tropical storm just did.

:eek:

Aw, crap.

We’re just all in the handbasket now, aren’t we?

God will just have to give them another finger. I wonder which one it will be?

It’s a sign, I’m telling you, it’s a sign.

I’m OK, but when The End Times come, you are all gonna go to…well, wherever.

Maybe monotheism wasn’t the way to go.

IAMA Meteroroligist, but it seems that one of the key ingredients that’s been msissing in “hurricane soup” before the recent years is that the water needs to be 82 degrees F for hurricanes to form.

http://www.nasa.gov/vision/earth/environment/HURRICANE_RECIPE.html
Human Greenhouse Gas emission.

Global Warming.

82 degree water.

Hurricanes.

Let’s play connect the dots.

We have none to blame but ourselves. I say this while water drips through the roof above me, since was damaged twice this season.

Before and after Delta photos of the Finger of God here.

The “before” looks like a middle finger to me. They could rename it “Fist of God”.

Did you notice the 5th picture down? There is a definite moon shot going on there.

Apparently God owed Somebody money.

Without the big finger, it looks more like a mitten.

Hell, it didn’t look like that much of a finger to begin with, much less the finger of God.

I tell ya, the Yakuza is everywhere now.

2005: The year America learned the Greek alphabet.

What’s after epsilon? (No, for the love of Og, don’t send another hurricane for me to find out!)

I’ve always gone: alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, theta, omega… but that’s it. My alphabet-fu is off :frowning:

Zeta,eta, theta, iota, kappa,lambda, mu,nu,xi,omicron,pi.rho,sigma,tau,upsilon,phi,psi.chi,omega.

Lord knows what happens if we run out of Greek letters.

Slight hijack (wait, this is MPSIMS ;)), I researched the subject a bit ago, and the results of which are basically, we don’t know if global warming leads to increased number of hurricanes, but data shows it may be less hurricanes. Post is near the bottom of the 1st page.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336375&highlight=hurricane+global+warming

Mandarin pictograms.

Or the Stark Fist of Removal?

Being in a hurricane zone, I’ve also read a few things on this. Conjecture to this point is that more hurricanes are NOT an outcome of global warming, but that more powerful hurricanes may be. This will probably end up being one of those things where they end up quibbling about it forever and we really never know what is true.