Went to the theatre last night, what a misfortune! Next seat down from me was an obese woman. I’m talking an OBESE woman. What can you do. I sat in my seat, rather, the bit of my seat she hadnt spilled over into. So, there I am, in utter uncomfort. I wasnt going to complain, even as this woman stuffed her face with chocolate and icecream. I have a lot of sympathy for the obese; it must be terrible to live like that. If I was obese, I’d probably buy two theatre tickets, so I wouldnt ruin someone elses night.
Then, I realised as the show started, she wasnt alone. She was with two other ladies, who were sitting two seats over from her. So it was friend, friend, space, obese lady, bubastis. She was probably waiting for a third friend to take that middle seat, right?
Wrong. The seat in the middle was to give her friends space, so she wouldnt inconvienience them with her size. Very thoughtful of her.
Pity she didnt extend this same thought to the other patrons.
I’m not saying she should have bought three seats for herself, though she needed them… not that I’m trying to be mean, I have a lot of sympathy for the obese; it must be terrible to live like that.
I’m simply wondering if I have any argument at all that she should have taken the middle seat, leaving a space between me and her. Who should she inconvienince, her friends or a stranger? Evidently, a stranger. Why ruin your friends night out? Ruin mine! You dont know me!
It was hell, at least until intermission when she went off to get more snacks. But, the second half of the show went smoothly… She chose to sit IN THE AISLE. Yes, she was that fucking fat. I’m sorry, I didnt mean that; I have a lot of sympathy for the obese; it must be terrible to live like that.
Which brings me to part two of my rant: Should the obese be allowed to create fire hazards in public places?