Explain how Satan designed the Great Seal of the USA!

Idly browsing through one of the disturbingly large number of conspiracy theory/apocalyptic sites on the 'net just now, and, embedded among the usual stuff about chemtrails, RFID chips, the Trilateral Commission, Denver International Airport, etc etc, I came across this piece of - information:

“The GREAT SEAL OF THE UNITED STATES has on the front side the eagle, which is really the phoenix bird, and on the reverse side the pyramid with the all-seeing eye of Lucifer, the God of the material world. Also unknown to most people is the fact the number 666 is imprinted on our great seal!! It is done in code, and the 1776 actually means 666!”

Any suggestions, amusing or serious, how 1776 is “decoded” to 666?

It’s quite obvious how it was encoded. Take rubidium, the most evil element of all. It has an atomic number of 37. It is also the second most electropositive element, so multiply 37 by 2 to get 74. Subtract 74 from 666 to get 592. One of the main uses of rubidium is the polarization of 3He, so obviously you must multiply 592 by 3 to get 1776.

Come on, how could you have not known that? It’s pretty common knowledge.

That was brilliant. Please tell me you just made that up.

Yeah, I made that up. The real method of encryption starts out with splitting 666 into three digits (being 6, 6, and 6, funnily enough). You perform The Algebraic Operation Of The Beast (i.e. squaring) on the first digit, and add the other two digits to the result. You multiply that result by the atomic number of the aforementioned Most Evil Element Ever, and you end up with 1776.

Coincidence? I think not…

More. We must have more…

This is outstanding! It gives me a pain behind the eye to think I know people who would say “Ooo, Ooo! See? SEE?”
And the Eagle is a Phoneix! Do that one!

Well, this sure beats doing work…

How many digits in 666? Three of course. What do you raise a number to the power of when performing The Algebraic Operation Of The Beast? Two. So multiply 3 and 2 to get 6. Multiply this number by the atomic number of Lucifer’s Element (rubidium, with an atomic number of 37, as you probably now know off by heart), and you get 222. Add this to 666 to get 888. Multiply this by the electopositivity ranking of Rb, and you get :eek: 1776!!!
Here’s a joke I remember hearing years ago:
What’s the difference between an eagle and a phoenix?Rubidium

Maybe the eagle-phoenix link needs a bit more thought.

You remove the one in 1776 and subtract it from both sevens and see what you get. It’s eerie!

You can also take 666 and multiply it by 2 2/3rd (the number of the beast’s chiropodist). Un canny!

Did you know that most of the Bald Eagles in the world live in Alaska? If the list of states in the US is arranged alphabetically, Alaska comes right before Arizona. The capital and largest city of Arizona is…Phoenix.

I am very, very scared of people who have the brains, the time and the inclination to think up this kind of stuff.

Keep it coming!!

You think that’s scary, don’t get trapped listening to someone with an Illuminati or Trilateral Commission conspiracy theory.

The band known as The Eagles broke up in 1980, but, like a phoenix, they later rose from the ashes to produce an album called Hell Freezes Over (a Satanic reference). The art on the cover of their new album involves flames, which are possibly from a phoenix. One of the singles from this album was Love Will Keep Us Alive – an obvious reference to the immortality of the phoenix. In 1995, this single appeared on the Adult Top 40 chart…

…in position 37.

You can listen to Illuminati or Trilateral Commission conspiracy theories all day and all night, and still not see The Truth, it is only when you play these theories backward, at slow speed, does the real secrets become obvious.

My own suggestion:

As we all know, Satan and his fallen angels have returned to Earth disguised as aliens, and are using the entertainment industry to prepare us all to accept this when they make themselves public.

Is there a major motion picture where a Satan-worshipper calls on her god to send her an angel, and it arrives in a spacecraft in the form of an alien? There is! From the studio who brought us such transparently Luciferan pictures as “The Lion King” and “Fantasia”, Disney, we have: “LILO AND STITCH”!!!

Now, let us look at the so-called name of the so-called heroine of this picture. “Lilo”. In deference to their Infernal Master, all worshippers of Satan forego the capitalization of their names, and, to express their pride, write any “i” that occurs in it as a captial - in other words, the “name” should be rendered - lIlo. A transparent representation of the number - 1110.

The union of Satan with his worshippers is expressed by the union of the Devil’s number with theirs: 666 + 1110 = 1776!!!

1776 = 666, of course, if you used the right punctuation:

1*(7/7)*6 = (6/6)6
1
(7-7)6 = 6(6-6)

vzzz…bzzz…meez duvvvv… Freddy is the devil!

vzzz…bzzz…meez duvvvv… Freddy is the devil!

vzzz…bzzz…meez duvvvv… Freddy is the devil!

I challenge someone to get that!

This can also be made to “work” using Roman numerals. :smiley:
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DCLXVI + MCX = MDCCLXXVI
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The middle letter of “decoded” is ‘o’, which in ASCII is equal to 111.

Puting the ASCII representation side-by-side with the letter it represents, we have 111O

1776 - 1110 = 666

It’s so obvious.

ITYM Morse :slight_smile:

Wait, why is rubidium the most evil element of them all? Why can’t it be something like mendelevium?