George W, both JCs would smack you like a bitch

Ok, I hope that everyone reading this realizes by now that the George W Bush issue isn’t a partisan issue. This motherfucker thinks he’s Julius Caesar and talks the talk about Jesus Christ, but both JCs would smack him around like a little bitch.

Julius Caesar was an actual real warrior, who derived his authority from the loyalty of the troops that he went into ACTUAL COMBAT with, as was Roman custom. Rome at that time could not have a George W Bush, because they wouldn’t have a wartime president that would skip out on going to war.

Jesus Christ would have dragged homeboy from the temple post haste. He would not have supported any of this bullshit about absolute power or the perverting of his message by Bush’s cronies in the Christian Right. Jesus Christ would say straight up to his face, “Your greed and power lust is not a Christian value.”

On judgement day, I truly hope he does meetup with Jesus Christ, and if he isn’t willing to repent, then the solace that we have is knowing that in Hell he’s gonna be Julius Caesar’s prison bitch, which in and of itself is a pretty high honor, I’m willing to give him that much.

Erek

Yes, but John Cleese would have engaged him in an argument.

No, he wouldn’t.

So wait, you assume Caesar will be in hell?

Oh, I’m quite sure he would.

What would Jon Cryer do?

I actually have a WWJCD sticker on my car.

Nope.

Zzzzzz…huh, what?

Oh, another Bush is teh suxor rant?

Zzzzzz…

How in God’s name did you manage to get me wondering what in the fuck Jane Curtin would do to George Bush?

Man, that took some doin’.

I was thinking June Cleaver. Huh.

Since he said both JCs, I immediately thought of June Carter and Johnny Cash.

Would too.

I’m curious as to what President HAS actually led US forces into battle as President. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up.

George Washington is the only one who came close. He led troops toward a battle, in Pennsylvania, I believe, but did not go as far as where the enemy was.

Revenant Threshold, Mr Bus Guy, and Leaffan
If you want to go on arguing you’ll have to pay for another five minutes.

Will not.

I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue anymore.

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

No, I don’t and I’ve already paid for five minutes.

What about Eisenhower?