Say, who’s the woman in the Aveeno TV commercials? Does anyone know?
Nobody knows?
Daniella Van Graas
Date of Birth: August 4, 1975
Birth Place: Tuitjenhorn, Holland
What could possibly have led to the uncovering of this 4-year-old zombie thread so the name of a random hottie makeup model can be shared?
Well, she did win that Nobel Prize…
Someone just wanted to Tuitjen his own horn.
At least I can die knowing I blindly walked into being the straight man for this incredibly, wonderfully awful pun.
Hey, you can’t put a statute of limitations on something this important!
Real reason: he was probably googling it himself, found the answer, and then came back to share it so the next person who googled it would find it at the top instead of having to search for a while.
At least, that’s why I do it.
Don’t be ridiculous.
It’s 5 years, not 4.
Proper stalking takes time.
I don’t know how to process that. It would never occur to me to think that way.
Part of me assumes that I should also add “now get off my lawn!” to the end of this post, but I am not sure…