OK, time for a mundane, pointless, and hopefully amusing game thread. Rules are simple: Take the preceding posters name and anagram it into an amusingly descriptive word of phrase.
I’ll start using the most obvious name I can think of just to get things rolling.
Cecil Adams
Mescal Acid - This stuff makes guatemalan insanity peppers abuse look responsible.
Yes, I am bored…
Omniscient = Minion Sect
ShibbOleth = He Shit Blob.
Ewwww…
I prefer “Hobble Shit”, sir.
By the by, that’s a bit rough coming from
Rhino Blast
or
Brain Sloth
or
Birth Salon
Hal Briston - Basil Thorn, the UK’s newest top secret agent.
slortar - Lo, tsars!
Says you, Northern Valet Shed!
Hal Briston=Halt No Bris
Try again.
I can’t believe you tossed your hat in the ring, Anal Cunt Port.
And here I was, trying to decide between that and Oral Pant Cunt.
Owie Zowie.
Hey, this looks like fun! Can I pla–
crap.
If we turn the “b” around you could be a pud. Beyond that I got nothin’…
Whoops. How about Rot, Lars!
Hey, look! Your anagram could be dnq or pub.
I went straight to pub, but I guess I’m just provincial that way. 
Or I like beer.
Thanks for sharing, ** dr anile**.
Hmm, Red Nail, I suppose that could be a new malt liquor.
Mad Car Alan, that was some canal drama we had yesterday, wasn’t it?