100 Where-Are-They-Now Former Stars To Book For The Surreal Life

The rules for this one aren’t too complex. You can name only one candidate per post.

The candidate can be a TV or movie actor or actress, a musician of either sex, or some other celebrity of some type. The candidate can even be non-human.

The catch is that they cannot have been starring in a TV show or series or in a movie, actively producing music or touring, or doing whatever it is that brought them fame in the first place since the year 2000. In other words, they’ve done nothing but coast on their fame (or simply sank out of sight) since before this century began.

Commercials, talk show appearances, game show or reality show appearances don’t disqualify your candidate, but being dead does.

As a final twist, name someone who fits the above criteria and is someone you’d like to see on The Surreal Life.

My pick, to get the ball rolling, is Martha Quinn.

jimmy ray, who wants to know

Squeaky Fromme.

Ray J. Johnson, Jr.

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me RJ or you can call me Ray Jay…

Jill Clayburgh.

Pat Harrington

NicePete
Raymond J Johnson Jr’s real name is Billy Saluga.
It appears he has done some work in the 21st century. I’ll leave it to other Dopers to see if this disqualifies him.

Peter Ostrum

The Unknown Comic

Kennedy

Moderator intervenes: these “Name 100 wossname” threads are boring, post-padding, games … and, as such, are not appreciated. Waste of pixels.