In order to avoid highjacking this thread, I’ll start a new one.
If Chuck Norris can have fun facts, so can Wilford Brimley. He did guest-star on Walker, Texas Ranger after all.
Come on, folks, let’s have 'em.
Wliford Brimley is an immortal, who can only be killed via decapitation.
Wilford Brimley isn’t actually diabetic; he’s really a vampire. Liberty Medical is a front.
Wilford Brimley’s blood has been replaced by Maple and Brown Sugar Quaker Oatmeal.
Wilford Brimley is the reincarnation of William Howard Taft.
ahem I’m sure you meant to say Teddy Roosevelt.
Wilford Brimley once took ‘Best in Show’ at Westminster Kennel Club in an ugly face-off against a Boston Bull.
I can see TR, but seriously, the resemblance to Taft is impressive as well.
Wilford Brimley isn’t his real name. It’s really Ashley Quincy Featherstone IV. And he’s a second cousin to Queen Elizabeth.
Wilford Brimely’s mustache is hiding an antena that he will use to contact the mother ship when he has readied humanity for the slaughter.
Wilford Brimely regularly burns his waffles.
Wilford Brimley is actually Chuck Norris’s future self. He traveled back from the year 23,072 to give his younger self guidance.
Wilford Brimley likes Ewoks, why don’t you?
Wilfred Brimley actually hunts down and kills every diabetic who does not check their blood sugar, and check it often.
Wilford Brimley’s house is a very, very, very fine house
Wilford Brimley is suing ABC because “Laverne” and “Shirley” are the names of his left and right legs.
Wilford Brimley has slept with the Olson twins.
Gertrude and Bernice Olson, of Miller South Dakota.
Before he goes to sleep every night, Mr. Rogers checks under his bed for Wilford Brimley.
He probably hasn’t done that since 2003.
In 1875, a whaling vessel mistook Wilford Brimley for a walrus and harpooned him. There were no survivors.
That’s how scary Wilford Brimley is!
Except that Wilfred Brimley brought Mr. Rogers back to life just so he could continue to check under the bed for him.
Wilford Brimley has a violent hatred of long-range radio, and smashes any such equipment he comes across. This was the basis of a 1982 John Carpenter movie.
Wilford Brimley hates Carl Maulden because Wilford Brimley can say, “Has this ever happened to you …?” much, much better.