Bricker Challenge 2004 - Edition #2

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Following, please find the questions for the Bricker Challenge 2004, #2.

The rules, as always, are simple: I have posted a list of … stuff. You, the contest participant, must identify each item and/or answer each question. For example, if one item were: “Is the quality of mercy strained?” you might answer, “No. It falleth as gentle rains from the heavens,” which would show you recognize the classic speech from Portia in Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice.

“What is NaCl?” Your answer might be, “The chemical symbols for sodium chloride, common table salt.”

Any answer that shows you get the reference is fine. If it’s a joke, explain the joke. Leave no stone unturned. Be the party know-it-all that explains why the malaprop is funny, and what the speaker MEANT to say. Some question may contain deliberate errors of spelling, or of meaning. Correct the misapprehension or the mistake. Explain that “Bedtime for Bongo” isn’t about putting small drums to sleep, but likely a misunderstanding of the famous Reagan film title.

I’m phrasing questions ambiguously in an effort to cut down on the help that search engines can provide, although there’s no getting around it … many will be answerable by search engine anyway. There is no rule against using search engines (or any other reference) although I would appreciate if, just for curiosity’s sake, you note that you got the answer by search engine as opposed to simply knowing it.

I am awarding a $25 gift certificate from Amazon.com as the prize to the winner.

The winner is the person that answers the most questions correctly by post here dated on or before Friday, February 6th, 2004, at 11:00 PM EST, or the first person to answer all questions correctly before that time. I reserve the right to substitute another prize of comparable value for any reason. My decisions are final as to the accuracy of all answers. I may, or may not, provide intermediate feedback as to the number of correct answers each entrant has, but if I make any errors in doing so, it’s your tough luck. Only the single post with the most correct answers by the deadline qualifies you as a winner. In the unlikely event of a tie, which would occur if two or more posts have the same date/time stamp and both have the highest number of correct answers, the prize will be split amongst each tied contestant.

The next post has the questions. Good luck!

  • Rick
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  1. They should never have greased their rifle cartridges with animal fat.
  2. Now I’ve got to remember the baptism, the wedding at Cana, the proclamation, the transfiguration, and the Eucharist in addition to all the others!
  3. When Dulce Maria tries to save a little lamb, she discovers a gang of counterfeiters!
  4. What’s the significance of the graffiti’ed “TURK 182?”
  5. The musical Oliver! was inspired by Dickens’ “Oliver Twist,” set in London. But what sort of songs might end up in a musical inspired by Oliver Brown, set in Topeka, Kansas?
  6. Are you talking about the guy that hung out with Rerun and Dwayne, or the period of British dominion over India?
  7. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength?
  8. Who was Khan quoting when he activated the Genesis device?
  9. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application?
  10. We don’t know if the Simpsons ever visited San Francisco, but one could argue that Bart was already there.
  11. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top?
  12. How does the Major General manage to rescue his daughters from the first encounter with the pirates?
  13. STRANGE QUESTIONED IN HORSE MUTILATION, said the headline, but the typesetter had made a small error.
  14. “Although I feel like I have two left feet, I like dancing.” Is ‘dancing’ a verb as used in the preceding sentence? Discuss.
  15. In which Hercule Poirot story was the narrator the murderer?
  16. Consider a parallelogram with vertices at (0,0), (1,1), (1,2), and (0,1). Rotate this area around the Y-axis. What’s the volume of the resulting solid?
  17. What do prison inmates mean by ‘tossing my salad’?
  18. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right?
  19. Can the President pardon a person for a federal crime that hasn’t been committed yet?
  20. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef.
  21. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
  22. What winter clothing should I avoid if the fortune-teller says I’m going to suffer the fate of Isabella Duncan?
  23. What occurred at Owl Creek bridge?
  24. At least La Ciguapa doesn’t need to spend as much on shoes.
  25. In this version the people of Nineveh are so morally bereft they routinely hit each other with seafood.
  26. What song was Oz singing when he was trying to find Buffy after Amy turned her into a rat?
  27. If I find a porn story on Usenet that’s rated BD, SM, NC, TG, and MC, what am I in for?
  28. What seem to be the pluses and minuses of Potiphar’s wife coming on to you?
  29. Bender hid his stash in Johnson’s underwear.
  30. I would have died at noon on the 21st, except that I happened to remember there was an eclipse that day (and Clarence got the date wrong).
  31. Doctor Heidegger did a little better than Ponce de Leon, but not by much.
  32. What’s the closest moon to Mars?
  33. What brown-butter cookie might you have to fight Proust for?
  34. Dexy’s Midnight Runners gave us “Come On Eileen,” but what Rushdie book is about a group born when India gained independence?
  35. No truck nor trade with the Yankees!
  36. From what flavors of quarks do protons and neutrons come?
  37. What Thurber character was a Navy officer, an Air Force officer, a surgeon, and a condemned criminal?
  38. The German passenger vessel “Vera” wasn’t occupied by Balthazar, Melchoir, or Gaspar, was it?
  39. Sesame Street used to do, “One of these things is not like the other.” If applied to essential amino acids, what would be the distinction used to pick the one that’s required for biosynthesis of niacin and serotonin?
  40. Where can I get a copy of the comic book series “White Hating Coon?”
  41. My roommate tells me has to solve some problem about a bunch of philosophers at dinner for his CS homework – what’s up with that?
  42. I heard that the same artist that did “The Thinker” painted “Freezing Dancers.” That sounds interesting.
  43. Lousia May Alcott’s characters were NOT so little that they were scary, unlike, say, “The Shining.”
  44. Why did the protagonist in Gogol’s “Dead Souls” care about buying dead peasants, anyway?
  45. What was the first name of Sunnydale Mayor Richard Wilkins’ wife?
  46. What was unusual about George and Nancy Henderson’s family?
  47. Cyrano helped me hook up with Roxanne. Who am I?
  48. What’s the name of that kind of hat that Sherlock wears, with the visor at the front and at the back, and earflaps tied up?
  49. So my meteorologist friend tells me that Dr. Fremantle is a windbag, and he laughed about it. I guess I won’t take any of Dr. Fremantle’s classes, then.
  50. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
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  1. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top? It’s caramelized sugar…but it’s the torch that does it
  2. “Although I feel like I have two left feet, I like dancing.” Is ‘dancing’ a verb as used in the preceding sentence? Discuss. No, it’s a verbal–a gerund, to be specific
  3. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef. Marzipan?
  4. Bender hid his stash in Johnson’s underwear. What if your house…your car…no–what if your dope was on fire?
  5. What was unusual about George and Nancy Henderson’s family? Harry?
  6. Cyrano helped me hook up with Roxanne. Who am I? Christian
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Off the top of my head and with minimal Googling…

  1. They should never have greased their rifle cartridges with animal fat.
    Well, it sure put Flashman in a sticky wicket. Although at least according to George MacDonald Fraser’s endnotes, it was only rumored that they greased them with animal fat.

  2. Are you talking about the guy that hung out with Rerun and Dwayne, or the period of British dominion over India?
    The British Raj

  3. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength?
    On her 18th birthday, she’s given a drug that suppresses her powers and locked in a house with a vampire.

  4. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application?
    Object Linking and Embedding.

  5. We don’t know if the Simpsons ever visited San Francisco, but one could argue that Bart was already there.
    Bay Area Rapid Transit.

  6. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top?
    A blow torch, usually.

  7. “Although I feel like I have two left feet, I like dancing.” Is ‘dancing’ a verb as used in the preceding sentence? Discuss.
    I guess it’s a gerund, so no.

  8. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right?
    Alaska and a steam boat.

  9. Can the President pardon a person for a federal crime that hasn’t been committed yet?
    I don’t think so – isn’t he sworn to uphold the laws of the United States?

  10. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef.
    Marzipan.

  11. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
    24?

  12. What winter clothing should I avoid if the fortune-teller says I’m going to suffer the fate of Isabella Duncan?
    A scarf.

  13. What occurred at Owl Creek bridge?
    An incident. Involving a rope.

  14. I would have died at noon on the 21st, except that I happened to remember there was an eclipse that day (and Clarence got the date wrong).
    The Boss (A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court)

  15. What’s the closest moon to Mars?
    Deimos (because I have a fifty percent chance of being right.)

  16. What brown-butter cookie might you have to fight Proust for?
    A Madeleine.

  17. What Thurber character was a Navy officer, an Air Force officer, a surgeon, and a condemned criminal?
    Walter Mitty.

  18. The German passenger vessel “Vera” wasn’t occupied by Balthazar, Melchoir, or Gaspar, was it?
    I’m guesing it was more of a ship of fools.

  19. My roommate tells me has to solve some problem about a bunch of philosophers at dinner for his CS homework – what’s up with that?
    The dining philosophers question is a classic problem for illustrating the potential for deadlock in a concurrent system with shared resources.

  20. What was the first name of Sunnydale Mayor Richard Wilkins’ wife?
    I want to say “Nancy”, although I’m probably wrong.

  21. What’s the name of that kind of hat that Sherlock wears, with the visor at the front and at the back, and earflaps tied up?
    Deerstalker.

  22. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
    If you have a good sense of humours.

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Guessing without doing any searchs or looking at other posts

  1. British East India Company
  2. Miracles performed by Jesus?
  3. It was from the movie of the same name (which I never saw)
  4. Raj
  5. A Buffy reference I assume
  6. And a Star Trek one. I remember he quoted Milton in the original episode.
  7. Bay Area Rapid Transit
  8. A propane torch
  9. A Pirates of the Penzance reference?
  10. Analingus
  11. Seward’s Folly was Alaska; Fulton’s was the steamship.
  12. According to Tom Clancy he can
  13. Marzipan
  14. A scarf
  15. An incident; specifically a prolonged hanging
  16. Another Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference. I’ve got to catch up on this series.
  17. Bondage, Sado-Masochism, Non Consentual, Transgender, and Mind Control
  18. “Dr Heidegger’s Experiment”; both searched for immortality
  19. Keith, when he was particularly high
  20. A madeline
  21. Walter Mitty, but don’t tell anyone because it’s a secret
  22. Brodie’s Secret Stash
  23. This one just confused me. A reference to Tabitha King’s first novel?
  24. I’ll take Buffy for 300, Alex
  25. Harry was a trifle large
  26. A deerstalker
  27. Some people see humor in anything, I guess
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BuckleberryFerry: 6
Finagle: 17
Little Nemo: 13

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Damn it, I had typed this all up, and it got lost. Now I’ll have to reconstruct my clever remarks.

  1. They should never have greased their rifle cartridges with animal fat.
    —>And they certainly shouldn’t have let the native Indian troops hear the rumors that it was cow fat.

  2. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength?
    —>Having her powers removed so that the bungling idiots from the council can almost get her killed.

  3. Who was Khan quoting when he activated the Genesis device?
    —>Monty Burns. Also, Shakespeare.

  4. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application?
    —>object linking and embedding

  5. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top?
    —>brown sugar

  6. STRANGE QUESTIONED IN HORSE MUTILATION, said the headline, but the typesetter had made a small error.
    —>I don’t recognize the reference, but should it have been “STRANGER”?

  7. “Although I feel like I have two left feet, I like dancing.” Is ‘dancing’ a verb as used in the preceding sentence? Discuss.
    —>It’s a gerund

  8. Consider a parallelogram with vertices at (0,0), (1,1), (1,2), and (0,1). Rotate this area around the Y-axis. What’s the volume of the resulting solid?
    —>When come back, bring some number of units, cubed.

  9. What do prison inmates mean by ‘tossing my salad’?
    —>Not Colonel Angus, but his friend, Anil Angus.

  10. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right?
    —>
    #define Cuba Alaska
    #define car engine Steamboat
    right

  11. Can the President pardon a person for a federal crime that hasn’t been committed yet?
    —>Nina Meyers sure seemed to think so.

  12. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef.
    —>become marzipan?

  13. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
    —>The Jack Bauer Power Hour

  14. In this version the people of Nineveh are so morally bereft they routinely hit each other with seafood.
    —>I’m guessing here but… something involving Veggietales?

  15. If I find a porn story on Usenet that’s rated BD, SM, NC, TG, and MC, what am I in for?
    —>Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism, non-consensual, transgendered and mind control. Or what I like to call Wednesday evening :slight_smile:

  16. What seem to be the pluses and minuses of Potiphar’s wife coming on to you?
    —>Minuses: You’ll end up in jail. Pluses: you might get to interpret dreams for Pharoah.

  17. I would have died at noon on the 21st, except that I happened to remember there was an eclipse that day (and Clarence got the date wrong).
    —>And later on, the little kids from one of Edward Eagers’s books showed up, and then Lancelot was a churl, because he was beaten by a girl

  18. What’s the closest moon to Mars?
    —>Phobos?

  19. What brown-butter cookie might you have to fight Proust for?
    —>I believe the answer you’re looking for is Petite Madelines. Except that Proust would smell them and then stop and remember things past, whereas I would just eat the damn cookies.

  20. What Thurber character was a Navy officer, an Air Force officer, a surgeon, and a condemned criminal?
    —>Walter Mitty

  21. My roommate tells me has to solve some problem about a bunch of philosophers at dinner for his CS homework – what’s up with that?
    —>They don’t have enough forks to all eat spaghetti simultaneously. Or so the story goes…

  22. I heard that the same artist that did “The Thinker” painted “Freezing Dancers.” That sounds interesting.
    —>He also did something about burgers. Mmmmmm… burgers.

  23. Lousia May Alcott’s characters were NOT so little that they were scary, unlike, say, “The Shining.”
    —>This quiz is so hard that it’s scaring me. Please put it in the freezer.

  24. What’s the name of that kind of hat that Sherlock wears, with the visor at the front and at the back, and earflaps tied up?
    —>Seersucker?

  25. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
    —>Like this quiz, they contain moderate amounts of Humour :slight_smile:

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The only two I know no one’s answered yet:

Well, there’s the heart-wrenching love ballad between the two leads “Separate, But Equal,” the blood-boiling villainous ode “No Darkies Shall Ever Set Foot in My School,” and the stirring company finale, “Just Wait 'Til Alabama.”

Well, Dr. Sheppard may have CLAIMED he committed The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, but a there’s a literary analysis that makes the argument that it was actually his sister who killed him, to protect her blackmailing brother, and Sheppard wrote the narrative and killed himself to protect her.

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  1. What’s the significance of the graffiti’ed “TURK 182?”
    It was the nickname and Fire Department Badge number of the artist’s brother.

  2. We don’t know if the Simpsons ever visited San Francisco, but one could argue that Bart was already there.
    BART - Bay Area Rapid Transit

  3. What do prison inmates mean by ‘tossing my salad’?
    Forcing another inmate to perform analingus

  4. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right?
    Seward - Buying Alaska, Fulton - the steamboat

  5. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef.
    Marzipan

  6. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
    y=24x

  7. What winter clothing should I avoid if the fortune-teller says I’m going to suffer the fate of Isabella Duncan?
    Scarves. Long ones.

  8. What occurred at Owl Creek bridge?
    Same thing that happened on Jacob’s Ladder

  9. From what flavors of quarks do protons and neutrons come?
    Proton - 2 ups and a down. Neutron - an up and 2 downs.

  10. Cyrano helped me hook up with Roxanne. Who am I?
    The young handsome dude who’s slick when he’s with the guys, but a tongue-tied loser around the ladies.

  11. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
    The 4 humors of ancient medicine.

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  1. As though being glorious, joyful, and sorrowful weren’t enough!
  2. Spirituals, protest songs, “We Shall Overcome,” type of thing or Schoolhouse Rock - it depends on the direction you wanted to go…
  3. Raj?
  4. Losing her powers and facing a vampire.
  5. Damn whale!
  6. It’s how I stick an excel table into a word document (Object Linking and Embedding)
  7. And he’s hiding out in the subway.
  8. A blow torch - fun with fire!
  9. they bonded - lack of parents and all…
  10. ‘dancing’ is a gerund in that sentence.
  11. Pi. kind of funny shaped, though.
  12. I’ll think about it while boating in Alaska
  13. marzipan
  14. y=24x-36
  15. scarves
  16. Much less than we first suppose. - it happens when Satan defines stuff.
  17. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve heard there are some weird pirates involved.
  18. Well, you go to jail…but eventually you rule all Egypt and get a chance to lord it over your nasty big brothers (if your nobility didn’t get in the way) So there are pluses and minuses.
  19. Hank Morgan
  20. If only his 4 friends hadn’t lost it.
  21. Fear… I do believe
  22. Madeline
  23. ups and downs - the dull flavors.
  24. Walter Mitty
  25. Was it following a star?
  26. In a Kevin Smith movie.
  27. It’s an eternal etiquette question - which fork?
  28. No, not that little. But you’ll need make room in the freezer for when Beth gets very sick. (great clue!)
  29. That sasquatch thing. Who knew?
  30. Christian
  31. Well, after all, they’re humors
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MaxTheVool: 15
Leaper: 2
amarinth: 7

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CORRECTION - disreagrd the above!

MaxTheVool: 15
Leaper: 2
Sublight: 7
amarinth: 22

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7. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength?

That injection thingy… umm, yeah, what everyone else said. What’s with all the buffy quoting anyway? (PI) I mean, some of that was quite obscure. Still at least it’s TV trivia I stand a chance on.

9. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application?

Object Linking and Embedding. Though “dead”, “old buzz” and “activex” would probably also be acceptable :slight_smile:

16. Consider a parallelogram with vertices at (0,0), (1,1), (1,2), and (0,1). Rotate this area around the Y-axis. What’s the volume of the resulting solid?
Pi. Firstly, beause it just has to be. Secondly, scew the parallelogram // to the axis without changing the volume, and get a cylinder r=1, h=1.

21. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
(y-36)=8(x-3) or y=8x+12

32. What’s the closest moon to Mars?
Phobos. That was a 50/50 guess but on this one googled to make sure.

36. From what flavors of quarks do protons and neutrons come?
Up and down. I googled to just to be sure.

48. What’s the name of that kind of hat that Sherlock wears, with the visor at the front and at the back, and earflaps tied up?
Deerstalker?

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1. They should never have greased their rifle cartridges with animal fat.
The British used animal fat to grease rifle cartridges of their new Enfield rifles to ease loading into the muzzle. Rumors among the sepoy (native Indian soldiers) said the fat was made from cows (sacred to Hindus) or pigs (sacred to Muslims). As such, biting the cartridge was sacrilegious. This was one of the causes of the Indian Mutiny in 1857.

**2. Now I’ve got to remember the baptism, the wedding at Cana, the proclamation, the transfiguration, and the Eucharist in addition to all the others! **
The Luminous Mysteries.

**4. What’s the significance of the graffiti’ed “TURK 182?” **
Jimmy’s brother, Terry, injured his back saving a girl from a fire. Because he was off-duty and drunk, “Turk” is denied pension. Jimmy fights back by scrawling TURK 182 (his brother’s badge number) on everything.

**5. The musical Oliver! was inspired by Dickens’ “Oliver Twist,” set in London. But what sort of songs might end up in a musical inspired by Oliver Brown, set in Topeka, Kansas? **
Schoolhouse Rock.

**6. Are you talking about the guy that hung out with Rerun and Dwayne, or the period of British dominion over India? **
Well, that’s either Roger “Raj,” or the 1858-1947 British Raj.

**7. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength? **
The Tento di Cruciamentum.

**9. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application? **
Object Linking and Embedding.

**10. We don’t know if the Simpsons ever visited San Francisco, but one could argue that Bart was already there. **
BART - Bay Area Rapid Transit

**11. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top? **
The caramelized sugar, of course. Queer Eye Quick Tip: use a blowtorch to make this a manly dessert.

**12. How does the Major General manage to rescue his daughters from the first encounter with the pirates? **
The Major-General pretends to be an orphan, so the pirates take pity and release both him and his daughters. Or maybe they were just tired of all of the singing.

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Thank goodness… I knew it wasn’t perfect - but surely better than 7.

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The Buffy onslaught: I had planned to do an all-Buffy Challenge, and I was never happy with the composition of the test. So now you see remnants of the all-Buffy Challenge working their way into the world.

Shade: 7
jmizzou: 9

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**17. What do prison inmates mean by ‘tossing my salad’? **
Non-consentual analingus. The “tosser” gives, the “salad owner” receives.

**18. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right? **
Alaska, and a steamboat.

**23. What occurred at Owl Creek bridge? **
An incident; specifically a prolonged hanging.

**25. In this version the people of Nineveh are so morally bereft they routinely hit each other with seafood. **
The version presented in Jonah – A VeggieTales Movie.

**27. If I find a porn story on Usenet that’s rated BD, SM, NC, TG, and MC, what am I in for? **
Bondage and Domination, Sadism and Masochism, Non-consensual, Transgender, Mind Control.

**28. What seem to be the pluses and minuses of Potiphar’s wife coming on to you? **
You’ll be accused of rape and thrown in prison, but you’ll eventually rise to a position of great importance.

**30. I would have died at noon on the 21st, except that I happened to remember there was an eclipse that day (and Clarence got the date wrong). **
Those sneaky Connecticut Yankees!

**31. Doctor Heidegger did a little better than Ponce de Leon, but not by much. **
“Dr Heidegger’s Experiment”; both searched for the Fountain of Youth.

**33. What brown-butter cookie might you have to fight Proust for? **
A Madeleine.

**35. No truck nor trade with the Yankees! **
Quote by Sir John A. Macdonald, a Canadian against free trade with America.

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jizzmou: 10

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**34. Dexy’s Midnight Runners gave us “Come On Eileen,” but what Rushdie book is about a
group born when India gained independence? **
Midnight’s Children

**37. What Thurber character was a Navy officer, an Air Force officer, a surgeon, and a condemned criminal? **
Walter Mitty.

**38. The German passenger vessel “Vera” wasn’t occupied by Balthazar, Melchoir, or Gaspar, was it? **
I don’t really see Three Wise Men on a Ship of Fools.

**40. Where can I get a copy of the comic book series “White Hating Coon?” **
From the author, Hooper LaMont.

**41. My roommate tells me has to solve some problem about a bunch of philosophers at dinner for his CS homework – what’s up with that? **
The problem: Five philosophers are sitting at a round table, on which five forks are placed. To change from the “thinking” state into the “eating” state, a philosopher needs to have the forks at both his right and left sides. After eating, both forks are laid down again, and the philosopher switches back into the “thinking” state.
A popular problem, it’s used to explore deadlock and resource sharing issues.

**43. Lousia May Alcott’s characters were NOT so little that they were scary, unlike, say, “The Shining.” **
“Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away.”

50. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
You might even call them humour-ess.

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jizzmou: 7