Some I know, a few are guesses. The punny one’s my favorite.
1. They should never have greased their rifle cartridges with animal fat. Native soldiers refused to bite the bullet.
2. Now I’ve got to remember the baptism, the wedding at Cana, the proclamation, the transfiguration, and the Eucharist in addition to all the others! Go to Cross Station for your answer.
3. When Dulce Maria tries to save a little lamb, she discovers a gang of counterfeiters!
I don’t know. 
**4. What’s the significance of the graffiti’ed “TURK 182?”**Brother who is a firefighter had this number on his hat—it was his nickname.
**5. The musical Oliver! was inspired by Dickens’ “Oliver Twist,” set in London. But what sort of songs might end up in a musical inspired by Oliver Brown, set in Topeka, Kansas?**Songs about integrating schools. The Wheels on the Bus, maybe.
6. Are you talking about the guy that hung out with Rerun and Dwayne, or the period of British dominion over India?
Raj-jah, over and out.
7. What traditional trial must a Slayer face to ensure she can depend on her wits, instead of her strength?
Lose your special powers and still survive.
8. Who was Khan quoting when he activated the Genesis device?
Captain Ahab
9. Bullfighters may hear the word differently, but what’s OLE to a Windows application?
Object Linking and Embedding
10. We don’t know if the Simpsons ever visited San Francisco, but one could argue that Bart was already there.
Bay Area Rapid Transit
11. What gives crème bruleé the light brown color on top?
Carmelized sugar, usually from a kitchen blow torch (doesn’t everyone have one?)
12. How does the Major General manage to rescue his daughters from the first encounter with the pirates?
Well, you can’t kill an orphan, can you? Even pirates have some pity for the unfortunate.
13. STRANGE QUESTIONED IN HORSE MUTILATION, said the headline, but the typesetter had made a small error.
What “R” you talking about?
14. “Although I feel like I have two left feet, I like dancing.” Is ‘dancing’ a verb as used in the preceding sentence? Discuss.
A gerund is a verb form used as a noun. There’s no rule against this—unlike verbing a noun. Ing doesn’t necessarily mean a verb; discussing this would be boring.
15. In which Hercule Poirot story was the narrator the murderer?
Murder of Roger Ackroyd
16. Consider a parallelogram with vertices at (0,0), (1,1), (1,2), and (0,1). Rotate this area around the Y-axis. ** What’s the volume of the resulting solid?**
3.14159, pi
17. What do prison inmates mean by ‘tossing my salad’?
Tongues and asses.
18. Let’s see, Seward’s Folly was buying Cuba, and Fulton’s Folly was the car engine, right?
Buying Alaska; building a steamboat.
19. Can the President pardon a person for a federal crime that hasn’t been committed yet?
Well, he can pardon a person not yet charged with the crime—at least Ford did.
20. Yum! Ground-up almonds, sugar, and water, in the hands of a pastry chef.
Marzipan and Doezipan and Lillian C. D’Ivy.
21. What’s the tangent of y=4x^2 at x=3?
y=24x
22. What winter clothing should I avoid if the fortune-teller says I’m going to suffer the fate of Isabella Duncan?
Scarf.
23. What occurred at Owl Creek bridge?
Only the innocent were hung.
24. At least La Ciguapa doesn’t need to spend as much on shoes.
La Cookaracha—had just two legs instead of four.
25. In this version the people of Nineveh are so morally bereft they routinely hit each other with seafood.
Veggietales. “This is the song that goes under the credits…these are the credits, so this is where it goes….”
26. What song was Oz singing when he was trying to find Buffy after Amy turned her into a rat?
Ben….though I would have favored Willard. Ben’s a gentle bear, right?
27. If I find a porn story on Usenet that’s rated BD, SM, NC, TG, and MC, what am I in for?
Um…kinky sex talk, more specifically, including Bondage, Sado-Masochism, Non Consentual, Transgender, and Mind Control
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28. What seem to be the pluses and minuses of Potiphar’s wife coming on to you?**
Well, the minuses come first—you go to jail because her hubby believes her. Then you rot a long time and are betrayed by another prisoner even though you told the truth. Later, you interpret a dream and become a mighty official and save your family after tricking them.
29. Bender hid his stash in Johnson’s underwear.
What if your dope was on fire?
30. I would have died at noon on the 21st, except that I happened to remember there was an eclipse that day (and Clarence got the date wrong).
Camelot is nothing like Connecticut
31. Doctor Heidegger did a little better than Ponce de Leon, but not by much.
Ah, youth.
32. What’s the closest moon to Mars?
Well, if you enquire of an author named like the star who played Eddie’s fraternal parent, you’d find it’s really really a bad idea to let a punster go into space. The closest moon is um, on the bottom, most would say.
33. What brown-butter cookie might you have to fight Proust for?
Madeleine have a Madeleine.
34. Dexy’s Midnight Runners gave us “Come On Eileen,” but what Rushdie book is about a group born when India gained independence?
Children should be in bed by midnight.
35. No truck nor trade with the Yankees!
Old Macdonald says, Canada don’t need no steenking free trade with the US of A.
36. From what flavors of quarks do protons and neutrons come?
Life is full of ups and downs.
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37. What Thurber character was a Navy officer, an Air Force officer, a surgeon, and a condemned criminal?**
Walter Mitty
38. The German passenger vessel “Vera” wasn’t occupied by Balthazar, Melchoir, or Gaspar, was it?
Ah, what foolish passengers.
39. Sesame Street used to do, “One of these things is not like the other.” If applied to essential amino acids, what would be the distinction used to pick the one that’s required for biosynthesis of niacin and serotonin?
Don’t get tripped up, it’s fantastic. Tryptophan goes to Niacin goes to Serotonin.
**40. Where can I get a copy of the comic book series “White Hating Coon?”**Maybe you could chase down Amy and Hooper would give you one?
41. My roommate tells me has to solve some problem about a bunch of philosophers at dinner for his CS homework – what’s up with that?
It’s a shame he can’t just let them have more utensils.
42. I heard that the same artist that did “The Thinker” painted “Freezing Dancers.” That sounds interesting.
One could frieze just thinking about Rodin.
**43. Lousia May Alcott’s characters were NOT so little that they were scary, unlike, say, “The Shining.”**Thank heavens for little" women, little men, and um….well, not THEM.
44. Why did the protagonist in Gogol’s “Dead Souls” care about buying dead peasants, anyway?
Well, the conCENSUS is that even the dead can vote, wait that’s in a democracy; in Russia, they merely increase your wealth and prestige.
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45. What was the first name of Sunnydale Mayor Richard Wilkins’ wife?**
Edna may tell you, but I never will.
46. What was unusual about George and Nancy Henderson’s family? Harry
47. Cyrano helped me hook up with Roxanne. Who am I?
Christian de Neuvillette
48. What’s the name of that kind of hat that Sherlock wears, with the visor at the front and at the back, and earflaps tied up?
Deerstalker. But your description sounds like a deer hunting hat.
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49. So my meteorologist friend tells me that Dr. Fremantle is a windbag, and he laughed about it. I guess I won’t take any of Dr. Fremantle’s classes, then.**
Jerome Jerome’s dapper Dr. doesn’t give classes to motivate employees.
50. Blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy are all pretty funny.
Tsk, tsk—ask any old doctor, these are humors not humorous.
