So I’m at work trying to piss away the rest of my Friday by reading the SD and I get a phone call…
Me: “Hello, this is Hey You!.”
Voice: “Uhh… yeah. Is Diamond there?”
Me: “Nnno. I’m sorry, this is a place of business and this is my direct line”
Voice: “Yeah? What kind of business do you do there?”
Me: (Not wanting to deal with what could be a scammer or marketer) “Well, you have a wrong number, so that’s not really relevant, is it? Bye.”
I hang up. Guess who calls back not 10 seconds later?
Me: “Hello, this is Hey You!.”
Voice: “Uhh… yeah. Is Diamond there?”
Me: “Didn’t we already go through this? You have the wrong number. You aren’t going to reach the person you are trying to reach.”
Voice: “Yeah? What kind of business do you do there?”
Me: “Dude it’s irrelevant to you!”
Voice: “Yeah that wasn’t too polite when you wouldn’t tell me what kind of business you do?”
Me: “Well, I am sorry for that. But what does it matter to you when I assure you that this is not her number? What are you trying to accomplish?”
Voice: “I was at a restaurant and I met this girl and she gave me this number and I’m trying to get a hold of her.”
Me: (Now realizing how clueless this guy is) “Ah, I see. Well, she’s not here. Sorry.”
Voice: “Yeah? What kind of business do you do there?”
Me: (Thinking of first dumb thing I could think of) “Machine manufacturing.”
Voice: “[medium pause] … okay.”