The undead thread titles from the SDMB graveyard

As requested in this thread:

Posts after 11pm EDT 9-18 lost?

For the sake of history, here are the undead:

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SkipMagic

Board speed problems explained
EddyTeddyFreddy

The OP below mine sucks.
jjimm

Check out my OP with no text!
tdn

Entire Bush Administration resigns! President Franken takes office.
Scarlett67

Paris Hilton becomes a Scientologist
twickster

Confession from the REAL Jack the Ripper – you’ll never guess who
twickster

I just found a body with a bracelet that says “J. Hoffa” on it. Any ideas?
jjimm

Jihadists surrender! “Fuck this shit” says Bin Laden.
jjimm

Perpetual motion machine finally a reality!
astro

Want to know who really killed JFK? Well here’s the truth at last!
astro

Rilch: But not much.
Malacandra

Kam: We can still read; that’s better than nothing.
Rilchiam

Amp: Since about midnight EST. An Arky: Good one!
Rilchiam

This is one of the wierdest glitches I’ve seen.
Diceman

Here’s the entire content of Bush’s Brain
An Arky

How Long Has The Board Been Like This?
Amp

It’s not not working ‘correctly’, it ain’t working at all!!
kambuckta

Hello?
Argent Towers

decomposing rat smell? (mods delete other thread)
pope_hentai

odd smell in my house! decomposing rat?
pope_hentai

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Anastasaeon

Arrrrrrrrrrrr!
elmwood

The Blank Thread Thread!
Leaper

Title only, I think it was a full Database last time. No more room.
What Exit?

So, you can post a title, but no text?
John Carter of Mars

What’s happening to our posts?
Cunctator

Test, test . . . is this thing on?
TubaDiva

If your ghost is missing, please email me and I’ll add it here.

-xash
General Questions Moderator

Thank you.

What Exit’s post is nearly a haiku.