Things I'd like to see when/if this message board says "Buh-bye"

Just for fun, folks.:grin:

I would like to see a list of the top ten posters that have been blocked. I wouldn’t mind seeing if/where I am on the list.

Yours?

Most socks?

Similarly, it would be interesting (to me) to see which threads have been “muted” most. I mute all game threads, for example.

Cecil is dead. RIP.

Have the cornfield subforum opened up to perusal (but read-only for us peons).

Only if there is a way to block downloading and reposting.

I have No One blocked.
I would like, on the Last Thread Ever, everyone to post their photos.

As a final act, everyone gets banned. It’s not like it hasn’t been done before. :grin:

Wasn’t there once a Cecil Version of “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus”?

Unban all the banned posters and hold a reunion.

And give them all the attention they slobber after? I don’t think so.

I’d open a subforum for all the banned posters - quite a few of them were not trocks.

I’d have a no-rules pit weekend, then commit all those posts to the cornfield. We did that once. (Well, it was due to a software issue, but still.)

I’d encourage the the mods to pick up their stakes and relocate elsewhere. Drop me a line, I’ve reserved a couple of domains.

The thing I’d most like to see is some way for us all to communicate to re-establish our colony on a different asteroid after this one hits some planet.

Ideally some kind of deadman’s switch so ahead of time those who wanted could opt in to having their email go public connected to their username, and if the site’s plug got pulled, that escrowed information would automatically be made available to all.

Or some other idea, but the punchline is a way for most of us to find each other again if SDMB blinked out of existence with no warning.

Have a Dopefest.

By then we’ll all be able to fit into a small room, so it won’t be expensive.

Re-instate Manhattan and let him do it!

This is actually a good idea.

Isn’t that the reason the Giraffe Boards were set up? Are they still a thing?

IIRC GB was created out of some friction between TPTB here and former user Giraffe here. TPTB are still kinda touchy about any of us talking about the origin story, so I’ll stop right there.

But at one point when GB was well established and SDMB’s ownership was being batted around like a cat w a mouse, and with our mouse’s survival very much in doubt, many people talked about that being the post-shutdown reunion place if it became needed.

That was a bunch of years ago already, so anyone new here since then probably has no idea GB exists, nor of the nebulous connection between here and there.

At the very least, someone post a pic of Cecil

Touché

A download link to download the posts as an array of tables (forums, threads, posts) so I can have my own local copy of the Dope.