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Old 09-26-2006, 11:00 AM
Avarie537 Avarie537 is offline
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What did this poor guy do in previous lives to deserve all of this?

Read this guy's obituary here. Great googly-moogly!
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:37 AM
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Wow, just wow!

That was a man with a lot of perseverance! I don't know that I would have tried as hard as he did to live life with all that happened to him.
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:40 AM
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He must have had some bad Karma...
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:42 AM
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Frank Grimes lives!

Ooop, no he doesn't . . .
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:47 AM
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I know this sounds bad, but I don't if I would have wanted to hang around this guy... I would be deathly afraid to get in a car with him, no matter who was driving... I don't have a death wish......
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:40 PM
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Many lifetimes worth of spiritual trial compressed into one lifetime.

That's a lot of learning for 54 yrs.

A Buddhist would tell you it's not that he had bad karma from a passed life.

It's just that he was on the short path to enlightenment.

It ain't easy - but it gets you there in one lifetime!
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Old 09-26-2006, 02:44 PM
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It turns out that in previous lives he was Hitler, Ginghas Khan, and Nellie Olson. This life was just the kharmic retribution for Nellie.
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:01 PM
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I’m not going to bitch about bad luck anymore. I bet the insurance agencies locked the doors when they saw him coming.
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:56 PM
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I've always prided myself on not believing in luck (good or bad), but I can't think of any other explanation for what happened to this poor man.
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Old 09-26-2006, 09:18 PM
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I know this sounds bad, but I don't if I would have wanted to hang around this guy... I would be deathly afraid to get in a car with him, no matter who was driving... I don't have a death wish......
Nonsense. He'd be the perfect person to hang around with, since, if anything bad was going to happen, it'd happen to him!

(...And I'm goin' to hell for a lot more than just that remark, believe me.)
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:03 AM
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He's smiling in the photo.
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:23 AM
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Wow, it truly is amazing that the guy survived so much and managed to recover from so many serious injuries. I'm really surprised he managed to hang on to the age of 54 (I also have to wonder how old his brother who died before him was...hopefully that guy's luck wasn't as bad as his poor brother's).
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:32 AM
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He's smiling in the photo.
That photo was taken by the camera of a speeding police cruiser. His "smile" is a grimace of pain.





















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Old 09-27-2006, 01:07 AM
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Holy cow.

I'm never going to whine again.
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:24 AM
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Just maybe, on some distant planet, a race of miserable centipede-like beings are welcoming their great statesman Plydo back... from his brief, precious sabbatical... on Earth, "the pleasure planet".


Well, that's how Harlan Ellison reimagined human misery in his short story "Strange Wine".
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Old 09-27-2006, 01:06 PM
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I am never complaining again.

Ok, not for probably the rest of the day, but I mean....wow.
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:00 PM
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Frank Grimes lives!

Ooop, no he doesn't . . .
You know he likes to be called Grimey.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:54 PM
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How ironic he died on September 11, too. It's truly inspiring how he came back from the brink all those times, though. It takes a rare type of stubbornness to insist on having a normal kind of life.
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:45 AM
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I've always prided myself on not believing in luck (good or bad), but I can't think of any other explanation for what happened to this poor man.
Well, with billions of people and billions of accidents, some are bound to cluster.

The Scrivener, thanks. I've been thinking about that story lately and haven't been able to recall the title or the author.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:05 AM
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How ironic he died on September 11, too. It's truly inspiring how he came back from the brink all those times, though. It takes a rare type of stubbornness to insist on having a normal kind of life.
I dunno about the irony, but I too am impressed with his stubborness. I think I would've given up out of frustration long before age 54.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:34 AM
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No doubt that the poor guy had some real bad luck. But knowing how accident-prone he was, he probably should have stayed away from the football field, ski slopes and go carts. Also, it is not clear how many of the auto accidents were his fault. It's an obituary so I'm sure they left out the parts that were his own doing. On the other hand, I have to admire his tenacity and zest for life. RIP.
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:28 PM
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His favorite song: But the cat came back, the very next day..
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