Harlequin babies in a circle jerk with Richard Simmons dancing to it’s raining men?
Oh yeah, and Dick Cheney.
You sure you want me contributing to this thread? I’ve got more. A LOT more.
That photoshopped pic on Snopes of the boob with the worm-things in it.
Ah, fuck…now I’ve got that pic in my mind again…it’s been months…ew ew ew ew ew…
Hey, if I started it…
While I hafta give Beware of Doug points for linking, ovarian teratoma ain’t nowhere near as ghoulish as grave wax.
Step up to the plate, please, BofD, and swing again.
You want fly head homogenate with that?
picunurse, got a picture of your distressing fingertip?
Better!
But link had no pictures!
Breathlessly awaiting squuck,
gabriela
I don’t look up flies on Google Images 'cus I like my brain inside my head, not crawling out my ears. But I did find this photoessay on how to make a spider milkshake!
…I will be a very good girl and not post the link to the goatse.cx picture. I promise.
Gleaming stainless steel bone saw (with bloody bone about to be sawn in half) from Mopec Morgue and Autopsy Equipment.
Aww. And here I thought we were friends!
The camera is still in the car. I can take one later today.
I have no pictures, but I could discribe a trauma I attended many years ago.
Backstory: 19 yo male racing motorcycles with his girlfriend. He went over a hill maybe 45 seconds before her. When she crested the hill, he was nowhere to be seen. She saw skid marks going off into a field. She went to a nearby house and called 911. It took 25 minutes for rescuers to find him. They did a “Scoop and run” and brought him to our ER
First, as we transferred him from the EMS gurney to ours, I was at his feet. When I picked them up they both bent forward at the tops of his boots. Both legs were broken. When I cut his pants away, all four bones were through the skin.
Later, I was assisting with his difficult placement of a breathing tube. The doc was unable to place an ET tube, so he was doing a cricoid split. He still couldn’t get in so he asked that I grab hold of his hair and put slight tension on his neck. When I did, his scalp and part of his skull came loose in my hand.
The told the doc what happened and reminded him how long we’d bee working. He wasn’t ready to let go , so after getting the tube in he cracked the kid’s chest to re-start his heart. He had a 3 inch tear in his inferior vena cava.
We stopped then.
Ok, even though it’s cold and dark, I went out for the camera.
finger 1
finger 2
finger 3
It actually looks a lot better than it did. My first two fingers aren’t really cyanotic, it’s just the light, and a crumby camera.
Squicky? Okee-dokee.
Here I was expecting one of those musuleums that have it seeping into the public areas.
Brother in-laws sister’s husband’s father getting run over by the pull behind mower when he fell off the tractor. It choped him up into a mess. He seems to have gone under it head first. Now I’m shaky from the adreniline and my heart is beating ferce. I’ll check in later.
I saw the immediate aftermath of biker vs. big lorry once. I must admit that it seemed very cartoonish. I think the guy was torn in in half, and certainly his helmeted head was nowhere near the rest of his body parts. Anyway, we passed by. Much less blood, looking back than one might expect.
“Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye… …hee hee hee ha ha ha ho ho ho!”
Sorry. I think reading about Paul’s divorce-in-progress has given me Beatles flashbacks.
On second thought, let’s just make that “Paul’s divorce in progress”. [shivers]
Ummmmmmm, Gabriela, that first squicky picture wasn’t real, was it? It was just a mannequin, right? Right? Your Halloween costume from last year maybe? It certainly wasn’t any er. . . one. . . you’ve worked with? If so I am officially squicked :eek: