Orgasms spasms and gasms

[crispix]

Hi! I'm new to the forum...and so, I thought I'd begin with something, to expand my mind:

I've been doin' some thinking.
For some, sex is a great sensational experience.
To some it has even been considered addictive, like a drug.
But why is sex addictive? Is it the orgasms?
But, getting to the orgasms is a kick in the crotch.
Is it the opposite sex being naked?
Just wondering.

[porcupine]

If "getting to orgasms is a kick in the crotch" for you, you're doing it wrong.

[Angkins]

If you have to ask, maybe you haven't done it right!

[Padeye]

Angkins - I was about to say "if you have to ask, you haven't done it - period"

Crispix - welcome to SDMB. You win the award for a question that has no possible chance of getting a straight answer. I gladly relinquish my crown as king of the non-sequitir.

[Silver Fire]

"Getting to the orgasm" is the best part. I don't even know what you're saying.

[Zyada]

One of the best definitions of addiction I've run across is when something seems to make a problem better and actually makes is worse. By this definition, nearly anything can become addictive if handled inappropriately.

Some people need intimacy and a loving relationship or higher self-esteem, but try to get these by picking up strangers in bars. They get a temporary fix to their needs, but end up lonelier or with even lower self-esteem than before.

[crispix]

Inappropriately eh? I guess doing it in thorn bushes counts as being inappropriately? Plus, small cars don't do much for tall people. And i still stick to my point, getting to the orgasm is terrible?
-thrust- - thrust- -thrust- -thrust- -thrust- -thrust-
Though, it does make for nice exercise. A great weight loss program. Lo diet and lotsa orgasms.

[Angkins]

What grade were you in again?

[nashiitashii]

Originally posted by Padeye
I gladly relinquish my crown as king of the non-sequitir.

Well, I am still the patron saint of non-sequitirs.
Since when did you become king?

And, well, a lot of work is what is best to make a good orgasm.

[Stella*Fantasia]

If the thrusting is too much work for you, then don't be on top. Duh.
If you're feeling extra-lazy, have your SO restrain you beforehand so you CAN'T move, even if you decide that you might want to. Blindfolds are a nice touch here as well.
This is somewhat beside the point, though. If you're not getting enough return on your investment, so to speak, enough bang for your buck (heh heh), then don't do it. Double duh.

[nashiitashii]

Originally posted by ssskuggiii

Well, I am still the patron saint of non-sequitirs.
Since when did you become king?

And, well, a lot of work is what is best to make a good orgasm.

here is the proof. Enjoy.

[relic_11]

Crispix, Honey, maybe you should get one of those books. You know, those books. BTW, do you have a girlfriend?

[Skelji]

I get it. You're high, right?

[crispix]

Those books? Maybe my girlfriend should get one. She's the one who gives my wrist cramps!

-crispix is listening to his roomate typing

[relic_11]

My point was that "getting there" is VERY enjoyable for a woman. Without it, there would be no "there." Please, for her sake, don't skimp.

[Mac Guffin]

Originally posted by crispix
Those books? Maybe my girlfriend should get one. She's the one who gives my wrist cramps!

Wrist Cramps? Now I KNOW he's doing it wrong....I am guessing 7th grade.. anyone else have a guess?

[flup]

I can vouch for crispix everyone. I meant to start a welcome thread, but I plum fergot. He's not high, an he's not in the seventh grade, but I don't know about the doing it right thing. I know wrist cramps come from using the middle 2 fingers, you know, making an "I love you" sign, turning it upside down, and using that rigorous in-and-out motion. that's all I can contribute though....

Crispix:
damn dude. You didn't tell me about the thorn bush.....



--flup you like an animal

[Dr. Lao]

Originally posted by relic_11
Without it, there would be no "there."

Is that near Oakland?

[relic_11]

Kinda. Do you know where a guy named "Mike Hunt"* lives! Right there! Oooooooohh, right there!

*(No realtion to Doper Michael Hunt)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Getting there is most of the fun for the girl, and for the guy too if you know how to do it right. My boyfriend never seemed to have any problems with getting me there, though we never had sex so I wouldn't know too much about that. However, half the fun is in the process, enjoy yourself, if you're having fun then she probably will too. Okay I'm off subject aren't I? I'll shut up now.

Kitty

[Dr. Lao]

Originally poster by relic_11
Do you know where a guy named "Mike Hunt"* lives!

Never over to his place, but I've studied the way a whole bunch of times. If someone were to invite me over I don't think I'd need directions. Or need to be asked twice.

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
Okay I'm off subject aren't I?

Actually, I think you are the only one on the subject.

[The Mermaid]

QUOTE]Originally posted by flup
I know wrist cramps come from using the middle 2 fingers, . . .using that rigorous in-and-out motion.. .

and finally

--flup you like an animal

[/quote]

I wanna feel you from the inside? ? ?

Flup you are a VERY bad boy, I like that in a man.

[crispix]

Rigorous sounds like a nice word. And cramps is not a nice word.
At least Cptn. flup acknowledged the CORRECT movements of the wrist and why cramps form! The rest of you have been very wrong and far too broad! I never said that "I" reached an orgasm! Or did I?

[flup]

[QUOTE
Flup you are a VERY bad boy, I like that in a man.

[/b][/quote]

one does not argue with a lady called mojo57 about such things...


flup (this time with a sexual connotation)

[sailor]

There ain't no such thing as "bad sex". Any sex, even when it's bad, is good.