Poll 2

Please select one from each pair. It’s for general prefences. I realize that sometimes you might prefer lemonade and other times iced tea or whatever, but consider the choices to be along the lines of you can have one but not both in any given circumstance. It would be great if you would explain why. Answer as many or as few as you like.

Thanks for participating. And ignore my spelling - I didn’t look any of these up

  1. Cherry Coke or Black Cherry Coke

  2. Hillary Clinton or Sir Edmond Hillary

  3. New York City or Manhatten

  4. Rome Italy or Rome apples

  5. Karl Marx or Groucho

  6. Arlene Francis or Francis X. Bushman

  7. PC or IBM PC

  8. Islam or Muslim

  9. Homer Simpson or Jessica

  10. Electric Blue or Blue Man Group

  11. Elton John or John C. Fremont

  12. Eric Clapton or Eric the Red

  13. Heinz or Katzenjammer Kids

  14. Silver Cloud or smog

  15. Queen Elizabeth or Queen Latifa

  16. Charlotte or Lotto

  17. Birthday Party or Green Party

  18. Cat or Cat fight

  19. Butts or Stogies (for straight men and lesbians)

  20. Packages or Letters (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1.5

Sequels are never as good as the original.

Ditto.

Didn’t Liberal say that he was going to do a second one?

The first poll has a purpose. This one seems to be a parody or joke poll, so I’m going to go ahead and close it.