I’ll personally piss on his mother fuckin’ corpse!!
Let me change that to a hysterectomy vice castration. It’s a she-troll, don’t ya know.
Whaddya’ trying to say, Chief?
Shhhh. I’m in trouble w/Nickrz.
Oh, come on Chief. Manny of us saw those posts. I read them in slack-jawed disbelief. I haven’t heard such language since Gramma got her boobs caught in the wringer. Good job.
You can let it go in here, Nickrz’s not listening. Right, Nick?
Ass-chewing 101
A prerequisite for entry into the brotherhood of CPOs. You should see some of my rants in person. The skipper once shook my hand (in private) – “I always wanted to be able to do that.”
But it’d be inappropriate for him – much as my comments were inappropriate in the GQ forum.
I missed the flames, and I’m extremely depressed about it. Does anyone have a cached copy of the thread?
Ah, AuraSeer, I’ve already asked Nickrz to forward me a copy. He probably won’t though. He got home from a hard day’s work, popped on his computer and promptly got knocked on his ass.
I was in rare form. Just enjoying my afternoon, catching up on some old threads, adding to a couple of new ones and, suddenly, a newbie with no clue "gry"s me.
I didn’t just lose it, I spewed. Posted. Thought of something even more nasty. Posted again. And again. And again. Then I questioned this putz’ ancestry. Then I found out valenta8 (oh, I’ve soiled my keyboard again) was a, pardon the expression, a chick!
So I called into question her qualifications for motherhood et al.
Nickrz shitcanned the posts quicker 'n shit through a goose.
I do admit they were inappropriate. For my posts to make DocFi’s jaw hit the ground, though, that’s a pretty good barometer for crossing the line.
But valenta8 still bites.
What did I miss…who is she, and how did she make you mad?Is the thread deleted?
Where/when did this happen…I want details.
Me too.
This thread and its title disturb me. I changed the title. I am not sure what else, if anything, I’m going to do with the thread. Even in the Pit, there IS a limit.
Lynn/SDStaff Lynn
For the Straight Dope
Scott: if you really are an E7 (note that I left out “Chief” on purpose), then you are just that. You certainly are a poor example of a Chief Petty Officer.
Oh, I dunno, Monty… I think that’s about as petty as one can get.
And the language is certainly salty, you gotta give him that.
Dext: granted; however, (and this really amuses me!) profane language onboard US Navy vessels is prohibited by a volume known as the U.S. Navy Regulations.
How about, Scott? They’ve been repealed on the CVN-69?
Scott can be the chief of anything-he-wants on my boat…the S.S.KELLIBELLI!
** Dont mind ‘monty’ Scott…he is really Valenta8 and just doesnt want anyone to know…right ‘monty’? 
Monty—
I grew up a Navy brat. I never heard anything like that, and my dad was a salty as you can get for a Navy chief (CV-45 * Valley Forge *). There was a lot of cussing on flattops, especially if you worked flight deck.
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren ZevonBluepony: there’s a lot of cussing going on throughout the Navy; but the prohibition against such has quite a long history. George Washington issued an order against it.
I don’t know about navy, but any army in this God’s green eatrh has rules and regulations against fowl language…(section 119, Natinal Defence Act…) Yes I used to be a Military Police…
However, no matter how cursing is prohibited, it shall always happen…and a lot of it.
Unforgiven
Geeze – why do they prohibit talking about birds?
ROTFLMAO!!!
I looked right at that and missed it! damn…I wish I had said that!!!
Good one!
*kisses,
Kelli *