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Old 01-31-2007, 10:28 PM
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How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?

I'm treading very lightly here because I know it's GQ and all that, so bear with me. Please don't post NSFW links and follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn't get closed and chopped.

I'm looking for several very, very specific types of porn - subgenres, I guess - and I don't really know if there's a term for them or if there's some sort of motif that can be searched for. I don't really want to go into details about the types.

Unfortunately, this isn't for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate "gotcha" on a friend that's several months in the making.

Is there some sort of master list of porn broken down by sub or sub-sub-genre? How can I go about finding porn that contains a very specific setup, combination, or motif?
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:44 PM
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www searchvids com

that's the only thing that pops to mind at the moment.
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:55 PM
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To find the correct terminolgy, try Dictionary of Sex by R. Goldenson & K. Anderson.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:24 PM
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Google "search extreme" and click on the first link. The advanced search option should be far more detailed than you'd ever thought possible. I can't vouch for the accuracy of the site, but it seems to be what you're looking for.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:01 AM
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Google "search extreme" and click on the first link. The advanced search option should be far more detailed than you'd ever thought possible. I can't vouch for the accuracy of the site, but it seems to be what you're looking for.
My God, it's full of porn.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:41 AM
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My God, it's full of porn.
Imagine that.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:50 AM
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follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn't get closed and chopped.
Nothing to add, I just wanted to say that between my tired eyes, and the font I read that as the two-dick rule.
Which I guess might be a very specific type of porn if they were both on the same guy.
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:47 AM
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My God, it's full of porn.
Bravo, bravo
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:14 AM
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Bravo, bravo
Do I win?

That would be nice for once.
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:26 AM
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Unfortunately, this isn't for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate "gotcha" on a friend that's several months in the making.
<snip>
I think you owe us all the backstory here...
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:57 AM
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I think you owe us all the backstory here...
Really, anything that requires such an impressively vast cornucopia of porn demands an explanation.

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Old 02-01-2007, 03:15 AM
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Nothing to add, I just wanted to say that between my tired eyes, and the font I read that as the two-dick rule.
Which I guess might be a very specific type of porn if they were both on the same guy.
Believe it or not, I have seen such a guy in a porno. No joke. It was with him and Ron Jeremy and some chicks... I did MANY takes, trying to figure out if he was wearing some sort of prosthetic but no, both penises seemed alive and functional.
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:41 PM
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My God, it's full of porn.
What? The internet?
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:53 PM
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You do know that there are link sites that have links categorized by, shall we say, key word? Lots and lots of them...I would think if you followed some links from sites you already know you'll eventually end up at one of them.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:05 PM
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Believe it or not, I have seen such a guy in a porno. No joke. It was with him and Ron Jeremy and some chicks... I did MANY takes, trying to figure out if he was wearing some sort of prosthetic but no, both penises seemed alive and functional.
Diphallic Terata - if I'm remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:27 PM
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Yes. The adult video/dvd website I used last had an elaborate drop down list of sub-genres to help "filter" the hundreds of video titles available for purchase.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:37 PM
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As the joke says, if you google 'people who have sex with goats that are on fire', it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There's a fetish out there for everyone.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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My God, it's full of porn.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowman
I'll be in my bunk!

... ...

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Old 02-01-2007, 06:08 PM
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Really, anything that requires such an impressively vast cornucopia of porn demands an explanation.
Wouldn't that be a pornucopia?
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:14 PM
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Wouldn't that be a pornucopia?
Or a Porn of Plenty.
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:18 PM
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While the backstory is intriguing, I REALLY want to know what sub-sub-sub genre of porn you're looking for.

I'm willing to bet we've got someone into it on the boards. heheheh...
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:28 PM
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smut gremlins dot com has porn listed by categories.
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:33 PM
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You can try sex oasis dot com. Also lists by category.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:02 PM
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You do know that there are link sites that have links categorized by, shall we say, key word? Lots and lots of them...I would think if you followed some links from sites you already know you'll eventually end up at one of them.
If he didn't know, then the very first reply to the OP would have informed him.

If he bothered to look.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:11 PM
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As the joke says, if you google 'people who have sex with goats that are on fire', it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There's a fetish out there for everyone.
*Gasp*

Flaming fainting goats! Where!!!

*pant* *pant* *pant*
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:30 PM
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Unfortunately, this isn't for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate "gotcha" on a friend that's several months in the making.
Ah . . . the ol' "comically elaborate 'gotcha' on a friend" excuse! Is this friend from the Niagra Falls area, perchance?

Hey man, just say you like to do it with goats. We're all adults here. Just say what we all already know . . . you love dirty goat love.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:36 PM
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Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello.
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:09 PM
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I'm looking for several very, very specific types of porn
You like naked-bungi-jumping-flaming-clown-sex too? Awesome, I'm no longer alone!

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Old 02-01-2007, 10:20 PM
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My God, it's full of porn.


What? The internet?
[Trekkie]*sings* The internet is for porn![/Trekkie]
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:11 PM
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I'm treading very lightly here because I know it's GQ and all that, so bear with me. Please don't post NSFW links and follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn't get closed and chopped.
www [dot] thebestporn [dot] com

and similar adult review sites are ideal
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:34 PM
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Diphallic Terata - if I'm remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly.


Man, the Ancients really knew how to party. I mean, if they thought that was trivial, look out, eh.
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Old 02-02-2007, 12:14 AM
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Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello.
Green? Damn.
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Old 02-02-2007, 12:22 AM
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Flaming dirty goat love.
BAND NAME!
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Old 02-02-2007, 02:24 AM
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As one of the few non-humans who are allowed to post here, I must object to the constant goat references...
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:02 AM
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sublimedirectory dotcom is pretty good.

While we're waiting for the OP to provide some backstory, I'll relate a prank I pulled on a couple of friends of mine involving porn and the intarweb.

I was poking around on a porn related BBS and there was a vaguely described link to a German website, I clicked the link and discovered not Cartman's mom in a schiesse video, but very elderly women. Stark naked, some of them in wheelchairs and the like. Emitting a scream, I backed out of there toot sweet. Remembering that both of my friends had cable modems (this being in early 2001, when they weren't all that common around here) and knowing that when they clicked the link (which they wouldn't be able to decipher since neither of them spoke German) the offending page would instantly appear, I copied the url and sent them an email saying, "A friend of mine thinks that women look best when they're in their early 20s and here's proof that he's right!" with the link.

When I got home, I found a message from each one of them. The first one said simply, "I got your email, and I have to say, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen." The second one was, "Those girls were twenty? What are they? Retarded or something?" Needless to say, both of them began eyeing any links I sent them suspiciously.
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:45 AM
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Ah . . . the ol' "comically elaborate 'gotcha' on a friend" excuse! Is this friend from the Niagra Falls area, perchance?
NIAGARA FALLS!!!

SLOWLY I turn...STEP by step...INCH by inch...
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:12 PM
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Don't know which is a bigger sign of the apocalypse, the question or the number of replies with potential sources.
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:42 PM
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NIAGARA FALLS!!!

SLOWLY I turn...STEP by step...INCH by inch...
Ha!

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Old 02-03-2007, 12:20 AM
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Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello.
As long as it's consensual. We don't want another case like this.
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:44 AM
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Green? Damn.
Well, he posted it on THURSDAY. We suddenly know one thing more about dahfisheroo, ifyaknowwhatImean.
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:46 AM
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How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?
Y'know, I was thinking of organizing another ChiDope in order to meet other locals but VCO3 has nipped THAT in the bud!
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:41 PM
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Diphallic Terata - if I'm remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly.
Thanks, I had always remembered that same question, but I remembered it (wrongly) as Dipheria Terata.
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:57 PM
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Unfortunately, this isn't for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate "gotcha" on a friend that's several months in the making.
Sure it is
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:27 PM
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Green? Damn.
What, you've been doing it wrong all this time???
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:18 PM
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Well, he posted it on THURSDAY. We suddenly know one thing more about dahfisheroo, ifyaknowwhatImean.
Except that I am a female, ifyaknowwhatImean, and I thinkyado.
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:35 PM
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search for zzaph
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:07 PM
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Diphalic Terataaaa....
It's a trouble-free philosophy...


And dnooman, you win a ticket on the PanAm shuttle to the Orbital Hilton.


Quote:
As the joke says, if you google 'people who have sex with goats that are on fire', it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There's a fetish out there for everyone.
Jason Alexander actually quoted that in his Playboy Interview. I've read it called "Rule 34" : "There is porn of/about it on the web. Whatever it is."
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:10 AM
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*Gasp*


*pant* *pant* *pant*
I think you lost your pants. Her ya go.
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:33 AM
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As long as it's consensual. We don't want another case like this.
I'm too sleeply and misread this part of the article.

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Though the semen hasnít been proven as human, Thompson-Poirrier and a veterinarian who examined the goat want the semen tested and compared to the stateís convicted-felon database.
as "want the semen tasted . . ."
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:19 PM
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"want the semen tasted . . ."
So long as I get to record that moment.
I'm sure I can sell it.
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