No? Well, here’s another chance! Still No? Well how about now? What about now? Now? Well take a look at this! Are you sure? Well, here’s some more just in case! Closed that one too huh? Well, okay then. So you want some porn now? No? Well, what about later then? Tell ya what, we’ll email it to ya! No? Ok, fine. But take a look at this! Close that and another pops up! Great huh? No? Well, then why did you mispell that url? Obviously you wanted to see some porn! And here it is! And here’s some more! And it’s all free! Just give us your credit card number so we know you’re not a kid cause you know we care about kids. And look at all the free full color fetishes that you’ve never even heard about that we’re showing you with no ID check at all! We’ve done you a favor so do us one and give us that credit card number! No? Tell ya what, we’ll automatially bookmark a few great porn sites for ya so that later, when you want to see some porn, you can go straight there. Would you like to see some porn now?
Just press ESC and the browser will stop loading the page before it has a chance to load the code that will popup a new page when you close it. Best surfing advice I ever received.
Well I can’t offer any links to porn cause that would violate board rules. Never fear though. Simply open up any search engine and type in… well anything. But to shorten your search you could type in “cream pie” and learn why bakers the world over have given up trying to share recipes on the internet.
One might be curious as to why you were searching for “creamy goodness” on the 'net? Unless you were looking for porn to begin with…that’d make sense I suppose.
Believe it or not, I actually wasn’t looking for porn that time. I was just trying to see how much porn I would get if I searched for “creamy goodness”. And the phrase itself is the name of a character from the South Park movie, so I didn’t invent it.
