Porn searches on Google (SFW)

Search for a random porn-y phrase on Google, and the results inevitably come back with links to video sites. Tens of thousands or more links to video sites. If you weren’t looking for something on a video site, tough. If you explicitly exclude -video -videos -xvideo -xvideos -xxxtube etc., etc. etc., you might filter out about half of the results, the rest of which are still almost all links to video sites. Is this Google’s shameless promotion of pay sites that give kickbacks to Google for giving them priority on search results; or is there some way of asking the search to not do this?

Five years ago, my mom died. A couple months later, I googled her name to find the on line obit, see if others had left any words in remembrance etc.

All of a sudden, every result was porn. And no, my mom’s name wasn’t Taffy Sugarwalls or anything. Trying to remember but I think I had to go in and uninstall and reinstall google.

You haven’t been hacked have you?

ETA: I just googled Taffy Sugarwalls and it had zero results because I have safesearch on. But safesearch didn’t prevent those other results I mentioned. Something had gotten into preferences and pushed a switch I couldn’t change. It was bizarre.

** classic “confused” emoticon here **

How does one uninstall and reinstall a web site?

Chrome, I guess I meant?

There was (briefly) a Canadian sitcom called Satisfaction and in one episode they had a show-within-a-show called Horse Doctor. I remember looking it up on Google once; someone had posted those bits to Youtube.

A couple of months ago I tried doing a Google video search for the same Youtube bit, but I ended up with a bunch of results for South Asian porno.

If I Google a well known porn star’s name, and go to the “all” results tab, a lot of the hits are video sites. That’s not Google distorting anything, that’s the principal market for porn. But it also includes the porn star’s instagram & twitter accounts, the imdb page, a reddit. The “images” tab takes me to still photos. The “news” tab just news stories including this name. There’s even the “books” tab (which it would not until now have occurred to me to look at) takes me to erotic fiction featuring this porn star.

It’s really not clear what you are looking for that you think Google makes it hard for you to find.

ETA: I just noticed I can go to the “flights” tab, which comes up with Las Vegas & Los Angeles - presumably destinations associated with this porn star, so that I can go stalking…

The OP mentions a porn-y phrase.

I have also noticed you basically get video results on the main page, but that makes sense since most porn is video. Google is just returning what most people want.

Now, if you don’t want porn, you can always enable strict safe search.

Literally any random phrase you would think might appear in a porn story archive, blog, Reddit, discussion forum, etc. Lemme try for example “her dark nipples”: (komm substituted for com so it won’t live link)

Yup, xvideos.komm, shameless.komm>videos, xhamster.komm, porn300.komm>video, eporner.komm>hd-porn, porndroids.komm>video, xnxx-sex-videos.komm…

It goes on forever. Videos and more videos.

So you’re trying to isolate text hits for your phrase, from forums etc.?
Contrary to your OP, appending -video to the search does seem to achieve that.

ETA - but do NOT enclose the phrase in quotation marks, maybe that’s causing the problem you’re having. Google a long time back ditched the “exact phrase” search using quotation marks, and it seems to mess up its comprehension of the -video part for some reason.

her dark nipples -video

Search on the spoilered text, nothing on the first two pages is a video site. All text hits.

Hmm, well that does a good job of eliminating unwanted video hits, but at the cost of sacrificing returns for an exact phrase.

But quotation marks for an exact match no longer works anyway.

Try using the “Advanced search” page and toggle “Hide explicit results” in the lower section.

But might that hide explicit non-video content too?

Actually it appears to block everything. I just typed in one of the example phrases from upthread and it came up with zero results. LOL

Huh? I use quotes all the time, and it appears to work very well. I just tested it, in fact, and the phrase I chose showed up in each hit on the first page.

Maybe I’m mistaken, but I thought they had changed the way it works some years ago.

I wanted to use an image of Micky Mouse dressed as a wizard as part of a work presentation so I Googled Fantasia. Apparently there is a porn actress named Fantasia and a photo of her topless was displayed on my work computer for about a second. It’s been more than three years so I’m probably safe.

It only sort of works. If there’s a useful set of results, it’s OK. But if isn’t, Google is all “I know you said exact phrase, but here’s a bunch of garbage results, reminiscent of 1998, based off some synonyms of the individual words. You’re welcome”

My guess is that the large video porn sites have the resources to invest in expensive pay-per-click (PPC) advertising, pay web developers for premium SEO, stuff their sites with back-links and on-site links, have their sites hosted on very fast, secure servers, etc.—all things to rank high on Google.

If you want photos instead of videos, you could try googling something like: xxxx xxxx porn photo gallery.

I’m only guessing, of course. I would never visit a porn site. I just go to sites about kittens (no, not kitten porn).

I imagine most people who search for porn-y phrases want to watch video pornography, so google is providing what they want.

I hadn’t heard that, and when I try quotation marks in google it seems to work as I expect. Is this change documented?