Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Max, the Cat. I live here, in Seattle with my two companions, Cassy and 'Lil. We’re served by our two barely competent servants.
I wouldn’t normally risk having my full complement of talents exposed, but I have a question.
I may have to break off suddenly, so please bear with me. If the staff ever found out what I’m actually capable of, I’d have more work than I do now. What, with making sure the bottoms of our food bowls never show, monitoring the birds and squirrels outside the window, (I’m working on a call, to lure them into the house, but it still needs work.) and making sure the bed remains soft, I barely have time for five good naps. If I have to go, I’ll be back when the coast is clear. (yumm, fish.)
Anyway, my food and massage [del]slave[/del], assistant, Mew, (I know, I know, but by the time I realized she was a female, she was used to the name.) does something that makes me crazy. I’d like to know why she does it and how I can make her stop.
See, we have several water dishes. There are three in the staff’s litter box room. One, they use instead of sand. I’m very curious about where that water goes, but the staff seems to think it might be dangerous. They prevent me from following it.
One of the water bowls is HUGE! It’s so big it has it’s own weather. It rains in there every day. Sometimes it floods. That’s where my question arises. When it floods to almost full, Mew takes off her fur and get in it! I sit on the edge to protect her. I try to dry her off, whenever I get a chance, but she keeps getting wet again. I’ve had to save her many times, because she slides down and her head goes under the water. I call her name, and sometimes stick a claw into her skin to bring her up. So far, I’ve managed to get her out every time.
So, why does she do this? It’s bad enough that Purrr, her mate, and my nap lap, stands in the rain everyday, but at least I don’t have to save him.
Can I stop her from doing this? I’m so afraid she’ll drown, and no one will fill my food dish.
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