I really don’t care so much any more, but if I’m ever going to start a Pit thread, I guess it’d have to be about this.
:dubious: :rolleyes: :smack: 
:eek: :mad:
That thread was just closed (well, a few days back). Let’s move on and revisit it–if necessary–at a later date. A much later date.
Oh, crap, I’m sorry. I could have sworn this was in MPSIMS. Lemme re-open this sucker.
Fucking moderators.
The OP is a day late, and a dollar short.
It never ends…
Until (if?) we hear otherwise, I say we go with my answer of “14 Kinds of Glass in a Ford Panel Delivery”. It fits the supposed origin of the puzzle and is technically correct. 2 headlights, 2 turn signals, 2 brake lights, 2 reverse lights, 2 windshields (front & rear), 2 windows, and 2 cigarette windows.
Since when are mirrors not made of glass?
And bulbs.
I think when he says “lights,” that’s what he means. Of course, he’s forgetting at least one: a courtesy light. And there’s probably at least one more behind the dash panel gauges. Most states also require at least one to illuminate the license plate, as well.
We’re horrible, nitpicky people. 
The headlights, but not the glass protecting them? Windshields aren’t lights. Window glass is different than cigarette window (vents?) glass? Any way you cut it, it doesn’t stand up.
Well, I don’t know specifically about the vehicle he’s talking about, but on many, if not most cars nowadays, the headlight lenses are plastic–usually Lexan.
In any case, don’t get so serious about it. It was just meant as a gentle poke in the ribs. 
Sure. Not serious at all. Sorry if it came out to be argumentative.
14 k of g in a f p d
What? You’ve never heard that one?
Let’s see… I havn’t heard that one since I was 14 or so…
I’m kidding.
Good Lord, people. Let it go.
*STOP! Just STOP!
—sobs—*
I didn’t claim it was perfect.
Well, hell, I’ll prop this thread up–why the heck not? It’s been so long that I had to change my password yesterday. (huh?)
Yeah…
THAT was a good deci… :smack: