Activities / with celebrities / But this time in / Couplets rhyming!

[Colophon]

This idea is shamelessly stolen from another message board, but it tickled me so I thought I'd share it.

Simply post your chosen activity, with a well-known celebrity, to form a rhyming couplet.

They can be basic:

Play pool, with Ja Rule.

or convoluted:

Buy Forrest Gump a drink, with Engelbert Humperdinck.

A couple more to get you started:

Start a market garden, with Osama bin Laden.

Fail to invade Iraq, with President Jacques Chirac.

So get creative... bonus points for witty or appropriate ones