The Gospel according to LOLcats.

If you hate LOLcats: despair!

If you love LOLcats: rejoice!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Better than that, it’s a Wiki: they need LOLcat translators to help out.

Choose a verse, and is it can be tranzlations tiem now pleez?

In particular, Numbers is in serious need of halp.

John 3:16 loses something in translation.

So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?’

Ecclesiastes, on the other hand, becomes somewhat less depressing. Though I’m pretty sure Qoheleth never mentions anal sex in your more, shall we say, academic translations of the text.

Hee hee! Thanks, runner pat.

jeebus crist iz teh sun of Og.

Song of Songs:

I’m looking forward to telling my wife “yer love be moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.” :smiley:

From Exodus 1

Awww!

I don’t have time to do any of this, but I really hope someone can edit it (if it hasn’t been done already) to have John teh Baptist saying:

“Im in ur Jordan baptizin ur d00ds”

And Samson saying:

“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION. GET IN THE CAR!!!”

Someone needs to finish the Book of Esther in time for Purim…

This is seriously sweet.

I may have to contribute.