Survivor: China - Ep. 5: "Love Is In The Air"

Before we begin this week’s thread, and also to take up valuable rollover space (duh), and also inspired by this episode’s title, I will send out a special long-distance dedication to every monkey, panda, water buffalo, cormorant, and other two- or four-legged NON-HUMAN critter who has graced our season so far:
♪♪♪ *… Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don’t know if I’m being foolish
Don’t know if I’m being wise
But it’s something that I must believe in
And it’s there when I look in your eyes …* ♪♪♪
OK, and now … spoiler boxes! Yippee!

From Yahoo! TV (part 1 of 2):

Some castaways fear alliances will be broken after a tribal switch occurs; a physical attraction between two players occurs and leads to the revelation that a hidden immunity idol exists; another cast…

This is followed by a link to more, where I get the following (part 2 of 2):

Romance blossoms between two of the castaways; a tribal switch causes chaos and cracks in alliances; one castaway must go.

From TV Guide (generic info):

Some castaways fear alliances will be broken after a tribal switch occurs; a physical attraction between two players occurs and leads to the revelation that a hidden immunity idol exists; another castaway is voted out of the game.

And also some surprising, more specific info:

"Love Is in the Air” is the title of tonight’s episode, and it refers to a blossoming romance between Zhan Hu tribemates Jaime and Erik. And it gets even better! Their mutual attraction leads Erik to reveal that he’s a virgin. Elsewhere, tears and fears surface when the teams learn that a tribal switch is about to occur, leading to threats of throwing challenges and a surprise vote at tribal council.

And, finally, from the suits at CBS:

One castaway confesses that he is a virgin while flirting with a tribemate he admits he has a crush on. A physical attraction provokes a shocking reveal–the existence of the Hidden Immunity Idol. And later, chaos abounds after a tribal switch, leading to tears, fears, cracks in tribal loyalties, threats of throwing challenges and a blindsiding vote at Tribal Council.

Oh, and guess what EVERY SINGLE ONE of these spoilers is missing?

“Jeff Probst is the host.”

I wonder if THAT could mean anything? (Probably not.)

OH! And a link to last week’s thread, where you can also link to the previous weeks. See you all later!

Does this mean that:

Julie Chen might be guest hosting?

Me, I’ve got my fingers crossed that it’s…

Ryan Seacrest.

What?

Well … butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I saw at least part of that twist coming, but I didn’t expect things to shake out quite that way at Tribal Council. My unsolicited 2¢ – if tonight’s bootee hadn’t been booted, they were the odds-on favorite to win the whole shebang. Hmm.

My Patented Random Useless Observations™:
[ul]
[li]Disappointing lack of wildlife tonight. One panda and a couple of ducks? That’s it? This is what I’m missing the Sexiest Man in Baseball for? Harumph.[/li][li]Aaron: You got the lexicon wrong, bonehead. There is no such thing as an “immunity hog.” Everyone knows the correct term is “immunity monster.” Get it right next time.[/li][li]Jean-Robert: Persons who refer to themselves in the third person for no good reason are tools. Just ask rockle and she’ll tell you.[/li][li]I would like to know when virginity became a measure of trustworthiness. Especially in a game like this where you’re pretty much supposed to lie to other people.[/li][li]Why can’t Jeff be bitchy when I actually want him to? Like during that challenge when you know he knew what was going on?[/li][/ul]

There was at least one snake, too. From this and your OP extolling the virtues of the two and four footed NON-HUMANS, I have to feel you got no love for the footless among God’s creatures.

Regarding the HUMANS, that’s a risky strategy going there, since Sherea did not seem to be showing her old team much love.

Why is

John Hu so certain that the merge will come at ten? Didn’t it happen a few years back that one team (Pagong?) kept on winning until they had completely eliminated the other team? What if they do that this time: Just keep on going until the failing team gets down to one.

Me, I wanna see the merge next week. That would well and truly shaft the braintrust at Zhan Hu there. It’s unlikely, but if it happens, I’ll be the one laughing like a fiend.

Well, it’s nice to see a strategy thought out ahead of time and actually acted upon, and I think it might actually work due to the Jon-Robert hate at the other camp. The bad part is that two of the best players will be gone before the merge.

I think we need an itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-bikini reward challenge next week, with the challenge being “who’s gotten less airtime than the lunch lady?”, because Amanda has a seriously tight body.

Been crushing on Amanda since mud-wrestling.

Recap (If you haven’t yet checked your recording, stop now!):

The edenic setting of Camp Zhan Hu opens this week, with Erik and Jaime sharing a moment alone and perhaps a mutual attraction. Erik confesses he’s a virgin, which Jamie seems to feel makes him more trustworthy. Over at Fei Long, Denise and James are bonding as the two most hardworking tribe members.

But then . . .

The Twist! Each tribe is asked to select two members of the opposing tribe to come and join them. Fei Long correctly surmises both tribes will get the same instructions, and further surmises, again correctly, that Aaron and James will be taken from them. They select Frosti and Sherea to join them. Zhan Hu inexplicably believes they will be selecting two members of Fei Long with no recompense, and celebrates briefly before being rudely surprised upon learning they are losing Frosti and Sherea while gaining Aaron and James. There is no Reward Challenge, as both tribes are provided with a basket of sundry fruits and spirits to celebrate their new teams.

Aside from the switched tribe members themselves, the ones most negatively affected seem to be Jean-Robert and Denise of Fei Long, both of whom muse ruefully at losing an ally and hard worker in James. Todd, not surprisingly, looks at it as an opportunity to form new alliances.

Of the switched players, Frosti and Sherea seem to fit in with Fei Long, where Jean-Robert is already on everybody else’s nerves, thus taking pressure off them. Sherea even pledges to “step it up some” around camp to earn the appreciation in her new start. Aaron and James however, are in dire straits, as they realize they are outnumbered three to two, and too good in challenges.

*Meanwhile, back in the jungle . . . *

Peih-Gee hatches a cunning plan to preserve the original Zhan Hu numbers to the merge she assumes will happen with ten remaining players: Zhan Hu will throw the next two Immunity Challenges and vote off Aaron and James, thereby protecting Frosti and Sherea over at Fei Long. The tribes then merge (presumably), forming a single new tribe with five original Zhan Hu (Peih-Gee, Jaime, Erik, Frosti, and Sherea) and five original Fei Long (Todd, Amanda, Courtney, Jean-Robert, and Denise). Jaime agrees it could be worth it, but the two do not inform Erik of their plan.

The Immunity Challenge (not that it matters) is a two-parter: two tribe members swim out to a platform and must retrieve twelve discs (representing the Chinese zodiac) held in an underwater cage. Once back on shore, three tribe members take the twelve discs and place them on a puzzle board where they must be fitted to interlocking places. Aaron and Erik do very well in the first part of the challenge for Zhan Hu, and they have a big lead when the puzzle pieces are returned to shore. But then of course Peih-Gee and Jaime don’t bother to try to solve the puzzle at all, and are laughing and joking throughout the challenge besides. This is noticed by an increasingly frustrated and angry James, as Fei Long easily catches up and wins the challenge.

Back at camp, Aaron and James ask Erik what happened at the challenge, and Erik confronts Peih-Gee and Jaime, who finally let him in on their plan. Erik wants to continue to trust Jaime so agrees to go along. Jaime wants Aaron to go before James, because she feels Aaron has more connections at Fei Long. Erik tells Aaron they are voting for James, so Aaron figures he’ll have to vote for his buddy just to stick around.

At Tribal Council, Jeff elicits the confession from Jaime that they threw the challenge, sparking surprise and outrage from James. When Jeff asks James if it should be him going, James responds “It should be.” Aaron says he’d like to stay. Despite James’ outburst, Aaron is voted out by Peih-Gee, Jamie, and Erik. It should be very interesting around Zhan Hu for the next couple of days.

On to the completely superfluous and ever-more arbitrary rankings:

Hostage - No ransom forthcoming: Even though there was no kidnapping per se this week, the pattern continues of another tribe member switching teams getting the boot. Aaron just got caught in a power play.

Hard Target - Difficult to pin down: No one here this week, and I’ll probably retire the category; we’re getting a better idea of where everybody stands.

Face/Off - Intra-tribal dynamics - both camps have been shaken and stirred, so let’s see where the dynamics are:

At Fei Long, Todd and Amanda presumably retain their alliance, while the removal of James has left Jean-Robert without a compatriot; Denise similarly seems adrift, as she had apparently bonded with James as well. Courtney is still a free agent, and it remains to be seen if Frosti and Sherea will form new alliances or stick together for the sake of Zhan Hu solidarity. And who will Todd try to recruit?

Zhan Hu, far from their fractured appearance of last week, now seems to have some solidarity, though how certain (and how smart) it is remains in doubt. Peih-Gee, Jaime, and love-slave Erik stand firm against outsider James, certain to be voted off next week unless something really unexpected happens.

Hard-Boiled - Poised to do damage: Todd still looks to have a bit of an advantage, and seems to enjoy the prospect of new recruits. He looks like he’s having fun, and that’s an advantage in and of itself.

Coming attractions: Next week - it looks like the disgusting food challenge is back.

Any downside for James if he burns the entire Zhan Hu camp down ASAP?

Man, I hope those two girls never want to play poker.
And…is it too much to hope for that they tipped their hand too early? Jeff & staff know they plan to throw the next challenge. What if it’s a challenge in which the players can be scored separately? Zhan Hu throws the challenge as planned, but then Jeff announces the new twist: the individual who scored the highest on the team CANNOT be voted off that week.

Ooopsy.

At which pt, I guess the love birds take out PG.
Wouldn’t that be sublime to watch?

What was interesting to me was the immediate reaction by Peih-Gee and Jaime for the cause of Zhan Hu solidarity. Was there some conversation I missed with Frosti and Sherea pledging loyalty?

Yep. I wasn’t surprised James didn’t pick up on it, but I kept waiting for Jeff to say something more . . . I dunno, snarky.

I wouldn’t be surprised. James really doesn’t want to be around Peih-Gee, Jaime, and Erik at all. I’m wondering what he can do to disrupt them just for spite. Like Aangelica said, the funniest thing would be for the merge to happen next week. But then, as Eyebrows 0f Doom noted, the merge is no guarantee. Hell, Jeff even said that at the end of Tribal Council.

Of all the dumb moves I have seen on Survivor over the years, Peih-gee and Jaime’s little gigglefest was possibly the dumbest ever. It’s all based on a mighty risky assumption, that the merger will not only happen, but will happen at ten. And as we’ve seen, each season there are so many new twists and turns that making that kind of prediction is downright foolish, IMO.

Plus I hate their smirking, giggling faces. I cannot wait to see how James is going to make them miserable. Plus if karma has any sense of decency, it will bite those two in the butt so fast it’ll make their heads spin!

Plus how totally dumb was it of Zhan Hu to not even figure out that if they got to take two members from the other tribe, duh-hey, maybe the other tribe would get to do the same thing? I was truly stunned that it never even occurred to them. Do they give all Survivor wannabes an IQ test, and then pick half the finalists from the lowest scorers?

Watching James react with shocked indignation at Tribal Council was hilarious.

I think this twist has the potential to be one of the worst decisions this show has made. I wonder if they thought it through all the way. The potential for dumping being the “correct” strategy is just way too high when you get to pick strong members from the other team. They basically set up the four strongest players (at least as the other players perceived them) for immediate elimination.

The only way to redeem this is to either not have a traditional merge at 10 (which still sucks for Aaron, a legitimate threat to win it all, I though) or to have a reshuffle of some sort and soon. Even then I think it’ll leave a bad taste for the rest of the season. I just hate to see players put in a situation where they have absolutely no chance to save themselves (and did nothing to put themselves there). Can anyone think of anything Aaron could have done differently to avoid elimination?

Oh, I like StarvingButStrong’s idea of a challenge where James can earn some sort of individual immunity. If not, why even watch next week? To see if he pisses in PG’s rice?

You know what would be cool? If the reward challenge next week was a highlight reel of every reward ever in Survivor - Luxury hotel, a team of Chinese craftsmen building a new camp, pillows and blankets and bedding and hot showers, food out the wazoo including unlimited chocolates of your choosing, etc. The challenge? Choose one member of your team to perform as many consecutive 200 lb. bench presses as they can.

Then watch James throw the challenge.

I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he did.

This was the most frustrating episode of Survivor I’ve ever seen. I normally enjoy the tribe switches because they mix things up and keep the game interesting. However, I did not like this switch because it seemed set up to serve no purpose other than to let the tribes take the strongest members from the opposing tribe and then vote them out. And the fact that Peih-Gee and Jaime threw the challenge made it even more maddening. AND they were so smug about it! Personally I wish James had taken one of those puzzle discs and smacked the two of them upside the head with it.

I wouldn’t have minded James or Aaron being voted off if Zhan Hu had lost fair and square. But for it to happen that way… Augh!

I started off thinking Zhan Hu was a buncha idiots for thinking they’d get two new members without having to give anybody up. I ended up pretty much despising Peih-Gee and Jaime for throwing the challenge.

BTW, I think it is funny that the virgin is already pussy whipped.

He probably doesn’t want to hurt his chances of gettin’ some.