Things you shouldn't admit on the SDMB

  1. I don’t like nor have any interest in liking The Lord Of The Rings in book or in movie form.

I really don’t like cats much.

ha ha ha- there’s my brave, strong girl.

Me: Cats are cool. But The Princess Bride? Bor-ing. Bitchy, demanding Princess and a surplus of lame puns. That movie makes me drink.

I know perfectly well how both the Marianas Trench joke and the 1920’s Style Death Ray joke came to be but I don’t understand how they were ever considered funny. I have even used them myself and tried to spice them up but still nothing.

I have never read Terry Pratchett. I don’t particularly want to, either, he has too many books. I have read Good Omens though.

I’m fiscally conservative.

I’m not a racist, but

I think there should be some limits on the availability of abortion and I don’t think evolutionary theory explains the origin of life or the uniqueness of human consciousness.

I think Texas is a great place.

I like my cats declawed…

That’s not really a problem, since no one has ever claimed that it does.

WTF is Terry Pratchett?

… but not neutered

I wish we could add animated smilies to our posts…

I’ve never seen and I don’t know anything about Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I also hated Buffy the Vampire slayer.

I despise In-N’Out Burger.

I tip 5%.

I think that George W. Bush is a good president.

Just Kidding! :slight_smile:

I think the question of whether there is a deity is pretty uninteresting.

I like Der Trihs, Autolycus and VCO3, and I think this board would be less entertaining without their posts (and the replies that they generate.)