A long time ago, my BF and I went to a Jack in the Box drive-thru after midnight one night. This particular Jack was known as a gang hang-out, with gang members congregating openly in the parking lot, but it’s also right on the main strip and we figured we’d be safe enough just getting some food and driving away.
He had been drinking, so I was driving. I was a new driver and competent enough but inexperienced. We were in a Toyota van, stick shift, no power steering.
We got in line, cars in front of us, cars in back of us. And waited. And waited. And waited. The line just wasn’t moving, period. Maybe they were making burgers for their dead homies, I dunno. Finally we realized it was both pointless and increasingly dangerous to stick around.
So I start to try and maneuver the van back and forth until I can pull out of line. At NO POINT did I hit anyone’s car, my car, the building, a person, nothing. But my driving was erratic enough to get the people behind us riled up and honking, which set off everyone else, who I guess thought we were trying to start shit.
I get onto the street, at which point I realize the car behind us has also gotten out of line and is following us. The BF starts yelling, “drive, drive, drive!” and so I do as fast as I can, turning corners and whatnot. I forget what the other car was, but it was a hell of a lot faster than a Toyota van and we had no hope of outrunning them.
Then they pull up alongside us on the right (two lane road with a left turn lane at intersections) and things are clearly about to get shitty. The light at the intersection in front of us is a stale yellow, so I gun it to get them to cross through with me, but then make a left turn at the last possible second, they keep going straight, throwing them off long enough for us to disappear in the neighborhood streets.
And that’s how Jack in the Box gang members nearly killed me.