Ok, I understand why drive thru’s exist. Though I hate the way thru is spelled, it looks lazy, and that frankly is what it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I use drive thru’s all the time, I’m lazy. Bagh.
Let me count the ways…
1- mumble mumble mumble… if you have a low or soft voice, the drive thru is not for you. My drive thru is not crystal clear, and I imagine many others are not as well, you either need to speak up, or come inside.
2- I WANT A !!!- Look, you if you have a yelling kind of voice, please step away from my speaker, and yell it from the other side of the car.
3- If the passenger is ordering please refer to number one. I cannot HEAR YOU!
4- If you don’t know what you want, why did you just pull up to the speaker?? I’ll gladly give you time, but if there is three cars behind you, you’re pissing more than me off.
5- If you change your order, I have to go back and erase it line by line, item by item. I’m sorry you no longer want the 12 piece stuff your face meal… know what you want and order just that.
6- Are you smoking?!!?! I’m a smoker and I know that’s rude, hello?
7- Are you talking on your cell phone? Sorry if the gravy spills onto another piece of food, we wern’t paying attention either.
8- For the LAST TIME! We do NOT carry the honey boneless BBQ wings right now, when there is popcorn, there is no BBQ, it’s a summer thing, get over it!!! Be nice about it and I’ll tell you that if you get the crispy strips and get the BBQ dipping sauce, it’s the same thing! If not suffer. Matters not to me.
9- We also do not have cornbread, corn as a side, though it’s on the buffet, mean greens, and most of the sandwhiches. We’re not a corporate store, we do not have to carry them, don’t like it? Here’s a comment card, there’s none in the store to serve you, no, I’m not lying, Get the Hell out of my Drive thru!
10- Popcorn shrimp? Hello… This is not LJS, I always correct them on this, cause you never know, they might be confused, or STUPID! And no it’s not FUNNY.
11- They’re potato wedges, not Fries, and mojo’s. (WTF?)
A few other rants not drive thru.
-What part of Buffet is Dine In only, do you not understand?
-What part of sharing dinners means you will have to pay full price for the buffet do you not understand? I don’t care if it was one bite, you’ve been chewing that “bite” for the last 10 minutes.
-We have to charge for your water, I don’t care how stupid you think it is, it’s policy, don’t like it? Write to the company, nothing we little people can do about it.
-The same way with the prices, if you don’t want to pay that much WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU HERE??
Thanks so much, have a wonderful day, Visit us again.
(also posted in my LJ)