With OG as my witness, I do declare that if I do not get a Threadspotting for this one, or a personal compliment from Unca Cecil, then there is no justice in the Universe!
BEHOLD!
The “Spongebob Squarepants” Rectal Thermometer!
It plays music.
Guess when? 
Great, now Spongebob can literally be a pain in Squidward’s ass.
I kind of want one to stick in my brother’s luggage without his knowledge the next time he has to fly somewhere. Since this would be all sorts of wrong and my brother is 1500 miles away it won’t happen but I would LOVE to see the look on his face when he had to explain his yellow, singing rectal thermometer to airport security. 
Oh my!
What a nice occasion for a family get-together. Oh my, yes!
It’s just a digital thermometer. It can be used orally or under the arm, too. It is labeled (on the packaging) for rectal use, though. Why anyone would subject their children to that, with or without music, I can’t fathom.
Finally! I hate to say it, but my Spongebob Oral Thermometer has gotten sort of repetitive and unsatisfying, especially since the Proud Family Suppositories started showing up everywhere.
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Spongebob! He’s not just for your rectum anymore!
This had me giggling hysterically at work. Lucky me, my coworkers are accustomed to that. I made several read your post, Bosda, and they all got funny looks on their faces.