For years, celebrities have been competing to see which of them can give their offspring the silliest name. And now it’s time for us to declare a winner.
Due to the high number of worthy competitors, the first round will be a little unusual. There are thirty two divisions. People should vote for one name in each division that they feel is the silliest. The opening round voting will close Sunday evening at midnight. After that it’ll be head-to-head competition until we have a winner.
Division 1
Aanisah: Macy Gray
Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa
Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
Alfie: Gary Oldman and Lesley Manville
Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis
Division 2
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer
Amadeo: John Turturro and Katherine Borowitz
Amber Rose: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen
Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy)
Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan
Division 3
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Atlanta Knew: John Taylor and Amanda De Cadenet
Atticus: Isabella Hoffman and Daniel Baldwin
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Division 4
Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor
Beckett Cypheridge: Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher
Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Boston: Kurt Russell and Season Hubley
Brawley King: Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger
Division 5
BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson
Brody Jo: Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham
Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Division 6
Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson
Cashel Blake: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller
Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick
Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono
Chianna: Sonny and Mary Bono
Division 7
China: Grace Slick and Paul Kantner
Chinua: Michael Schenker
Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham
Cydney: Chevy Chase
Division 8
Cyrus Zachariah: Cybill Shepherd
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Delilah Belle: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna
Destry Allyn: Stephen Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl)
Dhani: George Harrison
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
Division 9
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
Dreena: Robert DeNiro
Dusti Raine: Robert Van Winkle
Dweezil: Frank Zappa
Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann
Division 10
Elijah Blue: Cher and Gregg Allman
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Emerson Rose: Teri Hatcher
Enzo: Patricia Arquette and Paul Rossi
Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker
Eulala Grace: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel
Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
Division 11
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Frances Bean: Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love
Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gaston: Jaclyn Smith
Division 12
George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name)
Gilliam Chynna: John and Michelle Phillips
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Gracie Fan: Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman
Greer: Kelsey Grammer and Barrie Buckner
Grier Hammond: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy
Gulliver Flynn: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Division 13
Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Hazel: Julia Roberts
Heaven: Lil’ Mo
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu: Heidi Klum and Seal
Homer James Jigme: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell
Division 14
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Hudson: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel
Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix
Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Isadora: Bjork and Matthew Barney
Division 15
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Jessica Starshine: Ozzy Osbourne
Jett: John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Julitta Dee: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel
Division 16
Justice: John Cougar Mellencamp and Vicky Granucci
Justice: Steven Seagal
Kaiis: Geena Davis
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle
Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah: Quincy Jones and Natassja Kinski
Kian: Geena Davis
Division 17
Kimber: Clint Eastwood and Roxanne Tunis
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke
Division 18
Liberty: Casey and Jean Kasem
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Lola: Chris Rock
Lola Daisy: Roger Taylor
London Emilio: Slash and Perla Hudson
Lourdes: Madonna and Carlos Leon
Division 19
Luca: Vincent D’Onofrio and Carin Van Der Donk
Luca Bella: Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli
Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Lyric: Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn
Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito
Division 20
Maesa: Bill Pullman
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt
Marquise: 50 Cent
Mason Olivia: Kelsey Grammer and Camille Donatucci
Mateo Braverly: Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto
Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette
Max Liron: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Division 21
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
Moses Amadeus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry
Nell Marmalade: Helen Baxendale and David Eliot
Division 22
Nico Blue: Shannon Hoon
Ocean: Forest Whitaker
Olive: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen
Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence
Paris Michael Katherine: Michael Jackson
Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Division 23
Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts
Phoenix Chi: Melanie Brown
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Piper Maru: Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz
Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Division 24
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre
Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry
Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez
Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost
Raine: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley
Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez
Division 25
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez
Rogue: Robert Rodriguez
Roman: Debra Messing
Romeo: David and Victoria Beckham
Ronan Cal: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller
Division 26
Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson
Ryder Lee: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack
Division 27
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow
Scout LaRue: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Division 28
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shepherd Kellen: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon
Sonora Rose: Alice Cooper
Sonnet: Forest Whitaker
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Division 29
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Spencer Karen: Kelsey Grammer and Doreen Alderman
Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe
Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Syre: Will Smith
Division 30
Tahmel: Macy Gray
Taj: Steven Tyler
Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Thyme: Isaiah Washington
Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor
Trey: Will Smith
Division 31
True: Forest Whitaker
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow)
Vance Alexander: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips
Willem Wolf: Billy Idol and Perri Lister
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli
Division 32
Wynter: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley
Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock
Zelda: Robin Williams
Zephyr: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
Zolten: Penn Jillette
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie