The Sweet Sixteen
The rules are the same. Pick the silliest name from each pair below. This round of voting will run through Wednesday and Thursday and will close at midnight.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
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Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
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Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
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Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
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Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (14-12)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
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Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (23-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
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Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
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Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Most of these were easy.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)vs
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
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Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
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Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
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Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (14-12)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
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Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (23-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
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Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1) (As someone noted in the last round, the fact that we don’t know who David “Puck” Rainey is counts against him as the game proceeds.)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4) (it’s the “fuck you” element that makes this a winner)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1) (and it took a crimefighter with moxie to knock out a member of the Geldof-Yates juggernaut)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (14-12)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
My picks are highlighted in Scarlet Strawberry.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
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Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4) (merely silly loses to glorification of drugs and Communism)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
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Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2) (at least the kid’s natural nickname will be “Cal”)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10) (the apostrophe and second capital can’t be denied)
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Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0) (at least “Reignbeau” sounds normal, if a bit hippie-dippie, when spoken)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2) (egocentric and with pretensions of royalty beats rhyming whimsy)
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Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (14-12)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (16-10)
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Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4) (bad pun beats out “most likely to become a juvenile delinquent if name equals destiny”)
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (23-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1) (Paula Yates Conference looking like an overrated mid-major, but…)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
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Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4) (… “Daisy” is at least a legitimate first name, while “Little” most assuredly is not)
Sternvogel - that was spooky. Exact same picks as me, exact same reasons.
Can’t help thinking the colour name should have been more on the lines of “Scahrlette StrawBerrie” in the true spirit of celeb baby naming. 