The rules are the same. Pick the silliest name from each pair below. This round of voting will run through Friday and Saturday and will close at midnight.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (15-9)
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Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (20-4)
God’Iss Love: Lil’ Mo (15-9)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (22-2)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
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Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (15-9)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (23-1)
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Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (20-4)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (15-9)
vs Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (20-4)
Scientology: It doesn’t just steal your money. It screws up your children’s names.
God’Iss Love: Lil’ Mo (15-9)
vs Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (22-2)
As bad as God’Iss Love is, you just have to hand it to Shannon (“Shannyn” is made up, too; her real name has no Y.) “Audio Science” is just impossible to top.
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
vs Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (15-9)
Boy, this was a hard one. “Jermajesty” is so awful in so many ways; extreme ego, royal insinuations, naming a daughter after a man, and just being absolutely ridiculous. But “Tu Morrow” has that element of deliberate cruelty that trumps it all.
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (23-1)
vs Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (20-4)
This one was nearly impossible to decide, but I think a key tiebreaker is what does it sound like without the middle name? Without the middle name. “Moxie” is a bad name but no worse than half the kids in my daughter’s day care class. “Little” is not a name at all.
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (20-4) For some reason, I feel like this would bother me maybe 50% less if they had spelled it “Inspector.” But that probably wouldn’t have been enough to make me not vote for it.
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (22-2)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (15-9)
vs Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (20-4)
I can’t believe this beat Kal-El, but in any case it’s worse than Fifi.
God’Iss Love: Lil’ Mo (15-9)
vs Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (22-2)
Audio is incredibly stupid, rather than simply misguided.
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
vs Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (15-9)
Very tough, but I agree with RickJay, deliberate cruelty trumps ego.
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (23-1)
vs Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (20-4)
A silly middle name isn’t enough, really. Although if Little grows up to be enormous it would be wonderfully ironic. (Hmmm, what if Moxie goes to prison?)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (15-9)
God’Iss Love: Lil’ Mo (15-9)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (23-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (20-4)
This one was hard, but at least Fifi and Trixibell are names. Poodle names, true, but names.
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (22-2)
“God’iss Love” is spelled stupidly, but “Goddess” is at least sort of a name. “Audio Science” is a college subject.
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (23-1)
I hate arrogant celebrity baby names even more than stupid ones.
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (23-1)
I predict this one is going to win all the marbles. Even more of a “what the hell were they thinking??” name than Pilot Inspektor (which I think is going to be the runner-up)