The Big Four
The rules are the same. Pick the silliest name from each pair below. This round of voting will run through Sunday and Monday and will close at midnight.
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
I must say, this is the tightest final 4 of any “madness” thread I’ve ever been a part of… I could see all four winning the whole shebang.
Joe
My plan was simple. I “seeded” the names based on how many votes they got in the opening elimination round. Then I plugged them into a real NCAA bracket. So the top vote getters did not compete against each other in the early rounds and knock each other out.
For anyone who wants to use it, here’s the bracket for a 32 part competition:
1 vs 31
15 vs 17
9 vs 23
7 vs 25
11 vs 21
5 vs 27
13 vs 19
3 vs 29
2 vs 32
16 vs 18
10 vs 24
8 vs 26
12 vs 22
6 vs 28
14 vs 20
4 vs 30
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Two tough ones.
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
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Wow. How to decide? The two most retarded names in the history of names.
I have to go back to the basic question; what does it sound like if you eliminate the middle name? “Pilot” is stupid, but it sounds like a nickname, at least. “Audio” is not a name, it’s an adjective.
AUDIO SCIENCE.
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Same as above; “Crimefighter” is idiotic, but it’s only the middle name. “Moxie” is bad but not nearly as terrible as Jermajesty.
JERMAJESTY
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
This is almost impossible! I’ve opened this thread several times today, looked at the names, shaken my head and clicked the back button.
::deep breath::
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (15-4)
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Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
This one, particularly, was tough. They are both equally dire, but Audio is marginally stupider than Pilot as a first name.
**Audio Science **
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
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Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (15-4)
Although Moxie Crimefighter is a tough one to beat, Moxie just about works as a first name. Jermajesty, though, manages to combine sheer ugliness with shameless vanity - and is therefore my pick.
Jermajesty
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
Wow. Tough one.
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (14-5)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (16-3)
So difficult! All of these four names makes me start wondering about brain damage on the part of the parents.