Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Round 1

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The regular season is over and here come the playoffs. Based on past voting, here are the top 32 silliest celebrity baby names.

Vote for whichever name in each pair that you think is the silliest. Voting will close at the end of Tuesday at midnight.

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
vs
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
vs
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
vs
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
vs
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
vs
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
vs
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
vs
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
vs
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
vs
BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
vs
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
vs
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
vs
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
vs
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
vs
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
vs
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
vs
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer

3

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer

4

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad

Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

5

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Wow… Reignbeau vs Diva Muffin was the tough call of the whole tournament.

Joe

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

7

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

8

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Makena’lei: Helen Hunt

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

9

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames <the first-last combination, in addition to the torturousness of the spelling, wins this matchup>

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
ETA: It seems unfair to me that Bob Geldof and Paula Yates have three winner on my list … effin’ ringers.

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Oh, BRAVO on this idea for a game.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
(this one was tough – Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is also silly, but Kyd is silly AND smug, which annoys me more)

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie
(This was also difficult. I don’t think Condola is that bad – unless there is something about it that I’m not getting – and Zowie is of course ridiculous but we are talking about David Bowie, and he did it before it was trendy to give your kid a goofball name)
Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Makena’lei: Helen Hunt

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer

14

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Makena’lei: Helen Hunt

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Notes on votes:

  1. Little Bogart lost my vote in large part because I’ve never heard of this David Puck Rainey person before, and if you’re not a big enough celebrity for most people to have heard of you, who cares if your kid has a stupid name?

  2. I’m surprised and disappointed Seven Sirius won’t make the next round, but a first round matchup against Pilot Inspektor is just not fair.

  3. I think it’s “Nicolas” Cage, not Nicholas.

  4. I’m torn as to whether a baby with many idiotic names, but a not so bad FIRST name, is really a bad name. For instance, Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q is a ridiculous name, but “Elijah” isn’t ridiculous on its own and nobody cares what your middle name is anyway, so I’m not even sure that should have made the playoffs. Against the transcendently awful “God’Iss,” I mean, that’s no contest.

  5. As hilariously stupid as Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter are, I’m starting to lead towards either David Duchovny and Teo Leoni’s “Kyd” and Rob Morrow’s “Tu” to maybe win it all. While many of these names are truly horrible, I think most are just the result of near-insane egos run wild. “Kyd” and “Tu,” however, really strike me as being genuinely cruel, names that were INTENDED as jokes. I can believe Penn Jillette named his kid Moxie Crimefighter because he’s an iconoclast (he’s said so,) that John Mellencamp named his child Speck Wildhorse because he’s an egomaniac, and that Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple because she’s just stupid. But “Kyd” and “Tu” are deliberate pranks, the sort of joke that would be mildly amusing if, say, you named your dog Dawg, but applied to a child are nasty and horrible.

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So sorry I missed round 1, but, here we go:

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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I love these tournament threads! My picks are highlighted in red.

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
vs
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
vs
Makena’lei: Helen Hunt

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
vs
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
vs
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo
vs
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
vs
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
vs
Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
vs
Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
vs
BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
vs
Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
vs
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
vs
Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
vs
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
vs
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
vs
Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
vs
Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer

Man, the Paula Yates Conference is the ACC of this field…

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad

Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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This is silly, but here goes:

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson

Zowie: David and Angela Bowie

Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson (nb: he wins hands down, no matter what - his rep for name picking is forever tarnished by “Blanket”)

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (what’d they do, have twins?)

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad
Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates