Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
That’s a dog’s name
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
No excuse for this
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Not too bad, but just spell it normally
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Seriously?
Odds-on to win the whole kit-n-kaboodle
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tough decision, but this is a bad pun up against simply a poor first/last combo.
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
The worst pun of all. An awful thing to do to a child.
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Moxie is a normal enough name. CrimeFighter as a middle name won’t be enough to go all the way, though.
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
“Little” makes no sense alone, and is even worse before “Pixie”
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
You need three words in the name to demonstrate what a tool you are?
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)
This was the hardest choice for me, but in the end I had to go with the one that makes me wonder if Nicholas Cage is living in his parents’ basement.
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Just N’O.
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Are you naming a child or a seminar at a technical college?
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
*I have a special hate on for names that are supposed to sound “royal.” I bet the Windsors are kicking themselves for not thinking of that one. *
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Pathetic.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (23-3)
Also difficult, but I decided at least Penn Jillette comes right out and says he does weird stuff.
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
I know Daisy is more of a normal name, but Daisy + BOO together is too twee to be tolerated.
I’m surprised that Pilot Inspektor is beating Kal-El so readily. I had figured this for the closest match-up in this round.
I’m also wondering if everyone appreciates the full silliness of God’Iss Love. It’s a double pun: Goddess Love and God Is Love. That at least shows that Lil Mo put some effort into giving her daughter a silly name. I regret finding out that her older daughter is named Heaven Love’on too late to include it in this game.
Seems like we’re reaching a consensus in this game very easily…
**Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)**
Note: Someone voted AGAINST Pilot Inspektor? We got Scientologists here?
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Note: It’s like the New England Patriots of bad baby names. Will it choke in the final?
**Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)**
Note: Wins over “Daisy Boo” largely because “Daisy” works as a name, sort of, but “Little,” not so much. It’s an adjective.
JOHNNY: The name’s Dangerously… Johnny Dangerously.
LIL: Did you know your last name’s an adverb?
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)
Did I make it in time?
If so:
Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)
I went to bed early last night. So I counted Shamozzle’s and RachelChristine’s votes when I got up this morning.
Here’s the thread for Round 3.