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Old 05-19-2008, 07:17 PM
MadTheSwine MadTheSwine is offline
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Jobs I have had

1980-82 Worked on a dairy farm,Johnson Dairy Farm

1982-86 Ran the snack counter at my High School,Big Rapids High School

1982-86(except summer) Kitchen Help at a camp for kids,Spring Hill Camps.

1982(summer) Maintenance Worker at a camp for kids,SHC

1983(summer) Archery Instructor at a camp for kids,SHC

1984(summer) Soccer Instructor at a camp for kids,SHC

1985(summer) Riflery Instuctor at a camp for kids,SHC

1985-86 Volleyball Ref(City League) Soccer Ref(Kids),City of Evart

1986-Video Arcade Attendant,Bally's Alladin Castle

1987-Music Store Clerk and Fast Food Worker,Belive in Music and Burger King

1987-1990-Pool Hall Attendant,Fireball Arcade
The 1st year of this job was concurrent with the two above. Thursday and Friday, for about two months,I worked Bk from 6am to 2pm,went straight to the record store a block away and worked til 7pm,punched in at the Pool Hall at 8pm and worked til closing, usually around 2am.

1988-1990 Salesman,Midwest Publishing Inc.

1990-91 Driver,London Fabrics

1991-2000 Salesman,Midwest Publishing Inc.

2000-2004 Owned and operated Pool Hall I previously worked at.(Changed name to Rack 'Em Billiards)

2004-05 Valet,Avi Casino

2005-Valet,River Palms Casino

2005-Driver,Aaron's Rent to Own

2005-06 Bartender, Golden Nugget Casino

2007-Present- Property Manager,Wind Power Services

2007-Present- Leek Digger/washer,Pine Bough Cutter,Found in the Woods(Seasonal)

2008-Present- Outdoor Cook,SHC

I hope I settle down soon.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:48 PM
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I'm just too lazy to provide all the dates. I started my first job in 1982
  • Garden Nursery
  • Deli clerk
  • Ran a Country Club Snack Bar
  • Clerk at a different deli
  • Art School gopher/lackey
  • Yet another Deli
  • Custom picture framing - which ended up being my career, more on that later
  • Mother's Helper
  • Worked at Hardee's for exactly TWO days
  • Caterer
  • Security Guard
  • Library Desk Help (not skilled enough to call myself a librarian)
  • Dorm RA
  • Office Temp
  • Customer Service rep in a wholesale company.
  • More custom framing - Since 1983 I have worked for eleven different frame companies at 16 different locations in 4 different states.
  • Most recently I am a small business owner - still framing but it's a very different job now.

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Old 05-19-2008, 07:50 PM
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How do y'all remember all that? :P

I started working in 1974. Unless you count baby-sitting, which I probably started a couple years before that.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:56 PM
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Hmmm. I wonder if I can remember everything.

CNA in a nursing home during college.
Arby's.
Teacher's aid in a summer program.
Special ed teacher, LD, MiMH, SEH, grades K-12 in Hell, 1 year.
Special ed teacher, SEH, grades 5-12, 1 year.
Special ed teacher, LD, MiMH, SEH, grades 6-12, 8 years.
Freelance proofreader.
Soap maker.
Candle AND soap maker.
Catering kitchen.
Newspaper carrier.
Nurse tech in Surgery. (Not nearly as glamorous as it sounds, and requiring not nearly as much talent as one might expect.)
Catering kitchen, again.
Caregiver for elderly.

I'm still doing the last 4 jobs.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:58 PM
Leiko Leiko is online now
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My list is incredibly short.

June 2004- June 2006: Technical crew/lighting designer/stage manager (depending on event) for theatre rentals at my high school.
Summer 2006, 2007, 2008: Set-up/tear-down, focusing the projector for movies, and "crowd control" (give everyone bottled water! Tell kids to get off the fake rocks!) for Parks and Rec summer entertainment events; in 2007 and 2008, also sound board operator. Occasionally includes fun tasks like face painting and playing Sharks and Minnows.
Autumn 2006 through early May 2008 (except summers and winter breaks): Various food service tasks at my college's food court- everything from cashier to dishroom to sandwich making.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:05 PM
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- Checkout chick (high school job/Uni)
- Dr's receptionist (high school job/Uni)
- Checkout Chick (high school job/Uni)
- Factory worker (put plastic tags on clothes with a needle gun) (high school job/Uni)
- Admin Assistant - around 1992ish
- Marketing Coordinator
- Marketing Assistant
- Marketing Executive
- Assistant Editor
- Researcher
- Website Developer
- PR Person
- Website Producer
- Website Producer
- Online Editor
- Marketing Solutions Specialist
- Creative Services Manager
- Interactive Studio Manager
- Senior Interactive Producer (now)
- Author (now)

All in all, that's around 18 years in the workforce from my first part-time job in 1990ish)
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:17 PM
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High School:
- Movie theater (concessions, box office cashier, usher)
- Theme Park (guest control cast member)

College:
- Dorm Cafeteria (dish washer)
- Media Library (clerk)
- Student Store (stock boy)
- CD/Record/Video shop (clerk, supervisor, buyer)

Post-College:
- Entertainment Retailer (import/export buyer)
- Dot.com company (systems engineer)
- Publishing Company (writer/editor/trainer) [current job]
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:26 PM
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Let's see what I can remember:

College:
Drove the recycling truck
Retail sales for Campmor
Canvassing for VPIRG
Intern for an engineering firm

Post-college
Generica for EPA contractor (legal malarkey)
Office temp
Hotel clerk
Bookstore clerk
Administrator for small nonprofit
Current - GIS Dept for small county

It all seems so random now.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:29 PM
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  • Clerk in my father's store
  • Medical assistant (drew blood & did EKGs)
  • OTB Betting parlor assistant manager
  • TV technician
  • TV call-in show host
  • Radio advertising sales
  • Assistant manager of a Spencer's Gifts
  • Editor of a human services directory.
  • Worker at an information and referral service
  • Assistant editor of an energy newsletter
  • Assistant at a volunteer center.
  • Software technical writer
  • Freelance technical writer
  • Tech writer at GE
  • Administrative assistant for the managers of a dam building project in Egypt
  • Technical writer (again)
  • Computer graphics specialist
  • Technical writer (again)
  • Teacher of college continuing ed courses
  • Desktop publisher for an investment firm.
  • Supervisory stock analyst
  • Once more, a technical writer.
  • User services specialist

And, of course, science fiction writer.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:40 PM
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Salesperson at Hickory Farms
Clerical worker (?!?) at the state gov. agency where my dad worked (summer)
Clerical worker at the Department of Motor Vehicles (summer)
Summer conference worker at the university I was attending
Box office manager (undergrad/grad assistantship)
Assistant stage manager at Unto These Hills, an outdoor drama in NC (two summers)
Some nebulous title with a state arts agency. I eventually became assistant director.
Alumni volunteer coordinator then admissions counselor then alumni mag editor for a small college
Freelance writer
Account exec for a marketing/communications/ad agency
PR person for part of state university (now)
Jewelry artist (can't give up my day job yet)
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:27 PM
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Bicycle delivery boy before I was legally of age to have a job
Dish washer/Busboy
Waiter
Food delivery
Waiter again
Bartender
Dining Room Manager
Special Events Manager
Special Events Sales
Waiter again
Bartender again
Assistant Food & Beverage Manager
Doorman/Bellman
Assistant Food & Beverage Manager again
Concierge
Assistant Food & Beverage Manager again
Bartender again PT
Chef Concierge

The most of jobs were at two companies that I was employed for ten years (or more) and held several different positions.
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:40 PM
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High School:
Lawnmower
Construction laborer (hooray for having 14 year olds (me and my cousin) work hard labor under the table for less than minimum wage for our uncle.)
Hardware store clerk/stocker

College:
Construction laborer again. (at least by this point it was legal and for $10/hour.)
Asbestos air monitor
Work-study for admissions office
Wal-Mart associate (for about a month.)
Lab assistant

After college:
Construction yet AGAIN (basically, it was guaranteed work for whenever I wanted, so I just used it in-between semesters and before I got a "real" job.)
Biomedical technician
Factory line worker at a lip balm company (I eventually got "promoted" to implementing a new inventory system...which meant I went around to every "bin" in three warehouses and took stock of what was there, compared it to the old inventory software, and updated it and put it in the new inventory software.)
Line cook
Server

Good thing I spent all that time and money on a degree...comes in really handy when I have to bring people a Coke refill...

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Old 05-19-2008, 11:54 PM
Procrustus Procrustus is offline
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Cleaning fish--"slime line" Ketchikan (note to self: Go to College)
Lumber Yard grunt
State Law Library intern
intern at law firm
counselor at residential treatment center for maladjusted teenagers
counselor at residential treatment center for emotional disturbed children
intern at law firm
variety of law related jobs in law school, some pretty interesting
Intern for Senator Ted Kennedy (remember him?)
Public Defender Anchorage
Public Defender Seattle
Private law firm
hemp importer, manufacturer, wholesaler, and retailer
another private law firm
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Old 05-20-2008, 12:26 AM
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Newspaper boy
Supermarket checkout clerk
Doorman on Park Avenue, NYC
Elevator operator, NYC
Field assistant, California and Trinidad (hummingbird wrangler)
Deliveryman
Teaching assistant
Botanical artist, Panama and Madagascar
Mover
Data entry clerk
Day laborer
Quality control inspector in a computer factory
Environmental technician, Wyoming and Montana
Wildlife Service Officer, New Zealand
Tour guide
Exhibition assistant
Free-lance exhibition consultant, Washington DC
Liaison Officer
Tropical Forest Research Program Director
Biodiversity Survey Team Leader, Panama, Peru, and Gabon
Science Writer
Ornithologist
Curator of Exhibitions
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Old 05-20-2008, 12:34 AM
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I haven't had many really:

Supermarket shelf stacker
Maths tutor
Singer
Actuary
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:46 AM
Kythereia Kythereia is offline
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Pre-2002: Babysitting jobs, mostly.
2002, for a couple of months: Music store employee.
2003 (I think) in the summer: Daycare assistant.
Summer of 2004 - summer of 2005: grocery store worker.
Summer of 2005 - summer of 2006: convenience store worker.
2006 to 2007: video store employee.
2007 to the present: movie theatre drone.

Also cat caretaker, plant waterer, mail gatherer, errand runner, volunteer editor, Sunday School assistant, and Supreme Grand Empress of the Universe, in no particular order.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:21 AM
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Wow, you guys have had a lot of jobs...I only have a handful, and I'm pushing 30...

- Stock/cashier at a grocery store
- Catering/restaurant kitchen worker
- Movie theater grunt
- Webmaster for college newspaper & magazine
- Paid internship at cleveland.com
- Web designer for my own business

So far I'm most intrigued by RealityChuck's "TV call-in show host" and gwendee's "custom farmer" which I misread
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:58 AM
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Here is my sordid tale:

warehouse volunteer for a food bank type operation
dishwasher at a shitty food court restaurant (I was happy when they went out of business after they laid me off)
night janitor and occasional busboy at another restaurant
inventory counter at a fabric store
McDonald's (note to self: go back to school, this sucks)
sales guy at the Used Computer Store in Berkeley (don't shop there, they're assholes)
Domino's Pizza cook
book packer at a distribution warehouse
video game tester
video game tech support at a couple different places
data archivist (AKA tape monkey)
tech support for a GPS company
IT field technician
assembly technician/production manual writer for an A/V manufacturer
video game tester again
game designer (w00+!)... for about 6 months (+eh 5ux) until they axed my whole department
amateur web designer/game demo maker/layabout/hater of Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer-Incentives
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:04 AM
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Oh, I left out student producer on my college art journal, which was in between shifts at Domino's.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:18 AM
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Mid-late July, 1996 -- video delivery boy
2003-present -- "semi-professional" poker player

Please, hold your applause. Great though my contributions to society have been, I must admit I was in it for the money.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:48 PM
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Hamsters ate my last try at this... lemme try again.

Aside to the OP-- my mom was a Bally's Aladdin's Castle/Bally's Great Escape employee from 1984 to 1990 or so. I was often pressed into service, cleaning Skee-Ball machines. Good times!

These are paid positions, as opposed to "mom's making me do this" positions.

1986-1992 Garbage man for a local garbage company (all under the table, and most at an illegal age, so I won't mention names)
1988-1992 Dishwasher for a local pizza parlor (again, under the table and mostly underage, so no name mentions)
1989-1990 Retail worker, Mr. Bulky's candy store
1990 Database creator/maintainer for now-defunct local comic book shop
1990-1993 Cook/crew leader, Hardee's
1993-present Pharmacy stockman for a Really-Big-and-Omnipresent retailer
1994-1999 "Wares Guy" for a Goodwill Store
2005-present Supplemental Instructor/Supplemental Learning Assistant for a university 100-level logic class
2008-present Supplemental Instructor for a university symbolic logic class
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:01 PM
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Raspberry picker.
Amusement park attendant.
Convenience store clerk.
Set designer. (4 different theatres over 4 years.)
Scenic Artist. (again, the same job at various places)
Sculptor for Muppets.
Furniture store gallery decorator.
Teacher of scenic art.
Museum exhibit builder.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:05 PM
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High School:
  • Jane-of-all-trades/household helper (for local career-lady who was too busy to do her own stuff)
  • Various babysitting and petsitting gigs around the 'hood
  • Baskin-Robbins flunkie

University:
  • Salesperson for La Senza Girl
  • Ride attendant for an amusement park (mostly kiddie bumper boats, whee)
  • Salesperson for Baby Gap

After Uni:
  • Manager for Gap/GapKids/BabyGap
  • Data entry for WhitePages
  • Call centre slave
  • Project flunkie (which is a strangely all-encompassing kind of job that defeats attempts to explain)

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Old 05-20-2008, 02:09 PM
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In order, but no dates, covering 32 years:

Paperboy
Gofer in a Mom'n'Pop jewlwry store
Stocker in a department store
Kitchen help in college dorm
Book store gofer in college
Grunt in a Hardee's
Civil Service electrical engineer
Electrical engineer for Big Three auto company
Civil Service electrical engineer; 2nd job as as instructor in trade school
Defense contractor software engineer
(6 months unemployed)
Civil Service electrical engineer (NASA)
Defense contractor software engineer
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:27 PM
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I started working when I was 15.

First Job - Sales advisor in a clothes shop (Oct 2001 - October 2005)

Second Job - Worked in ASDA (REALLY REALLY hated that job!- October 2005 - April 2006)

Third and current job - Car Rental Operator April 2006 - Present. This job was only intended to be a taste of management as a placement for my degree. Needless to say the prospect of leaving the craphole of Asda led me away!

Some of you folks have had some really cool jobs!
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:38 PM
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Let's see, from start to current, something like:
  • swallow shooter
  • bean rider (same summer)
  • grocery sacker
  • movie theater ticket taker
  • movie theater concessions
  • movie theater box office
  • summer university lab assistant
  • undergraduate assistant at LANL
  • part-time Macintosh repair tech
  • full-time general computer/network repair tech
  • self-employed attorney
  • assistant county attorney
I'm sure I'm overlooking a couple. I've occasionally done some freelance computer repairs for cash. And I've done some odd stuff unpaid, like volleyball line judge and running the chains for high school football. But that's the meat up there.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:49 PM
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Since 1988, this is my resume, in a nutshell...
  • Burger King. Worked there for an embarrassingly too long of time, left when I was an assistant manager.
  • Construction general laborer- Job I took out of desperation to get out of previous job. I worked there for two days.
  • Office Max, electronics sales associate, three years.
  • Tech support stint that lasted about two months before returning to...
  • Office Max, where I worked for another two years as supervisor for the electronics department.
  • Printer testing technician for HP (contract employee). Worked there for four years before I was laid off.
  • Same as above, but worked for a different contractor. I was fired after seven months due to some asshole who had it in for me and got me fired over a misunderstanding that I could not successfully dispute.
  • Call center, booking travel for cardholders redeeming points. Been here for over two years now.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:18 PM
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Babysitter
Office temp
Bagel bakery worker
Coffee shop manager
Tutor at an EXTREMELY screwed up summer camp / cram school
Temp for a legal document processing center
Toy store clerk
Graduate teaching fellow
Office temp (again)
Tutor for a university summer program
Substitute teacher
AP exam grader
Freelance writer (sort of, made a whopping $1,600 that way. 1,700 if you count payment in STA Travel vouchers)
Visiting assistant professor
Adjunct instructor

I guess I've had a more interesting working life than I thought. (My next job will be tenure-track assistant professor, and will, I hope, be the last for quite some time.)
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:03 PM
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Cashier at a small boutique. Hated it. Worked there for about a year.
Miscellaneous work for a wholesale rep, mostly packing boxes for the webstores and scanning catalogues. I think I was there almost a year.
Temp work, mostly data entry
Graphic Design for where I am now. I was there about two months.
Temp work (a few weeks)
Data entry for medical billing
Graphic work for a custom book-binding place (that sucked and the bosses sucked. Don't get me started). I was there three weeks. I repeat, don't get me started. It was stupid enough that it doesn't go on my resume. Well, that and it was so astoundingly short.
Graphic design. I'm going on my third year.

I may have forgotten a few or gotten stuff out of order.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:07 PM
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Data entry at my dad's company
Real estate secretary
Campus job as music professor's assistant
Suncoast retail worker
Graduate assistant in a business library
Art librarian, all by myself
Public library substitute
Public librarian
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:14 PM
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I'm not sure I'll remember them all, but skipping the short-term temp jobs:

Department store assistant bookkeeper
Law office receptionist
Food server - Howard Johnsons
Food server - The Jolly Roger (back when they had the little wench outfits)
Airline accountant
Food Server - Baker's Square
Office Manager - Auto Diagnostic machine sales
Accountant - insurance company
Accountant - film production office
Accountant - property management company
Contract accountant - utility company
Office manager/bookkeeper - theater company
Accountant - major retail company
Accountant - another major retailer
Accountant - large theater auditorium (B-way, symphony, concerts)
Accountant - food retailer
Accountant - waste management service aka"the dump"
Accountant - office furniture & supply company
Business & Finance Director - non-profit history museum

Looks pretty boring, all in all. Too damn corporate.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:22 PM
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1993-1994 (summers): Electrician's assistant
1995-1998 (summers): Ride operator at a kiddie amusement park
1995-1999 (school year): Various food service, mostly short-order cook
1999-present: Teaching/TAing and research (varies semester to semester)

Plus a smattering of babysitting and the like before 1993, of course.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:27 PM
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In order but I am to tired to think of the exact dates.

LabelCraft
Dairy Queen
Phil's Deli
Clark Gas Station
Chaloupka's Deli
Massara's Supermarket - Deli
Johns Deli
GCC / Mede America / Healtheon / Healtheon WebMD / WebMD / Emdeon

The last was all the same place starting from 1992 to present.

I bet you thought I would end up working at a deli. I actually did not mind the work and I learned a lot. I still can make a kick ass party tray to this day.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:38 PM
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What a great thread. A chance for the young to see that we mature people didn't always make the big bucks.
- Babysitter
- Temp office worker
- ID card checker at door
- Receptionist
- Toy department cashier, department store, Christmastime
- Ride operator at amusement park (included cleaning up vomit)
- Teacher's assistant at elementary school
- Day camp counselor
- Pseudo phone operator
- Animal shelter volunteer (included cleaning up animal feces)
- Driver, dispatcher, shipper, general factotum (included cleaning up human feces)
- Waitron
- Soldier
- Pizza delivery driver
- And at last, I reached my real job, sitting at a computer, making real money.
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:42 PM
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'89 - Burger Builder at Burger King.

'91 - Retail - Housewares / Kmart

'92 - Shipping & Receiving/Refurbishment, moved on to Graphic Design - at a small Trade Show Display business

'94 - Scanning / Retouching / Film Output / Minor Graphic Design at a small Pre-Press House.

'97 - Graphic Design (Art Director) At a small Design Studio

'01 - Graphic Design/Animation (Creative Director) in an internal creative department at a large corporation.

'07 - Self Employed CG Artist / Animator (and loving it).

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Old 05-20-2008, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Max Torque
Let's see, from start to current, something like:
  • swallow shooter
  • bean rider (same summer)
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:36 PM
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If I count all of them, I've had over 100 jobs, but I never have only one job at once.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:14 PM
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Lessee....

Summer 1989: Bus boy/ Janitor at a Chili's Restaurant on Bissonnet @ 59 in Houston (not there any more)

Summer 1991: Flower delivery boy. Rather surreal- we had a middle-aged white trash driver, a lesbian small-time pro wrestler, a gay rodeo cowboy, a 400 lb Mexican guy, and his 110 lb younger brother, a rather hot lipstick lesbian, and me, a 18 year old recent high school graduate. Fun job though.

Summers 1992-1994: Engineering intern / part time surveyor.

School year 1992-1995: Resident Advisor

School year 1995-1996, Fall 1996, summer 1996: Computer phone-in help desk worker for University

1997-1999: General IT flunky/programmer

1999-2002: Programmer/analyst

2002-2004: Teaching/Research Assistant (graduate school)

Summer 2004: Sporting goods sales drone (worked gun counter & bike area)

Fall 2004: Business Analyst

Spring 2005: Professional sloth (i.e. couldn't find a job)

Spring 2005 - April 08: Computer Forensics guy

April 08 - present: Professional sloth (keep your fingers crossed that it's only a month worth!)
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:27 PM
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Still in college, so no "real" job yet

Imo's Pizza - made everything but the pizzas in high school, made pizzas while I worked there randomly during college, worked 3 years steady in high school and on breaks during college
dorm dining hall - everything from serving slop, baking cookies, dishroom, mopping, only one semester here, horrible job
Circuit City - sold cameras mainly, and computers during Vista rush, junior year of college, horrible job, best pay I've made so far though
current college library - periodicals desk, pretty much do nothing, occasionally help people locate journals or work mircoform machines, put new journals away, easy job but shit pay, here for going on a year, likely will quit in fall, need more money
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:22 AM
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  • political party intern
  • data entry clerk/researcher for newspaper
  • theatrical carpenter
  • video store clerk
  • auto store cashier
  • chain restaurant hostess
  • hotel desk clerk
  • researcher.editor for a crazy man
  • photographer's assistant
  • secret hotel camera spy
  • office assistant at internet startup
  • high school teacher in Africa
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:29 AM
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- Harrods (temp for sales week)
- Local authority data entry clerk
- Computer programmer / lecturer
- Administator National Chess Federation
- Chess, roleplaying + computer games teacher
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:26 AM
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In no particular order:
Restaurant bus boy
Disc jockey
Newspaper reporter
Radio news director
TV news reporter
Booth announcer
"Adult" book store clerk
Soldier
Gandy dancer
Call center phone agent & supervisor
Construction laborer
Security guard
Mobile home salesman
Pizza deliveryman
College instructor
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:50 AM
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This is a great brain exerciser.

Highschool:
Dunkin Donuts Donut finisher.
Pizza Cashier
Supermarket cashier

College:
Health and beauty aid cashier/asst manager
Medical Receptionist

Post College:

Office Manager for small company 2 years
Business Director for med sized company 5 years
Executive Director med sized company 12 years
Author

I tend to stay put rather than job hop. I admire all the different experiences other posters have had.
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: was Montreal, now MD
Posts: 6,668
long ago : Babysitting
1995-1997 : Selling school-logo products at the school store in high school
1995 - 1997 : Concession stand at school dances
1998-99-2000 : Receptionist/clerk at City Hall (summer replacement, did 3 summers)
1999-2000 : Telephone Sales Rep (yes, it's telemarketing)
2001 : Candy store employee
2001-2002 : Bath and Body products store employee
2002-2005 : Tech for a pharma company that does clinical trials
2006 : Medical technologist, blood bank
2007-present : Medical technologist, evening shift generalist

(I'm guessing at some of the years, there was a decent amount of overlap for some jobs, as I was working a few places at once)
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ZipperJJ
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Originally Posted by Max Torque
Let's see, from start to current, something like:
  • swallow shooter
  • bean rider (same summer)
heh. It's a farm thing. The swallow shooting was shooting barn swallows with a .22 (a rusty old bolt-action thing, I'm lucky it didn't blow up on me; actually had to pry the spent shells out with a pocketknife) so they wouldn't crap on all the expensive farming equipment. And bean riding is something I'm pretty sure is still done: you get a tractor and outfit the front with a special rig consisting of, one, a big tank of Round-Up weed killer, and two, a long horizontal arm with four seats and a spray gun for each seat. You get four people (usually kids) to sit on the seats, and drive up and down the rows of beans. When the kids see a weed, they blast it. I got four bucks an hour for that one, which is good money when you're 12.

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Old 05-21-2008, 10:15 AM
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Well in reverse order...

2008 - present: Current job at a technology startup
2002-2008: Microsoft UK
mid 2000-2002: Technology startup which didn't do so well...
1998-mid 2000: Microsoft US in Redmond as a test engineer
1996-1998: Support call center.
1996: Spent six months in Portland, OR, working various jobs as I just moved there. I was a lifeguard, worked part time in a restaurant, and worked (for about 2 weeks) in a stockbroker's office as a phone drone cold-calling customers
1994-1996: Going to college in Montana, so worked as a lifeguard, auto mechanic, light construction, tutor in math and science, surgical tech in the hospital, and also was in the Montana Air National Guard during all of this. Dropping out of college meant I was actually working less than whilst going to school.
1991-1994: US Air Force, aircraft armament systems technician
High School (1987-1991): Worked in a pizza joint, had a paper route, washed dishes at a restaurant, worked for 2 summers at a local ranch shoveling sheep shit, and summer after I graduated worked for my grandparents landscaping their newly built house.
Pre-high school (1980-1987): Mowed lawns, babysitting, shoveling snow in the winter.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:22 AM
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Damn, let's see if I can remember. Roughly in order from when I was 8 in '69.

The first money I made was shoveling snow. Didn't pay FICA, though.
Mowing lawns. Dito.
Babysitting when my sister couldn't. Likewise.
paper route. still no SS deductions
Worked at a popcorn stand when I was in 8th grade. More of the same!
janitor at a jr. high. First time to pay into "The System"
watered people's lawns
dishwasher
janitor again
delivery for a blue-print company (Do people in the CAD world know what this is?)
assembly line worker -- absolutely mind-numbing work. never again!
Mormon missionary (not paid)
janitor
store clerk in a basket shop in a mall. Cute customers.
night security on campus
professional magician
translation manager
import manager
sales manager
marketing manager
sales and marketing manager
just a marketing manager
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:10 AM
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Location: Texas
Posts: 12,604
Pizza delivery driver
Telephone opinion survey taker
Musician
Barback
Body Piercer
Sound engineer
Constitutional Law tutor/Research assistant
Law Clerk to U.S. District Judge
Attorney at Law
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
High school:
Cemetary mower
Residential lawn mower
Plastics factory drone
Construction laborer
laborer for a house mover
XC ski shop attendant
Farm hand
Dishwasher

Between high school + college:
US Army Stinger missile gunner/teamchief
Bum

Tech school:
Plastics factory drone (for 2 days)
You know the little basket of fake grass with smelly soap cameos/sea shells? I assembled and shrink-wrapped them.
laborer for a house mover
Little Ceasers pizza drone
Big white party tent erector

College:
Lab assistant
Retail store warehouse worker

After college:
Microbiology QC technician for a pharmaceutical company
Lab technician for an academic institution
Side business as a micropipette calibrator

I'm sure I've forgotten several.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:22 AM
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High School:

Camp counselor - pack of 14 5-year-olds and only three of us. Oh, and since I was underage I was paid the equivalent of $1.50/hr. Hated that job.

Ice Cream Cake Decorator - Had a lot of fun for a while, good high school job. Free ice cream rocked!

College:

'Associate' - Bath and Body works sales. Bad work environment and they tried to make me work while I was scheduled for finals.

Assistant - Asian antique store. Couldn't look customers in the face, and he had makeup in the back room if one of us forgot to wear some. Spent three weeks listening to the same opera CD and addressing envelopes. Oh, and he hated letting us get lunch; he would nap in his office and ignore us instead of letting us eat. The fridge had food so old the mold connected boxes to each other. His wares were gorgeous though!

Data Entry - Billed as an internship with occasional overtime, but just data entry around 60-70 hours a week. Paid really well, if I hadn't been heavily misled as to the position I probably would've enjoyed making all the money.

Library Assistant - Current job. Law library at a law school, really easy work. Check in/out material, open and close library, shift/shelve books. I can study while on the desk, and the hours are very flexible to work around my school schedule.
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