Okay, I jacked this idea from the Something Awful forums. But I think it’s good for some Friday laughs. I find the plethora of “blingee’d” pictures and avatars out there to be highly annoying, and this is a worthy parody of them. Warning: The images contained with in could be NWS, especially if you work in a monastery, so view at your own discretion.
Some pictures are unremarkable and even sad. This is a good excuse to bling 'em! It’s easy:
Step 1: Go to http://blingee.com
Step 2: Upload a photo that you would not normally see bling on
Step 3: Add bling
Step 4: Profit!
For example, you know that photo of Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald? That’s not a happy picture. You know, this picture:
But wait! Let’s bling it!
That’s much better!
Here’s a couple other examples:
Let’s see what you can do!
For the weak-stomached clicking on AFG’s second link, beware: it’s kind of gross. Not bloody gore gross, but queasy gross.
I can’t even tell what it is, behind all that bling.
It’s a guy puking forcefully in the general direction of another guy. Looks like they’re dancing at a club and it caused upset to a drunk tummy.
What squicked me out was the vomit shooting out of the dude’s nose.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s very funny, but also kind of “not safe for breakfast”. Heh.
I meant no offense, AFG. 
Oh… that second link. The fifth one.
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Oh… that second link. The fifth one.
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Um, yeah. You know, what I meant, not what I said !!1!!
Second of the two bling-i-fied photos, I should have said. sigh
It kind of threw me and (for some reason) I thought you must be referring to the other one - which I just can’t quite work out what it is. I hadn’t got as far as looking at the upchuck pic, until just now. Yeah. um… Not pleasant.
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What squicked me out was the vomit shooting out of the dude’s nose.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s very funny, but also kind of “not safe for breakfast”. Heh.
I meant no offense, AFG. 
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No problem, it is gross, which is why I put the warning in my first post. But I guess some people’s gross-o-meters may be more finely tuned than others. I’ll be more specific next time. 
Something tells me not to trust one of these guys…
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I know I’ll land in the Pit for this.
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Yeah, the pit of awesomeness. Lol “Emo”.
