Party Quirks II: Electric Boogaloo

Okay – I’m about to start PMing folks their quirks – but wanted to get the OP set first, with rules and suchlike. Note that though post is based on the one linked to in the sign-up thread, I’ve made a couple of changes, so read it again.

The rules are simple: guests must post in the voice of their quirks; hosts try to figure out what the quirks are.

There are two teams playing – the guests and the hosts. If the hosts successfully guess all the guests within the allotted time (before 7PM EDT on Sunday, July 20th), they win; if the guests succeed in stumping them, with even one guest unguessed, they win.

Guests can talk about whatever they want to, as long as they remain true to their quirks. They can talk to each other; they can talk to the hosts; they can deliver soliloquies.

Each host gets one official guess (made in bold print and labeled “official guess”) per guest, but they are allowed – nay, encouraged – to discuss the guests amongst themselves before guessing. They may ask as many questions as they want – either specific questions of specific guests (useful when you’re trying to confirm a hunch), or a general topic that everyone can have a go at (useful for getting guests to post enough that you can start looking for patterns).

Any discussion about the game – including guesses you might want to make about a fellow guest’s quirk – should take place in the separate discussion thread, which hosts are forbidden to read. Guests, if you participate in that thread, make sure that you begin *each and every post * in it with at least 10 lines of nonsense or extraneous returns – hosts will be doing “all posts by” searches on you and any text above that will be visible in the search results.

If you need help figuring out ways to implement your quirk beyond any suggestions I may have made in my PM to you, you can also use that thread to ask me additional questions or to brainstorm with your fellow guests about ways to proceed.

For easy reference, here’s an overview of who’s what:
HOSTS:
DaphneBlack
Oredigger77
Santo Rugger

GUESTS:
Antinor01
Autolycus
brujaja
Dolores Reborn
Drain Bead
Eureka
Inner Stickler
Justin Credible
Kat
Left Hand of Dorkness
MadTheSwine
Omi no Kami
OtakuLoki
Revenant Threshold
Rysto
tdn

You may begin posting as soon as you have your quirk – as I said, I’ll start PMing now.

Have fun!

Okay, folks, I think I’ve PMed everyone – let’s get this party started! Until the hosts get here, let me ask – does anyone want something to eat?

Hi! Great to be here. Where’s the beer? Do you have hot dogs?

Have some popcorn.

See, I question your idea that it’s “great” to be here. Do you have any studies that show a majority of average people think this is great? Anecdote isn’t data.

Oh, and hi.

You know, there’s been lots and lots of “Party Quirks” threads, which means that this one is in no way “Party Quirks II”. I’m a bit disappointed in your lack of accuracy. :frowning:

I heard someone was barbecuing? What have we got? Steak? Pork chops? Lamb chops? Burgers?

Hi! Any democrats around?

A party! Fine idea, that.

If you’re serving refreshments, I’d love a taco. Or some chips. Or a soda. Or some combination of all three.

You know, I heard Obama really likes parties. I wish he’d invite me to one!

Man, I’ll bet his parties have the best appetizers. Avocado dip, salsa, some really good corn chips… stick them all in a blender and you’re good to go.

So, is this party a catered affair? Because I totally forgot to bring something if I was supposed to.

That red state/blue state stuff won’t fly around here, I’m afraid.

Non-Party - Oh, you left me out of the Guest List. Sniff

Party - Hey everybody! How are you all. A beer? Great! I hope it’s Belgian. Is that a Nintendo? Nice, I see you have GTA 4. Anyone else play that a lot? I liked it a lot better than 3.
Oooo, cheese dip. Excuse me will I go pig out. Snarf snarf Hey, what’s everyone’s Top 10 dips? Cheese is right up on the list for me.

I kinda thought it was a potluck, so there’s more than enough chips and taffy to go around. I don’t know if they have a professional caterer though.

I’m just looking for the lemon merengue pie.

I’ve got your lemon merengue pie right here, pal.

Wow! There’s a ton of my friends here! I can see I’m not going to be bored at this party!

Cite?