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Old 09-08-2008, 01:31 PM
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Doper SFW Picture Thread

Since not all of us really are into participating in the the NSFW thread, I figure I'd start up a good, ol' fashion safe for work picture thread.

Plus, this will be a good place for everyone to get reacquainted- matching names with faces of members new, old, and returned.

And because I'm the OP, I'm going to set the bar high. Oh, yes. That's right, I'm giving you two Dopers in one post. Earlier in the summer, Spatial Rift 47 decided he wanted to come out to Vegas and I offered to show him around. So, you get Doper pictures and vacation photos- how much more interesting could a thread be?

This one is just me being me before we went out to see Zumanity.
This would be the two of us, waiting to get in to the show.

The next day, we went to the Hoover Dam.
It was dam hot.

And the next day, we went to the Star Trek Experience. I don't want to talk about it. *shiver*

As you can see, We were equally excited.

Oh, and then I got attacked by a dragon.


~fin~

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Old 09-08-2008, 01:34 PM
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You're a tad behind, Diosa.
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:38 PM
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Wha? I searched the first two pages and saw nothing (since I can't do an actual search). I fail .
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:38 PM
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Has the last one left the front page yet? 'Eh...either way...

My daughter and I out for a drive recently


By the by, welcome back, Diosa...

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Old 09-08-2008, 01:42 PM
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Has the last one left the front page yet? 'Eh...either way...

My daughter and I out for a drive recently


By the by, welcome back, Diosa...
Aww! That's too cute! You both look like you're just having a blast.

And thank you!
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:45 PM
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Because I like showing off...

Trying on my wedding dress
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:48 PM
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:51 PM
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Lets try this again...
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:02 PM
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Bad picture of me at the Blue Jays game on Friday
I really need a haircut

I really need some better pictures.

Argh...I can't get my facebook photos to show up.

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Old 09-08-2008, 02:17 PM
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:45 PM
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Sweet. Something I don't have to get naked for.

Here's me RIGHT NOW, reading this thread.

Here's me, EARLIER TODAY, after pasting DocCathode's link in my browser from that other thread.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:47 PM
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Sweet. Something I don't have to get naked for.

Here's me RIGHT NOW, reading this thread.

Here's me, EARLIER TODAY, after pasting DocCathode's link in my browser from that other thread.
Ok, I laughed. . . really, really hard. At work. I hate you.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:47 PM
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You look beautiful. Very serious, though, but I guess I've never been dress-trying-on before so I don't know how serious to be...

Fed up of digging.
Love this picture of me and the gf but I think it looks inadvertently rude.
With many pistols. Guns aren't cool. But playing with them is kinda fun. Check out my cocking handle.
Fancy dress. Me and my friend (pictured in the album, but not that shot) won 1st prize. Dont think it was anything good, though.

OK, that's certainly enough!
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:51 PM
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Sweet. Something I don't have to get naked for.

Here's me RIGHT NOW, reading this thread.

Here's me, EARLIER TODAY, after pasting DocCathode's link in my browser from that other thread.
YOU WIN! That made me giggle

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Attention people using Facebook: A lot of times your pictures don't show up, we see Facebook's lovely message telling us your picture is unavailable. Just sayin
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:54 PM
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Ok, I laughed. . . really, really hard. At work. I hate you.
Yeh, well... here's one of me either just after I just checked out your cleavage, or I'm thinking of bunnies.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:55 PM
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Seriously, you guys look so beautiful and happy in this picture. I opened it and smiled. It's just too cute.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:56 PM
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Yeh, well... here's one of me either just after I just checked out your cleavage, or I'm thinking of bunnies.
You're thinking of bunnies trampling my breasts? Look, I know some people on the internet are into weird things, but I don't think I had mentally prepared myself for that.


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Old 09-08-2008, 02:56 PM
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You look beautiful. Very serious, though, but I guess I've never been dress-trying-on before so I don't know how serious to be...
Nah, that's just me. I tend not to smile much.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:03 PM
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You're thinking of bunnies trampling my breasts?...

Well, sure; Now I am. And, I gotta say, it's not as hot as you'd think.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:03 PM
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Seriously, you guys look so beautiful and happy in this picture. I opened it and smiled. It's just too cute.
Thank you! How come you're a guest, now?
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:09 PM
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My son, Leo, and me.

My husband and me.

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Old 09-08-2008, 03:12 PM
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Thank you! How come you're a guest, now?

I guess because I let my subscription lapse before? I hear rumor that this'll be changed eventually. No biggie though, right? Maybe this will give me leeway in making "n00b" mistakes, like posting a picture thread when, apparently, there was just one.


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Well, sure; Now I am. And, I gotta say, it's not as hot as you'd think.
It's not? Well, fuck! I better go change my plans for tonight, then.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:13 PM
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This one was taken a few days ago, after I found out I got the job I interviewed for. We decided to celebrate by heading over to my parents' house and commandeering their jacuzzi.

If you're interested, you can see all kinds of pics of my family on the blog my wife keeps. I have a pretty attractive family.

(There's a little video from the same day as my first pic at the bottom of the page here. I apologize in advance for the music selection. She told me to make my own goddamn blog if I didn't like it.)
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:21 PM
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How unbearably cute are you?! That is certainly *not* enough. [pouts]


I just submitted to the last thread, but since I have a cell phone and plenty of makeup, why not throw in again?

p.s. I promise my next cell phone will take right side up pictures without distortion.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:26 PM
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How unbearably cute are you?! That is certainly *not* enough. [pouts]


I just submitted to the last thread, but since I have a cell phone and plenty of makeup, why not throw in again?

p.s. I promise my next cell phone will take right side up pictures without distortion.
You're pretty. I like your makeup.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:28 PM
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How unbearably cute are you?! That is certainly *not* enough. [pouts]


I just submitted to the last thread, but since I have a cell phone and plenty of makeup, why not throw in again?

p.s. I promise my next cell phone will take right side up pictures without distortion.
You have beautiful eyes...even at 90!
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:29 PM
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How unbearably cute are you?! That is certainly *not* enough. [pouts]


I just submitted to the last thread, but since I have a cell phone and plenty of makeup, why not throw in again?

p.s. I promise my next cell phone will take right side up pictures without distortion.

I have shame that I'm asking this, but is that the new Mac lipstick? From the Cult of Cherry collection?
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:32 PM
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...Maybe this will give me leeway in making "n00b" mistakes, like posting a picture thread when, apparently, there was just one...
I hadn't seen another picture thread, either.

This is the realdoper picture thread.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:38 PM
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Looks like we've moved over here, so I'll re-post.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...aandChris8.jpg

Taken in April this year on my wedding day.

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Old 09-08-2008, 03:48 PM
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You're all so cute! Here's my brand of cuteness:

This is me, hotted up. I don't usually look this put together.

That's my very best friend in the whole wide world.

Me and Steve Staios of the Edmonton Oilers. Nyah.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:48 PM
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I'll play. Here's me:

http://s104.photobucket.com/albums/m...t=7b64cabf.jpg

(For some reason I can't insert text rather than showing the entire link address. Sorry.)
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:51 PM
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A few more:

Me with shorter hair (On the right)

About to be impaled
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:52 PM
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Here's a picture of the little thieves and me on vacation this summer.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:54 PM
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I have shame that I'm asking this, but is that the new Mac lipstick? From the Cult of Cherry collection?
It's not. It's actually a Revlon lip liner (not sure of the exact color, it's half an inch long now.. i've used it to almost nothing), Loreal Infallible auburn lip color, and Avon sparkling fruit punch gloss on top.

I may have to check out this Cult of Cherry collection though, lord knows my makeup kit could use some updating.

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You have beautiful eyes...even at 90!
*blush* thank you.

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You're pretty. I like your makeup.
Thank you! Your kids eyelashes are killing me from here. I'd love to see that tat full on, what is it?
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:57 PM
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That does not look anything at all like safe and responsible firearms handling! (Surely you should at least be wearing a condom? )

But I beg to differ: guns are cool. My silly-looking grin proves it.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:57 PM
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http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...aandChris8.jpg

Taken in April this year on my wedding day.
Too soon! I'm still bitter!

Diosa, allow me to add myself to the chorus of people who say they missed you!

And, because I'm an attention whore too: DO NOT WANT!
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:59 PM
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I don't have any new ones, just the same ones I put up last time and the time before.

Most recent photo of me and the wife
Same night, a little blurry
Second from left
Me punching a guy in the face

These are from the photo booth at a moustache-themed New Years Eve party:

New Year's Eve Moustache Party photo booth
Smoochy smoochy
Boo ya!!
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:03 PM
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Too soon! I'm still bitter!

Diosa, allow me to add myself to the chorus of people who say they missed you!

And, because I'm an attention whore too: DO NOT WANT!
Aww! You'll always be my doper crush!
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:05 PM
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Taken yesterday at a Mets / Philly game

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Old 09-08-2008, 04:07 PM
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This is me, hotted up. I don't usually look this put together.
Your eyes and that shirt are totally soulmates. *swoon* The glasses are adorable too.

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Old 09-08-2008, 04:17 PM
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Me this past summer, at the beach house.
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:22 PM
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Wrong thread!

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Old 09-08-2008, 04:29 PM
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Here's one of me in my natural habitat.
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:30 PM
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Thank you! Your kids eyelashes are killing me from here. I'd love to see that tat full on, what is it?
heh, I don't know where Leo got those eyelashes from, but man are they long. Everyone mentions them. In fact, his eyes look like neither mine or my husbands. I guess they are a leftover from a long deceased ancestor.

The tat is a water dragon. It goes from about the middle of my boob to the upper part of my back. I'll see if I can either take or dig up a picture of it. It's not at the most photographable angle.
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:38 PM
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I like to call them, fake cleavage.

One with my hair up. My friends and I have a bad habit of putting our thumbs up in pictures. Must break.
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:51 PM
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Here I am:

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Old 09-08-2008, 04:53 PM
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I like to call them, fake cleavage.

One with my hair up. My friends and I have a bad habit of putting our thumbs up in pictures. Must break.
My friends and I have that problem, except with peace signs.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:09 PM
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I like to call them, fake cleavage.
You're just too damn hot, aren't you? I think we need a different camera angle on this first pic.
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One with my hair up. My friends and I have a bad habit of putting our thumbs up in pictures. Must break.
At least you don't do the stupid kissy-mouth/pout thing.

.anyway.

An old standard pic of me, on a cold day outside of Chicago.
And a slightly more recent one, on a warm day in San Jose.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:20 PM
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That does not look anything at all like safe and responsible firearms handling! (Surely you should at least be wearing a condom? )

But I beg to differ: guns are cool. My silly-looking grin proves it.
That day, we started fooling around with the pistols and didn't seem to be getting any trouble from the officers watching, so it escalated into creating 'pistol man' and shooting videos and pictures.

Normally we're very responsible...
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