Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your “estranged” wife during sex? Oooooohkay.
At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn’t go near my gun during.
Do you have a problem typing the word “shot”?
“This is my rifle,
this is my gun.
This is for fighting,
this is for fun.”
Sounds like somebody got them mixed up.
It’s a “meme” thing.
Hmph.
I guess it doesn’t meme very much to me.
Ha! I see what you did there.
I opened the thread dying to find out what he accidentally did to his wife during sex. He accidentally what- lost? broke? tickled? puked on? What?!?!
And I was teased with it a 2nd time!
I can haz a verb?
Maybe her ***** was so good he had to bust a cap in it.
Accident my (!) !!
heh heh heh … “shot” indeed!
I vote for:
“Ate”
“Read the Bible to”
Bung-holed"
In these ridiculous times, I actually have to ask, are you serious?
EPIC!
Ding Ding! Thread Winner
This thread is so.
He DPed her, now let it drop. Of course, not at the same time; don’t ask foolish questions.
We need a verb here…
Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now?
Edited to clarify: I’m not criticizing Binarydrone in any way.
Look, you started the thread, so it’d be nice if you’d stop by. Did you deliberately leave out the verb “shot”? I’m more interested in that than in the news article itself now.