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Old 02-10-2009, 03:15 PM
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Why is Gandalf considered a great wizard?

Not to knock the guy, but he really doesn't do much in the way of spellcasting. He's got a nifty sword, had a staff until he broke it, has a lesser ring...but not a lot of firepower. Elminster would smoke him with a single "Magic Missle" spell. In WoW, my level 73 gnome mage farts for more DPS (damage per second) than Gandalf has ever done. In the original Everquest, the infamous Oakbrow Farwalker could have quadkited Balrogs and Ring Wraiths without breaking a sweat. (that version of Oakie was known to solo old world dragons and other outlandish stunts--it was good to be a druid then). Hell, even Giles from the Buffyverse has shown more magical ability than Gandalf (granted with some channeling power from other Watchers or somesuch).

Seems like I almost remember an article in Dragon magazine or somewhere claiming Gandalf was about a 5th level magic user under AD&D rules. 5th level isn't particularly powerful--1 3rd level spell, 2 second level spells, 3 first level spells not counting inteligence bonuses if any.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:28 PM
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The way I've heard it, and I can't remember from where precisely, is that the best wizards never need their magic. They use wisdom and reputation to accomplish their goals, and a wizard is most fearsome when you don't know exactly what he's capable of. They don't throw fireballs around, they influence things. Gandalf had magic, but he rarely needed it, and only used it when it could be exploited to best and most dramatic effect.

Of course, most readers/gameplayers are in it for the action, and a fireball-throwing wizard is inherently more interesting to them than a conniver, which Gandalf was.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:35 PM
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Well, I'm sure that the LotR masters will show up here soon, but I'll note that he's not actually human - he's actually some sort of angel-equivilent whose name I can never remember. So he presumably has a lot more power than he normally displays.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:35 PM
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Wizards in Tolkein's milieu were maia, angel-like beings who were sent to Middle Earth to rally support and get the locals to implement the policies of Management back in Valinor. Gandalf's role, in particular, was to "kindle the fire" of Men and Elves, so he was more of an advisor than a doer.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:36 PM
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Of course, most readers/gameplayers are in it for the action, and a fireball-throwing wizard is inherently more interesting to them than a conniver, which Gandalf was.
Ha! I came here to say just the opposite: that a wizard/witch/sorcerer who isn't ridiculously powered up with video-game abilities makes for a better character (and a better narrative) than one who is.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:47 PM
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Hmmm. My perspective is very much that of a reader/gamer. That whole subtle conniver thing can work...but to establish the "true power" of the character, you have to show him really kick ass at least once. I don't recall Gandalf ever really doing that. Yeah, he sorta almost soloed a balrog. Whoopee. Didn't really beat it so much as held it to a draw and sorta killed himself in the process. Showed up for the big battle somewhere...Helmsdeep maybe?...glowing like a Vorlon...but again, no real spell slinging. Dude may as well be flying a desk somewhere, and sending in a drunk dwarf to do the fighting.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:49 PM
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The whole bit about "kite balrogs and ringwraiths" seems a bit absurd. For all you know, Glamdring could have been a weapon +100,000,000 and the Balrog could have mocked your puny spells and had you for lunch. Let's not mix our apples with our shiny rocks here.

What Gandalf is, however is several things:

A) One of the few people who can do real, honest magic, in a world which, while full of 'magical' creatures, doesn't really contain much in the way of sparklie, castable magic. If I walked down main street and lit my cigarette with a snap of my fingers, I'd be the Greatest Wizard on Earth, simply because I could do ANY magic.

B) The inspiration for all those two bits comeafters. Do you sincerely think Elminster would exist without Gandalf?

C) One of the beings who helped shape the universe with his song, which means that if it weren't for...

D) Explicitly forbidden by the Powers that Be to "match Power with Power"; You really, truly, have no idea -what- Gandalf could or could not do, because he was, on some fairly fundamental level, prohibited from doing it.

... that you'd be talking about some pretty epic level destruction.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:50 PM
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Well, I'm sure that the LotR masters will show up here soon, but I'll note that he's not actually human - he's actually some sort of angel-equivilent whose name I can never remember. So he presumably has a lot more power than he normally displays.
Indeed, Gandalf was Olórin in the West. An angelic type collectively called Maiar. He had excellent control over fire, helped by the Elven Ring of Fire. He was fairly handy with lightning as seen at the Goblin Cave in the Hobbit and on Weathertop as he held of the Black Riders. His greatest power though was staying true to his mission that including minimizing the use of his powers and guiding others to fight Sauron. By AD&D rules he did not show many great powers but then neither did Merlin that I recalled. The arch-type wizards and Gandalf is clearly one of them, second only to Merlin I think, did not constantly use their powers. It was a pretty good trick to fight a Balrog to the death and come back with only Gods help.

He was quite exceptional in making useful friends from the Great Eagles who were natural allies as servants of Manwë who picked Olórin to go; to Beorn, Shadowfax, Fangorn, Elrond, Glorfindel and Galadriel, Aragorn and the Hobbits. He brave exploring Moria, Dol Guldor and Mordor and as pointed out we know only a very small portion of everything he did in his 2000+ years in Middle Earth as Gandalf. As Gandalf the White he was far more powerful as he no longer had to hold back.

BTW: His staff was never broken, he broke Sauruman’s.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:59 PM
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BTW: His staff was never broken, he broke Sauruman’s.
I thought he broke his own staff in the Balrog fight, right before taking the fall of not-quite-doom. Also thought that was the inspiration for the "retributive strike" mechanic in AD&D, that unleashed much whoopass if you're willing to break a Staff of the Magi....
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:01 PM
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Because in terms of the story he's a guide on the side of the road. He's not a lead character.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:06 PM
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I thought he broke his own staff in the Balrog fight, right before taking the fall of not-quite-doom. Also thought that was the inspiration for the "retributive strike" mechanic in AD&D, that unleashed much whoopass if you're willing to break a Staff of the Magi....
Nope. Actually he used his staff and his subtle power to shatter that ancient stone bridge* and send the Balrog plummeting. Sadly the Balrog's whip got Gandalf.

Clearly not 5th level magic.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:11 PM
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Gandalf was so powerful, he once blew a smoke-ring through a man's skull just for snoring too loud.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:13 PM
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So you finally found out that his major power was blowing smoke.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:16 PM
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Gandalf was so powerful, he once blew a smoke-ring through a man's skull just for snoring too loud.
But it was only Barliman Butterbur, and there was plenty of room for it to go through. No harm was done.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:35 PM
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Yeah, he sorta almost soloed a balrog. Whoopee. Didn't really beat it so much as held it to a draw and sorta killed himself in the process.

It should be noted that the balrog had kicked an entire nation of dwarves out of Khazad-Dum. This wasn't some troll or something.

(Also, the Ring he bore was a Great Ring, not a lesser one, but that's neither here nor there.)


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Old 02-10-2009, 04:49 PM
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To quote the Great Red Dragon*, "Never play an ace when a two will do."

Gandalf doesn't "work" like a D&D wizard because he doesn't have to, and at times in fact, should not. When the Fellowship is attempting the Caradhras pass, Gandalf lights a fire using magic, saying (I don't remember the exact words), "I've just written, 'Gandalf is here' in giant letters for anyone who can read them." In other words, when stealth is the goal (as it is in "Fellowship," for sure), you don't go around casting Magic Missile willy-nilly.

And I'd say the stand against the Balrog is the totally kick-ass moment you seek, no matter how you look at it. Gandalf was the only member of the Fellowship who had even the slightest chance of going toe-to-toe with the Balrog - and that's a group not short on warrior-ish prowess. Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli are all pretty bad-ass, no? And yet Gandalf says, "This foe is beyond any of you."



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Old 02-10-2009, 05:14 PM
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I agree with those who say we never get to see how powerful Gandalf is. He uses his full power to fight a Balrog and possibly against the Nazgul at Weathertop. Both battles occur offstage.

I will note, from years of role playing, in general the more flashy a wizard is, the less powerful he is. Think Urgo The Magnificent from Krull. He is long on talk and has almost no power.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:34 PM
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Gandalf was fulfilling the will of Eru Ilvutar. To put it another way, he's the Tool of the DM/Devs. That's not a power you can fight.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:38 PM
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And somewhere in the saga, Gandalf has to use a few words of Command--I have no clue what Command is (and I'm sure there'll be any number of Dopers here soon to tell me!). I always took that bit to mean that Gandalf was very powerful indeed because he had knowledge of this very potent vocabulary and knew how to use it appropriately.

Forgive me, but I can't help but think that these so called powers the OP refers to are essentially "immature" ones. Isn't there some legendary warrior that "fights" other contenders by allowing them to tire themselves out an/or uses logic etc to outwit them? Gandalf is like that--he uses his enemies strengths against the enemy (and their weaknesses, too). That's some powerful shit.

Gandalf serves many purposes in his world. IMO, an angel (in the conventional sense) comes closest to describing him. He is in the world, but not really of it. He advises, guides, and protects. He can harness nature and "lesser" creatures--which he would be the first to say are not lesser at all. He is wise, gentle and good, but can strike with deadly force, if needed.

Bottom line: Gandalf is a mensch. Gamer wizards et al should be so lucky.

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Old 02-10-2009, 05:43 PM
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The consensus seems to be that Gandalf was sorta like Kosh. I was wanting more of a Duke Nukem in a pointy hat.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:44 PM
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Not to knock the guy, but he really doesn't do much in the way of spellcasting. He's got a nifty sword, had a staff until he broke it, has a lesser ring...but not a lot of firepower. Elminster would smoke him with a single "Magic Missle" spell. In WoW, my level 73 gnome mage farts for more DPS (damage per second) than Gandalf has ever done. In the original Everquest, the infamous Oakbrow Farwalker could have quadkited Balrogs and Ring Wraiths without breaking a sweat. (that version of Oakie was known to solo old world dragons and other outlandish stunts--it was good to be a druid then). Hell, even Giles from the Buffyverse has shown more magical ability than Gandalf (granted with some channeling power from other Watchers or somesuch).

Seems like I almost remember an article in Dragon magazine or somewhere claiming Gandalf was about a 5th level magic user under AD&D rules. 5th level isn't particularly powerful--1 3rd level spell, 2 second level spells, 3 first level spells not counting inteligence bonuses if any.

I remember that article, but it was original D & D, AD & D had not been published yet.

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And I'd say the stand against the Balrog is the totally kick-ass moment you seek, no matter how you look at it. Gandalf was the only member of the Fellowship who had even the slightest chance of going toe-to-toe with the Balrog - and that's a group not short on warrior-ish prowess. Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli are all pretty bad-ass, no? And yet Gandalf says, "This foe is beyond any of you."
I think that Aragorn or Legolas could have defeated the Balrog but died in the effort. Neither was any slouch, but powerful lords of their people, akin to Glorfindel in the First Age who defeated a Balrog and fell to his death in the process. Gandalf had a plan: the Balrog knew who and what Gandalf was from the encounter behind the door, and Gandalf knew the Balrog would not simply jump past Gandalf, but plant himself firmly for the fight. Gandalf expected this and planned to destroy the bridge the way he did. Gandalf did not expect to be pulled down.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:50 PM
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Gandalf did not expect to be pulled down.
He failed a dexterity check. Happens to the best of us. Had he asked nicely, I woulda let him borrow my purple 20-sider.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:54 PM
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I think that Aragorn or Legolas could have defeated the Balrog but died in the effort. Neither was any slouch, but powerful lords of their people, akin to Glorfindel in the First Age who defeated a Balrog and fell to his death in the process.
Neither of them was even CLOSE to that level of power. Aragorn was a direct descendant of the Numenoreans, yes, but the great Numenorean kings were far in the past. The Dunedain of the Third Age were diminished, though not as much as the Gondoreans.

And Legolas was a Sindarin elf. Neither he nor his father had even seen the Trees. He was NOT the equal of Glorfindel. Not even close.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:57 PM
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The consensus seems to be that Gandalf was sorta like Kosh. I was wanting more of a Duke Nukem in a pointy hat.
Sorry, that guy did not really exist but you would have loved Fingolfin fighting Melkor.
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I think that Aragorn or Legolas could have defeated the Balrog but died in the effort. Neither was any slouch, but powerful lords of their people, akin to Glorfindel in the First Age who defeated a Balrog and fell to his death in the process. Gandalf had a plan: the Balrog knew who and what Gandalf was from the encounter behind the door, and Gandalf knew the Balrog would not simply jump past Gandalf, but plant himself firmly for the fight. Gandalf expected this and planned to destroy the bridge the way he did. Gandalf did not expect to be pulled down.
Neither Legolas or Aragorn were capable of defeating the Balrog. Glorfindel was vastly more powerful and skilled.
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He failed a dexterity check. Happens to the best of us. Had he asked nicely, I woulda let him borrow my purple 20-sider.
Actually Gandalf was distracted by Aragorn and Boromir. They had no clue what they were up against and did not want to leave Gandalf to face it alone. Legolas knew what it was and wanted to get out fast.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:59 PM
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When Gandalf whips out the sword and leaps into melee (wearing just his robes), I assume that there's magic at work, and not just incredible swordsmanship.

He clearly had "showy" magic, like the fireworks at Bilbo's birthday party. Forget the movie--just the description in the book says those weren't cardboard and gunpowder.

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Nope. Actually he used his staff and his subtle power to shatter that ancient stone bridge* and send the Balrog plummeting. Sadly the Balrog's whip got Gandalf.

Clearly not 5th level magic.
That was the first thing that came to mind when I read the OP. I don't remember any D&D/WoW spells that would blast a stone bridge like that. Clearly the Balrog had too much magic resistance for Gandalf to blast him directly, though...
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:05 PM
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Could one make the same argument about Merlin? He wasn't exactly the Magic Missile type.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:12 PM
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Could one make the same argument about Merlin? He wasn't exactly the Magic Missile type.
It's much harder to analyze Merlin as he's a loose conglomeration of myths from various cultures and centuries. Gandalf is the product of one author, with letters to clarify things.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:12 PM
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Gandalf is great for his power under restraint, for his wisdom, and for his basic goodness.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:14 PM
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Could one make the same argument about Merlin? He wasn't exactly the Magic Missile type.
I think I did earlier though according to Geoffrey of Monmouth, Merlin did raise Stonehenge with his magic. Pretty damn impressive if not to showy. But yes, the other arch-type Wizard that also did not use showy D&D type magic.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:23 PM
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It should be noted that the balrog had kicked an entire nation of dwarves out of Khazad-Dum. This wasn't some troll or something.
I think this needs to be emphasized. Gandalf, when finally in a situation where the rules allowed him to unleash his power, managed a mutual kill against a being capable of routing a colony of dwarves. How many D&D "5th level magic users" could do that ? Balrogs are basically the LOTR version of fallen angels, not minor monsters.

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And somewhere in the saga, Gandalf has to use a few words of Command
When the Balrog first shows up, as I recall. Gandalf seals a door against it, and the clash collapses it. He says something like "The counterspell was terrible - I had to use a Word of Command."
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:24 PM
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Nope. Actually he used his staff and his subtle power to shatter that ancient stone bridge* and send the Balrog plummeting. Sadly the Balrog's whip got Gandalf.

Clearly not 5th level magic.
Gandalf did break his staff upon the bridge, though. I just checked. He obviously got given a new one (or made one in Lothlorien when Gwaihir carried him there).
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:26 PM
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...By AD&D rules he did not show many great powers but then neither did Merlin that I recalled. The arch-type wizards and Gandalf is clearly one of them, second only to Merlin I think...
Could you explain this? Merlin was, IIRC, from the King Arthur tales, right? What does he have to do with Gandalf and how does one rank wizards with any level of accuracy?
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:27 PM
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And Legolas was a Sindarin elf. Neither he nor his father had even seen the Trees. He was NOT the equal of Glorfindel. Not even close.
Yeah. It's worth remembering that Galadriel, the most powerful elf in Middle Earth during the War of the Ring, the only living being to have seen the Trees ... barely even rates a mention in the old sagas. She's just somebody's little sister.

The Lord of the Rings is all about the corrupting influence of power. Saruman, Boromir, and Denethor all succumb to it. The greatest heroes are the ones who turn away from power when offered it, or who accept it only reluctantly: Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn, Faramir. Gandalf's mission is to inspire and guide the people of middle earth. Showing restraint while using power is part and parcel of that mission.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:31 PM
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When the Balrog first shows up, as I recall. Gandalf seals a door against it, and the clash collapses it. He says something like "The counterspell was terrible - I had to use a Word of Command."
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'What it was I cannot guess, but I have never felt such a challenge.
The counter-spell was terrible. It nearly broke me. For an instant the door
left my control and began to open! I had to speak a word of Command. That
proved too great a strain. The door burst in pieces. Something dark as a
cloud was blocking out all the light inside, and I was thrown backwards down
the stairs. All the wall gave way, and the roof of the chamber as well, I
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Gandalf did break his staff upon the bridge, though. I just checked. He obviously got given a new one (or made one in Lothlorien when Gwaihir carried him there).
Well crap, you are correct.
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At that moment Gandalf lifted his staff, and crying aloud he smote the bridge before him. The staff broke asunder and fell from his hand. A blinding sheet of white flame sprang up. The bridge cracked. Right at the Balrog's feet it broke, and the stone upon which it stood crashed into the gulf, while the rest remained, poised, quivering like a tongue of rock thrust out into emptiness.
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Could you explain this? Merlin was, IIRC, from the King Arthur tales, right? What does he have to do with Gandalf and how does one rank wizards with any level of accuracy?
They are in literature and legend the two Wizards that most later Wizards are based on or inspired by. As to ranking them it is impossible, I meant in terms of impact on the Fantasy genre.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:33 PM
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I don't remember any D&D/WoW spells that would blast a stone bridge like that. Clearly the Balrog had too much magic resistance for Gandalf to blast him directly, though...
I actually pulled out my tattered Player's Handbook (First Edition, of course) and found three possibilities, all 5th level Magic User spells:

1. Passwall
2. Stone Shape
3. Transmute Rock to Mud

Note that it would require a 9th level Magic User to cast a 5th level spell.

WoW didn't really have any way to target objects for damage purposes until WotLK. Now, mage spells will damage vehicles and some structures in certain areas, but I haven't done much experimenting with it yet.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:35 PM
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Eh.. I just invented a wizard named Marmaduche who can disappear the universe by waving a finger, and is the most powerful Wizard in the history of all wizards by a factor of over a million. Now that this super wizard exists to compare to, why is this infamous Oakbrow Farwalker considered a great wizard?
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:36 PM
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Yeah. It's worth remembering that Galadriel, the most powerful elf in Middle Earth during the War of the Ring, the only living being to have seen the Trees ... barely even rates a mention in the old sagas. She's just somebody's little sister.

The Lord of the Rings is all about the corrupting influence of power. Saruman, Boromir, and Denethor all succumb to it. The greatest heroes are the ones who turn away from power when offered it, or who accept it only reluctantly: Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn, Faramir. Gandalf's mission is to inspire and guide the people of middle earth. Showing restraint while using power is part and parcel of that mission.
While she was the most powerful Elf left in Middle Earth, she had grown over the millenium in power and craft and had an Elven Ring. However she was not the last Elf of the Light or Elf that saw the Two Trees. Glorfindel clearly was another and there was quite possible others in Rivendell and the Havens.

Your second part is dead on. Let's add Sam to those that resisted and Isildur to those that failed.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:43 PM
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:51 PM
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Eh.. I just invented a wizard named Marmaduche who can disappear the universe by waving a finger, and is the most powerful Wizard in the history of all wizards by a factor of over a million. Now that this super wizard exists to compare to, why is this infamous Oakbrow Farwalker considered a great wizard?
First of all, Oakie was/is not a wizard at all. He was/is a druid that concentrated primarily on DPS rather than healing. His name was known all across Norrath as one of the most loyal and powerful mortal servants of Karana. So great was his power that he traversed time and space to spread his teachings across this place you non-magical types call earth. His stories brought much mirth to the internet, until that dark day when Sony condoned selling in game money/equipment for real world money. Terrible was the wrath of Oakie. Well, terrible up until the point where he got banned from the official forums, got reinstated the same night, and quit the game forever shortly thereafter. The original Oakie was a half elf. For a short time he lived as a dwarf in a future version of Norrath, and was later reborn yet again as a night elf in the lands of Azzaroth.

Put another way, He is me and I am he and we are the eggman. Goo Goo Ga Joo.
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First of all, Oakie was/is not a wizard at all. He was/is a druid that concentrated primarily on DPS rather than healing. His name was known all across Norrath as one of the most loyal and powerful mortal servants of Karana. So great was his power that he traversed time and space to spread his teachings across this place you non-magical types call earth. His stories brought much mirth to the internet, until that dark day when Sony condoned selling in game money/equipment for real world money. Terrible was the wrath of Oakie. Well, terrible up until the point where he got banned from the official forums, got reinstated the same night, and quit the game forever shortly thereafter. The original Oakie was a half elf. For a short time he lived as a dwarf in a future version of Norrath, and was later reborn yet again as a night elf in the lands of Azzaroth.

Put another way, He is me and I am he and we are the eggman. Goo Goo Ga Joo.
Mate, and I say this as a man who briefly enjoyed Everquest and EQ2, and played WoW for months, as well as DAoC, and is a pretty big nerd all around...

that's pathetic.

Maybe you're a young lad. I dunno. But judging a fantasy character by their DPS? My only response to that is: WTF?!

More to the point, who cares? Wizards are Druids, anyway. The weird modern idea of druid as some oddbal nature guardian comes straight from DnD, where, ironically, Bards are almost more like classic druids.

Blah. Anyway, Gandalf was a mighty warrior who had vast knowledge of the world, its peoples, and at least at one point knew every spell ever made by men, dwarves, elves, and probably orcs. This is a world where smiths could make blades of awesome - but subtle - power, and really "magic" in your view never existed. There was Sorcery, the ability of powerful wills to force reality to its wish (and was considered a very, very bad thing to do). Sauron, as well as some of his servants, were capable of this. Mordor, for example, was not wholly natural. What elves and men and swarves did was more like convinving the world to do something, by turning the natural resources to a different use. Sorcery is a brutal rape and beat-down, but others use persuasion and build things up.

As an example, look at the Ring. This thing screwed with everyone nearby. The Ring is Sauron. It tormented Gollum (who was broken by it but not wholly corrupted). It turned Boromir briefly before he regained his senses. Aragorn realized he and his friends had to get away from it or be destroyed by it. That is power. Who cares how much friggin DPS you can do, when you can control everyone anyway?

Then, on the other hand, we have the elven boats. They always stayed upright, were easy to guide, and flowed easily where they were meant to go. A small and handsome item, but not an item meant to corrupt or control.
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Mate, and I say this as a man who briefly enjoyed Everquest and EQ2, and played WoW for months, as well as DAoC, and is a pretty big nerd all around...

that's pathetic.
Nooo....that's self-mocking humor delivered with tongue firmly in cheek. As is the notion of casually tossing in one of my favorite characters in league with fictional characters of great reknown. I do that sometimes.
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Nooo....that's self-mocking humor delivered with tongue firmly in cheek. As is the notion of casually tossing in one of my favorite characters in league with fictional characters of great reknown. I do that sometimes.
Ok, then you whooshed me. However, I have seen far too many fancic writers do exactly that, so forgive my apprehension.
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There are 9 levels of magic in D&D, correct? 5th level out of 9 would be decent powered spells, nothing great?
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There are 9 levels of magic in D&D, correct? 5th level out of 9 would be decent powered spells, nothing great?
It's middling. The point is, though, that trying to evaluate Gandalf's "level" with D&D stats is pointless. Gandalf is not a D&D mage. Neither is he an Everquest mage, nor a WoW mage, nor any other kind of game mage. There were exactly five wizards in Middle-Earth. They were not human. There is no comparison.
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Yeah, but did any of them know Evard's Black Tentacles?
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The point is, though, that trying to evaluate Gandalf's "level" with D&D stats is pointless.
No more pointless than wondering and/or having lengthy threads about who Batman could beat (if he was prepared). The joy is in the journey.
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5? Oh wait, forgot the Blue ones. Wasn't Gandalf teaching someone, though? I dimly remember that.
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It's middling. The point is, though, that trying to evaluate Gandalf's "level" with D&D stats is pointless. Gandalf is not a D&D mage. Neither is he an Everquest mage, nor a WoW mage, nor any other kind of game mage. There were exactly five wizards in Middle-Earth. They were not human. There is no comparison.
What if we use MERP stats? What then mister smartypants?
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There were exactly five wizards in Middle-Earth.
Yabut there was also the Witch-King. And the Black Numenorean necromancers. And the Blue Wizards might have been responsible for founding schools of magic in the eastern lands! And what of Queen Beruthiel and her cats? And Radagast had a squirrel apprentice that he taught spells to, although that was a story that I wrote so maybe it doesn't count.




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Yeah. It's worth remembering that Galadriel, the most powerful elf in Middle Earth during the War of the Ring, the only living being to have seen the Trees ... barely even rates a mention in the old sagas. She's just somebody's little sister.

The Lord of the Rings is all about the corrupting influence of power. Saruman, Boromir, and Denethor all succumb to it. The greatest heroes are the ones who turn away from power when offered it, or who accept it only reluctantly: Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn, Faramir. Gandalf's mission is to inspire and guide the people of middle earth. Showing restraint while using power is part and parcel of that mission.
While she was the most powerful Elf left in Middle Earth, she had grown over the millenium in power and craft and had an Elven Ring. However she was not the last Elf of the Light or Elf that saw the Two Trees. Glorfindel clearly was another and there was quite possible others in Rivendell and the Havens.

Your second part is dead on. Let's add Sam to those that resisted and Isildur to those that failed.
And shouldn't we add Galadriel herself?

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